Gaming swooshboy's GTA Online thread featuring the RedCafe Crew

[Solius]

After completing the story and doing Lester's missions to get a billion I bought all the properties, finishing with the docks for each character. While buying it with Trevor I realised I'd accidentally brought all 3 chars together in one spot Never done that before.

 

[Big-Red]

Anyone about?

 

[swooshboy]

Will be a bit later

 

[One Night Only]

Will be later too.

 

[Big-Red]

getting a feckton of lag tonight and keep getting kicked.

 

[DatIrishFella]

Ugh, was going to jump on but not after hearing that.

 

[One Night Only]

Hmmmm driveclub servers are being shit too.

 

[Big-Red]

Ugh, was going to jump on but not after hearing that.

I can't decide if its me or the network. Speedtest on laptop is shit, on PS4 its good.

 

[Damien]

getting a feckton of lag tonight and keep getting kicked.

Same, might be on tomorrow but it's too bad tonight.

 

[Big-Red]

Right then, so theres something up with it?

 

[Damien]

sure why not

 

[One Night Only]

Just came online on GTA and it seems fine for me.

 

[Big-Red]

Just came online on GTA and it seems fine for me.

I''ll try it again in a few. Think it might be my end tbh.

 

[Damien]

Probably is. I haven't been on GTA in a while to be honest but I'll make sure to be on tomorrow, just been feeling very sleepy for some reason

 

[DatIrishFella]

Lets see what all the fuss is about.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Anyone on? Seen all I need to see on MOTD.

 

[One Night Only]

I'll go on if others are.

 

[DatIrishFella]

I was on, messing about on the modded maps with my lil bro. At least he appreciates them! Finished for the night now.

 

[Levo]

I'll be on tonight, not been on properly for far too long.

 

[One Night Only]

I'm up for a long session tonight, todays dire football has put me right in the mood to shoot people in faces. Also I'm at work the next 3 nights

 

[Levo]

I'll defintely be on later.

 

[swooshboy]

Yep same here.

It's a shame we can't change the face of the NPCs to, say, LvG...

 

[One Night Only]

Yep same here.

It's a shame we can't change the face of the NPCs to, say, LvG...

There would be some epic murderous rampages if we could.

 

[swooshboy]

There would be some epic murderous rampages if we could.

I actually think I would be frozen simply by the decision of which weapon to use. