Gaming swooshboy's GTA Online thread featuring the RedCafe Crew
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
Who's on tonight?
Niners aren't playing today do will be on shortly.
Niners aren't playing today do will be on shortly.
I'll be about 9 or 10 . I'm extremely hungover so I don't know how long I'll last.
I'll be on after I'm a Celeb
Seriously.
Deadly serious.
Haha.
I've literally only just noticed Nadia on it. She does feck all.
well, how long will it take for you to become one?
You never learn. I'm done with you. You'll be permed within a couple of weeks without my influence, good luck. You'll need it.
@DatIrishFella I had to wait a good 10 minutes for you to come out of that barbers.......
You owe me a car, by the way.
Knobs, invite me
I'm heading on now, invite me when you see me.
im still waiting, going for a quick slash
I'm on, whatever you guys are doing, I'm up for it.
@swooshboy
Or basically anybody who can toss me an invite.
@swooshboy
Or basically anybody who can toss me an invite.
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@swooshboy I didn't get in that time for some reason 
Trying to join from my end now, but throw anoher invite
Trying to join from my end now, but throw anoher invite
I go for a slash and everyone fecks off
My GTA just shat itself there. Coming back online.
@Big-Red @swooshboy @Heffo @DatIrishFella one of you add kostur11 (PSN) to the session please, he wants to play. I can't do anything.
ok
I go for a slash and everyone fecks off
We were waiting for you to join the mission! WTF happened?
Anyway, "that police station thing" nearly killed me. For anyone who's confused it was @Big-Red 's name for the prison out in the desert.
You trying to bring a tank to the airport during that really long mission was hilarious? How did you plan to get that past security?
You trying to bring a tank to the airport during that really long mission was hilarious? How did you plan to get that past security?
I was sure that there must have been a way... I managed to eventually find somewhere I could drive straight through with it but by that time the mission ended
We were waiting for you to join the mission! WTF happened?
Anyway, "that police station thing" nearly killed me. For anyone who's confused it was @Big-Red 's name for the prison out in the desert.
Quality!
It did feel good knowing that if they broke through, then you were there ready and waiting in your tank!!I was sure that there must have been a way... I managed to eventually find somewhere I could drive straight through with it but by that time the mission ended
Unless they were going to be in a plane of course.
Which they were.
Was so much better with mics- both with regard to planning the missions but mainly just for the crack!!
Will upload a clip from the Extradition mission we did. My performance in the mission had been almost perfect, right up until the end...
- jump the car into the army base? Check.
- steal a Lazer jet? Check.
- survive being shot down? Check.
- Catch up to, and shoot down the fleeing plane? Check.
- Call Pegasus for a Buzzard to chase down the DA? Check.
- Fly to buzzard, parachute out and get Buzzard while plane is spewing black smoke? Check.
- Find the DAM and blow up his car? Check.
- Lose wanted level? Check.
- Land and pickup briefcase? Check.
- Turn the wrong way walking back to my helicopter and getting killed by the tail rotor? Check....
Jump out of crashing jet with no parachute and risk the mission? Check.
Grab suitcase? Check.
Fail to realise that nearby helicopter is usable? Check.
Pick the slowest car known to man as getaway vehicle? Done.
It was like Gone in 60 Seconds for geriatrics.
We were waiting for you to join the mission! WTF happened?
Anyway, "that police station thing" nearly killed me. For anyone who's confused it was @Big-Red 's name for the prison out in the desert.
I didn't have a mission invite, weird.
Some of those user created races we did were great. Managed to finish second in the last one we did (after swoosh left).
It was when TheIrishYin's mic was no longer muted and he just said "ah, a nice leisurely drive around Los Santos... You do know that you could have just used the helicopter?"
"...for fecks sake".
"...for fecks sake".
Agree - really good courses.
I'm very tempted to buy the Massacro - think with having a modded one of them and a modded Elegy then I should be set for most races!
Love how it races, and it looks immense - sleek and clean without any mods, then pretty savage when fully modded:
