Gaming swooshboy's GTA Online thread featuring the RedCafe Crew

Which badge do you like the look of most (see post #13150)

  • Option 1 (black text + circle, transparent background)

  • Option 2 (white text + circle, transparent background)

  • Option 3 (black text + circle, white background)

  • Option 4 (white text + circle, black background)

  • None of them

  • Oh no

  • Levo Smells


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Gonna do some racing/missions. Want to reach 100 today.
 
Gonna do some racing/missions. Want to reach 100 today.


Will be up for missions later this eve.

I was going to respray one of my cars yesterday, but saw I needed 9 (I think) more stunt jumps to unlock a color I wanted to use.

I've only done a few stunt jumps, so its not like I have to search high and low for a specific jump to do.

But would be up for doing that with some others later?
 
Will be up for missions later this eve.

I was going to respray one of my cars yesterday, but saw I needed 9 (I think) more stunt jumps to unlock a color I wanted to use.

I've only done a few stunt jumps, so its not like I have to search high and low for a specific jump to do.

But would be up for doing that with some others later?

Well ive unlocked my custom colour now so I couldnt really give a shite, but yeah il mess around doing whatever later.
Ive usually just found a colour I liked and used it on all my cars, although with some of the setups ive seen from you boys that may have to change a little. More variety shall be applied.

Am obviously applying Minority Report logic here - am pretty sure he was going to commit a crime in his future, so had to act then.

Sound logic
 
Will be up for missions later this eve.

I was going to respray one of my cars yesterday, but saw I needed 9 (I think) more stunt jumps to unlock a color I wanted to use.

I've only done a few stunt jumps, so its not like I have to search high and low for a specific jump to do.

But would be up for doing that with some others later?
Lime green? Need to unlock that as well. If you're looking for jumps and can't be bothered to have the computer nearby look for the Junk website in game. www.junkenergydrink.com
 
Lime green? Need to unlock that as well. If you're looking for jumps and can't be bothered to have the computer nearby look for the Junk website in game. www.junkenergydrink.com


Yep thats the color!

Will have a look at that site - cheers for that.
 
Lime green? Need to unlock that as well. If you're looking for jumps and can't be bothered to have the computer nearby look for the Junk website in game. www.junkenergydrink.com

What's in that website? Any other decent sites to use on gta online?

On a side note, did you guys know Michaels wife is a hhooker of some sort on one of the sites.
 
What's in that website? Any other decent sites to use on gta online?

On a side note, did you guys know Michaels wife is a hhooker of some sort on one of the sites.
The site has all the Unique jumps and Under The Bridge things on a map. It's not very detailed (as in amplified) but it works ok if you have a general idea of the places.

Thanks Damien, not sure I'll be able to do it tonight as I forgot I have some friends in today. I'm at 95 now.

Type "junk" on the eyefind search bar and then look for "Adrenaline Junkies" on the top right of the website. Alternatively just get your laptop next to you and go through the Social Club interactive map (couldn't find it there though, but there must be some good maps out there). I'm gonna clear stunt jumps now, it's fun.
 
feck the Entity, I'm taking the Akuma. It's harder than single player because there's no slow motion camera and the Entity gets too unstable on dirt ramps.

Join my session Genius.
 
feck the Entity, I'm taking the Akuma. It's harder than single player because there's no slow motion camera and the Entity gets too unstable on dirt ramps.

Join my session Genius.

Not at home now, won't be home for a good hour and a half at least and not even sure I'll be able to jump on straight away.
 
Some of those stunt jumps are a right pain in the ass and will probably take multiple attempts. Had to do 25 of them to unlock some mods and it was a very frustrating hour or so.
 
Easy to use and divided by areas for easiness of navigation. Starting from the north, I'll descend south and try them in my Entity, though some may require a bike.

http://www.gamesradar.com/gta-5-stunt-jump-locations/


Nice - will try these later!

I know the game keeps track of your stats etc, but is there a way to see the stats realtime as well?

Was thinking if there were a group of us trying the jumps be good to see who jumped the furthest.
 
Note for jump number 5: Don't try it on your PV. Well, the Akuma's insurance is just $112.

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I'm going to attempt to have a really long police session and see how long I can last.

I could potentially go on for hours with tanks and choppers at my disposal so I'll just have a warm up later as I don't have hours today.
 
Actually I think it would be pretty cool if a few of us were in tanks and choppers taking on the police force together. It could be some real fun and we'd be untouchable.
 
Actually I think it would be pretty cool if a few of us were in tanks and choppers taking on the police force together. It could be some real fun and we'd be untouchable.

A few days ago, me, Don, Issy and Irwin took a couple of cargobobs and me and Don called our tanks and flew the tanks around. Well, the plan was to have a battle in the air between our tanks but Issy and Irwin sort of disappeared so it was just me and Don flying around for a bit - me in the bob and him in the tank and despite him firing loads of shots, I didn't get any stars. Not sure if he did but I couldn't see any police helicopters around.
 
