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"Who do you think you're kidding, Mr Macaroni?"

Gawd help us...
 
"Who do you think you're kidding, Mr Macaroni?"

Gawd help us...


Fantastic!

You know, just as the American political class have no idea how to handle Trump, I'm beginning to suspect ours is the same regarding Boris, they just don't get him!
 
As a Muslim, Remainer, Labour voter and Manchester United fan, applying humour is just about the only way to remain sane these days :lol:

The world needs more people like you, it would be a much better place for it.

A world where people don't see the worst in everything, even if it's kind of hopeless (United).
 
Fantastic!

You know, just as the American political class have no idea how to handle Trump, I'm beginning to suspect ours is the same regarding Boris, they just don't get him!

The conservatives aren’t as craven as the GOP, and Boris doesn’t have the direct electoral mandate that Trump does. If Boris goes too far, his own MPs will burn him down.
 
Trump and Boris are in completely different positions. Comparisons are quite silly. Is it because they are both blonde and chubby?

Even Corbyn has been a more successful 'Trump' within his party handling opposition to him than Boris.
 
What if Johnson ignores this rushed through law and then we have an election, he wins a majority and just repeals it....

Did the law even exist to begin with?

I hope he doesn't ignore it, because of the precedent it would set. But then I look forward to the future laws we rush through Parliament. This new faster politics is far more entertaining.
 
What if Johnson ignores this rushed through law and then we have an election, he wins a majority and just repeals it....

Did the law even exist to begin with?

I hope he doesn't ignore it, because of the precedent it would set. But then I look forward to the future laws we rush through Parliament. This new faster politics is far more entertaining.

Yes. He still broke the law.
 
Trump and Boris are in completely different positions. Comparisons are quite silly. Is it because they are both blonde and chubby?

Even Corbyn has been a more successful 'Trump' within his party handling opposition to him than Boris.
They both born in NY too.


It's the lies though, and the pomp. Mostly the lies though. Any future politician who lies through his teeth day in day out will be compared to Trump. At least for a very very long time.

Oh and the complete incompetence.
 
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What if Johnson ignores this rushed through law and then we have an election, he wins a majority and just repeals it....

Did the law even exist to begin with?

I hope he doesn't ignore it, because of the precedent it would set. But then I look forward to the future laws we rush through Parliament. This new faster politics is far more entertaining.

He won’t get an election without following the law on this. Tory MPs are already coming out saying they won’t support him breaking the law. If he tries to ignore this, it will create a constitutional crisis we’ve never seen in the modern age, and he will certainly be removed from office and from leadership of the Conservatives.
 
It would be politically impossible to prosecute him. Don't know any government that would be willing to do so.
 
He won’t get an election without following the law on this. Tory MPs are already coming out saying they won’t support him breaking the law. If he tries to ignore this, it will create a constitutional crisis we’ve never seen in the modern age, and he will certainly be removed from office and from leadership of the Conservatives.
Yup... His only real option is to resign as pm as I say probably after the EU summit... He can still remain conservative leader and fight the next election (which would probably be immenent)

The risk with that is that somebody else could hold a coalition of MP's together and take over

Corbyn might patch it together for a few days to pass the bill

Clarke might be a more acceptable compromise to other parties

I still wouldn't rule out gove stabbing him in the back and trying to see If he can weasle his way into no 10 (probably fail but I'd but nothing past him)
 
It would be politically impossible to prosecute him. Don't know any government that would be willing to do so.
Would they have to... Probably a Gina miller or similar would take it to the courts then it's in the hands of the judiciary.... Possibly ending up with an appeal to the European courts of justice?
 
No, the law refers to the prime ministerial office not Boris personally and certainly isn't written with a criminal sentence. He'd just be forced to resign or more likely he'll do so willingly and wear it as a badge of honour that he'd rather resign than give into Brussels.
That sucks, because we all know that's what he'll do. Won't ask for an extension, UK is out of the EU with no deal. He resigns but it won't matter because his money is safe, and whatever money he stands to make from us being out of the EU will make a nice retirement fund for him.

The whole country is run by crooks and thanks to a bunch of fecking idiots voting for them we're all going to suffer while they ride off into the sunset.
 
Yup... His only real option is to resign as pm as I say probably after the EU summit... He can still remain conservative leader and fight the next election (which would probably be immenent)

The risk with that is that somebody else could hold a coalition of MP's together and take over

Corbyn might patch it together for a few days to pass the bill

Clarke might be a more acceptable compromise to other parties

I still wouldn't rule out gove stabbing him in the back and trying to see If he can weasle his way into no 10 (probably fail but I'd but nothing past him)

If Corbyn is smart, he'll get Clarke or somebody to do it anyway instead of him. That way he can go to an election 'clean' without accusations of a power grab etc.
 
Would they have to... Probably a Gina miller or similar would take it to the courts then it's in the hands of the judiciary.... Possibly ending up with an appeal to the European courts of justice?

I think they'll do it themselves. Technically a private prosecution could be brought for treason I believe and they'd want to head that off before it even began. Best way to do that is by showing they are taking action.
 
