Stobzilla
Adores babies
I took a break recently, apparently I said "feck off with that golf club" and "let me through you fecking cnut" in my sleep a couple weeks back.
I took a break recently, apparently I said "feck off with that golf club" and "let me through you fecking cnut" in my sleep a couple weeks back.
Blatantly having wet dreams about ISSY.
"Final question...What is your race win/loss record?""A, of course, I'd let them overtake."
"... you just don't fit in with our vision here and Issy, Issy & Issy inc."
" .... but I've got 10 years experience AND a masters"
*Issy slowly picks up his favourite golf club and strokes it menacingly*
You too @Stobzilla?
Blatantly having wet dreams about ISSY.
Well that escalated quickly.
My interview technique is simple. Get the bastards used to the miserable vibe in the office. If they can handle one to one intense scrutiny, they can handle the occasional "there's a call waiting, does somebody want to answer that" from me.
Also stop dreaming about me and my under-powered pistol.
Well that escalated quickly.
My interview technique is simple. Get the bastards used to the miserable vibe in the office. If they can handle one to one intense scrutiny, they can handle the occasional "there's a call waiting, does somebody want to answer that" from me.
Also stop dreaming about me and my shit golf handicap...if you know what I mean.
"So in a hypothetical situation...if someone was overtaking you, would you:
a) let them overtake you cleanly
b) nudge their rear end so they spin out
c) nudge their rear end so they spin out and call them a cnut while you're at it"
YepYou forgot my method of getting square in front of them every time so they can't get past or spin me out. Which works until I don't do it perfectly and they spin me out.
Cool - works for me.Time are we thinking?
I'll be on around 8ish.
See you shortly.Just in the door, might be on. Bolllllloxed.
Yeah why not.
Well at least you're better than Eboue.Yeah why not.
First game was reasonably balanced I lost my way after that.Well at least you're better than Eboue.
Sorry I went into dickhead mode in the last game, I just wanted Lloris to score.
At least he will still have his massive TV and loads of time to play GTA.You're getting fired.
You're getting fired.