A few days ago, me, Don, Issy and Irwin took a couple of cargobobs and me and Don called our tanks and flew the tanks around. Well, the plan was to have a battle in the air between our tanks but Issy and Irwin sort of disappeared so it was just me and Don flying around for a bit - me in the bob and him in the tank and despite him firing loads of shots, I didn't get any stars. Not sure if he did but I couldn't see any police helicopters around.

Sounds like fun. But yeah, it would be good to try out a session of us all against the cops. Have a chopper ready next to you for when your tanks ready to go, get yourself another tank and rinse and repeat.
 
A few days ago, me, Don, Issy and Irwin took a couple of cargobobs and me and Don called our tanks and flew the tanks around. Well, the plan was to have a battle in the air between our tanks but Issy and Irwin sort of disappeared so it was just me and Don flying around for a bit - me in the bob and him in the tank and despite him firing loads of shots, I didn't get any stars. Not sure if he did but I couldn't see any police helicopters around.

Was that the day Don blew everyone up so I decided he was just going to carry on so killed him every time he appeared within a mile of me?
 
20 jumps to go. Unlocked every colour available for vehicles by now.
 
Got back onto online for the first time in ages earlier. Spent my 500k on upgrading my garage. I now have an Elegy, Dubsta, Dominator, Akuma, Feltzner and an Exemplar. So much more I want though! Will post some pictures later - I'm really happy with the Exemplar.
 
Note for jump number 5: Don't try it on your PV. Well, the Akuma's insurance is just $112.

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I did it with my entity, and landed inside by the lighthouse but that jump failed. Did it with my Phoenix and passed and then the car went into the water :lol:
 
Is TDon banned from the caf or is he just not coming online because he's pissed with being thread banned from the porn thread?
 
I lol'd when I got KK in a blow up trap. We were doing the satellite jump in sandy shores and as he was building his run up I'd stickied a load of cars he had to drive through causing an epic explosion.

Luckily he took it like a man and didn't say a word.

And whilst this was happening, Irwin was trying the jump and killing himself.
 
I lol'd when I got KK in a blow up trap. We were doing the satellite jump in sandy shores and as he was building his run up I'd stickied a load of cars he had to drive through causing an epic explosion.

Luckily he took it like a man and didn't say a word.

And whilst this was happening, Irwin was trying the jump and killing himself.


:lol:

Tonight might just have been the best night I've had for pure fun. The couple of missions we did were a laugh, and although I'm still not much use I'm certainly getting better. After you and KK left I just went into the city and started picking fights with randomers. One guy and me had a running battle for ages around the hospital with me winning 13-10. Was really funny and the two of us just kept spawning and coming back for more. I had a few other battles, a big one around the Customs shop to the east of the city under the bridge. I ended up being ganged up on by a load of strangers but I managed to get up on the roof and pick a load of them off with my sniper rifle before escaping the cops.

Brilliant craic altogether.

I really don't get anyone who would buy this game and play it offline. I know a few people with PS3's that have never once been online despite being quite competent gamers.
 
We should do GM's us vs cops thing tonight. I fancy blowing shit loads on ammu

Yeah, I take back what I said about us all staying in tanks and stuff. I was doing it yesterday for a good 20 odd minutes and it got boring. But if we all got ourselves some decent cover, I.e riot vans and armoured cars etc then it could be some real fun. It would be like us creating our own survival within the game world. Could maybe have 1 person in a tank or people in choppers taking out the choppers, but it could be some real good Craic.
 
I'll be online later today an tonight, would of been on last night had my street not had a power cut all evening :(
 
Can anyone very briefly describe how you get PVs such as the riot vans and helis? I did a quick look on YouTube but couldn't find the exact way :(
 
Can anyone very briefly describe how you get PVs such as the riot vans and helis? I did a quick look on YouTube but couldn't find the exact way :(

Type into Google "how can I store the riot van in my garage in gta online". Incidentally, you can use that same sentence but replace the riot van with whatever vehicle you want. And then the related youtube videos will come up in a search.
 
I kept going back to the hospital last night to look for choppers, but after the first time there was never any there. Once I could see one on it from the ground but when I got up there it was gone.
 
Issy, you will pay for that hahahaha :) great fun.

I was actually gonna get you back straight away but i decided to leave it, I had left a sticky on the jump point by the satellites. I was hoping you were gonna make another run and jump. I was hoping if you did do it ya wouldnt use your own car.

The missions were good fun last night.

Before I joined you boys I tried to see if I could get the buzzrd into my garage but it kept saying I could'nt. Any ideas how I go about it? Does it say you cant store it for everyone but you just glitch the chopper in there somehow? Its probably also a tight squeeze trying to get it in the door of my garage.