If Corbyn is smart, he'll get Clarke or somebody to do it anyway instead of him. That way he can go to an election 'clean' without accusations of a power grab etc.
Yes and genuinely I don't think the liberals change Mps and a number of the conservatives who got kicked out would back Corbyn so on a practical basis it's most logical
 
It would be politically impossible to prosecute him. Don't know any government that would be willing to do so.

It was deemed “too politically sensitive” to investigate and charge the crimes of the various charlatans in the leave campaigns. Conservative Prime Minister Boris Johnson will not face any repercussions for his actions, that is certain.
 
Yes that's it, got it one, nothing gets past you does it? :rolleyes:

Explain how they are alike then please, for the unenlightened amongst us.

Apart from the lies and incompetence (something they have in common with many politicians)
 
Apart from the lies and incompetence (something they have in common with many politicians)

No Trump and Boris' lies and incompetence are on an entirely different level to the vast majority of politicians the west has seen in the past 70 years. By their standards Reagan was a decent fella and Berlusconi a economical scientist.
 
It was deemed “too politically sensitive” to investigate and charge the crimes of the various charlatans in the leave campaigns. Conservative Prime Minister Boris Johnson will not face any repercussions for his actions, that is certain.

If he does this he will. Campaign offenses tend to be quite fluffy and hard for the public to understand let alone care about that much. A prime minister openly defying the law though is prime time stuff and the news and opposition parties would rip him apart daily, including a number of his own party. He wouldn’t just walk away scot free if he was stupid enough to do this.
 
Explain how they are alike then please, for the unenlightened amongst us.

Apart from the lies and incompetence (something they have in common with many politicians)

I didn't say they were alike, simply that their respective political opponents don't seem able to understand them and how best to react to them.

For me both Trump and Boris are alike in one respect that they display a certain degree of narcissism, but both react in different ways, attacks on them as individuals are pointless they feel no such pain, quite often turning it to their advantage "you keep throwing the ball and I'll keep hitting it", sort of thing. Both men although in leadership position are constantly in campaign mode, constantly appealing to their base support, but their opponents keep trying to hit them with what amounts to sling-shots which even if they land have no effect on their devotees. Opponents wait for a reaction when they perceived they've scored a hit, but it comes only from those who totally oppose Trump or Boris, sort of preaching to the converted sort of thing. You see this quite often on this thread, which becomes an anti Boris echo chamber half the time.

Even though the opposition in the Hoc now seems to getting its Act together, you get the distinct impression Boris (and Cummings) are smiling, albeit behind the tears, we shall have to wait and see!
 
Breaking news on sky
Violent clashes between police and pro brexit protesters in parliament square
Just walked through parliament square and the type of people there, I'm not surprised.
 
Was reading last night that one of the groups promising to ‘kick off’ today is the ‘Football Lads Alliance’.

They would apparently like to see democracy enacted. And will kick your fecking head in if it isn’t
 
Was reading last night that one of the groups promising to ‘kick off’ today is the ‘Football Lads Alliance’.

They would apparently like to see democracy enacted. And will kick your fecking head in if it isn’t
. About 200 people joined a pro-Brexit demonstration organised by the Democratic Football Lads Alliance (DFLA) and clashed with the anti-Brexit group March for Change.
Dfla... Apparently
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...s-and-remainers-demonstrate-a4231296.html?amp
Tbf I'm surprised they are not all in the pub watching in-gur-land and warning about the dangers of muzlamic ray guns
 
Was reading last night that one of the groups promising to ‘kick off’ today is the ‘Football Lads Alliance’.

They would apparently like to see democracy enacted. And will kick your fecking head in if it isn’t

I've read about those. They sound like a bunch a nice bunch of fellas. They (one of their leaders) want to run a pub in Tottenham and there's a council petition to prevent them, because the think it'll become a place for racist skinhead types to gather.
 
I've read about those. They sound like a bunch a nice bunch of fellas. They (one of their leaders) want to run a pub in Tottenham and there's a council petition to prevent them, because the think it'll become a place for racist skinhead types to gather.
They will be up till the late hours debating the finer details of political and cultural theory. Before deciding to put their differences aside a glass some fuzzy-wuzzys instead
 
Whilst it may be unacceptable in the current day, the way Johnson expresses himself is largely harmless. He is an archetype of privately educated men who speak this way.

The problem is he often strays into language that can easily be used against him eg: calling Muslim women wearing the burka as ‘letterboxes or bank robbers’ which I found quite funny, but is easily used against him.

His career is littered by such loose language, he can’t help himself. In the instance above, one can quickly suggest traits of misogyny; He will make many language gaffes on the election trail and it will cost him his premiership.
Yes, stirring up hate crimes and prejudice against against Muslim women is hilarious.

*rolls eyes*
 
It was amusing to me because of the image it put in my head: of these women maurading as bank robbers; when in fact they choose to dress this way as an expression of their morals and purity.

Many Muslims found it funny. We can laugh at ourselves and not everything has to be a big deal. It’s no problem. From that context, I don’t think BJ meant it as Islamophobia, even though it can easily be presented as such. Hence my post.
Dunno mate, from someone in his position it can be seen as somehow it's all ok to make racist comments at Muslims, something that might seem harmless can still have consequences against minorities.