Stop it, you are making me feel all nostalgic !
Stage 1 - India go the short way this time, not the long way around
Stage 2 - reintroduce slavery, in all tier 3 areas in UK
Stage 3 - don't know about this, was off work that day!
Stage 4 - resist Chinese efforts to return Hong Kong, until they have restocked it with new umbrellas
Stage 5 - sales drive in Africa (WTO) ask if anybody wants to buy our excess fish, and fishing nets, also will sell trawlers as well if they insist.
Stage 6 - start selling newly acquired Americans (forsaken Republicans) to Africa, must have green card and support the New York Yankees
Stage 7 - repurpose aircraft carrier to carry aircraft.
Stage 8 - offer to fill in all billabongs in Australia in exchange for 3 new opening batsmen
Stage 9 - repatriate all remoaners - if they wish to go, free of charge, ensure they have blue passports before they leave these shores
Stage 10 -Tell Macron he can sail his fishing boats anywhere he wants, but all the fish in our waters are British and will be stamped with the union jack
Stage 11 - Ask the EU states if they want to join the new UK as Sovereign countries, they can catch our fish and holiday on skegness beach and paddle without passports.
Ah... those were the days!!
That is amusing. We are all going to need a good sense of humour in the new year.