Hummels Luiz-ing it up right now. They can't get anything right at the moment.
Bundesliga, DFB Cup, and other Bundesliga business 2014/2015
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Hummels thought he was Messi there for two seconds.
And I really thought Hummels was Messi...
I don't know about that. Which of their players that left has actually been really convincing at their new club? Götze maybe with a lot of good will.
Dortmund's demise is probably the most bizarre thing I've seen in football.
i can't even.
This is the same Augsburg who's missing their first choice LB and currently down to 10 men... oh Dortmund.
i thought about that all match long. if you list their squad, it all becomes nothing but mind-boggling to a hilarious extent.
I was thinking the exact same thing. IF they indeed get relegated, which is still won't believe, it would surely be the biggest fall from grace in the history of football, at least the biggest without any off-court (legal) dramas involved.
they're gonna lose this one, aren't they?
Some shocking football from Dortmund, they can't get even the simplest of things right. It's like a team of Valencias.
Yup. They were terrible against Leverkusen as well. I blame Klopp for the tactics they're employing I really do.
Sounds crazy, but after half a dozen games the idea of them being bottom after 19 seemed impossible.
Manninger creeps me out. Also, it feels like he's been 37 for about 12 years now.
At the national team and how fast they can adapt you often see how good they really are and what is system. Hummels struggled very long there. Schmelzer never got it...
Gündogan adapted very fast.
Lewandowski is a good player too.
Twelve players who won the league with Dortmund for the first time a few years ago are still there and they have the same manager.
It's impossible to get your head around. Maybe they just took on a defeatist attitude. Like 'We won a few battles but we'll never win the war' after losing some key players and their best attacking player being injured so often.. but even that doesn't explain them being dead last.
Dortmund's attacking game is just sad at the minute. Since Lewa is gone nothing seems to go together anymore at all. On to of that Mikhi is just absolute trash, Aubameyang can't do anything else but run, Sahin and Gündogan can't play a defense splitting pass to save their lives anymore and Reus and Immobile are just invisible unless they are involved in some pressing efforts.
We score 3 goals in one game. I tought I'd never see it again in my life...
Well jury on him is still out considering that he is barely half a season gone. But so far he looks like he will find his place in Bayern's team as well.
Turned over while Liverpool are on HT, Dortmund are playing awful.
10 man Augsburg playing it easily.
He can't still be going?
Immobile 
Oh my god Immobile.
Apart from his mediocre scoring output, I thought he did really well so far. Providing a lot of things despite scoring.
Immobile... good grief, it's just hopeless.
wow
Amazing miss by Immobile.
Immobile.
Wow what a miss
As the old saying goes, they couldn't score in a brothel.
I don't think Klopp will last much longer.
Hummels, their creative force. Van gaal salivates.
It's simple really isn't it?
Mikhi - not good enough
Aubameyang - not good enough
Immobile - not good enough
Sahin - not good enough
Gundogan - not match sharp
Reus - not match sharp
I honestly can't remember the last signing for Dortmund that looked good. Perhaps Jojic, but the rest of them have been very ordinary.
Out of the players playing now, who would you want at United? Genuinely?
Hummels? Gundogan?
Hummels? Gundogan?
Klopp has been found out this season. Glad we never had any interest in him pre Jose.
Augsburg should have just held onto the ball then.
Or like you say in Germany "If you have shit on the foot, you have shit on the foot."
Only Hummels. I wouldn't touch any of the others. Gundogan could rediscover his form or he might never. Way too much of a gamble. I didn't rate Gundogan anyway if i'm honest (much to the amusement of many people).
Kagawa you fecking princess, stop dancing and just try and score like a man for god's sake
Wow. Passing it around in the box like that with less than a minute left.
They're all so afraid of the responsibility.
They're all so afraid of the responsibility.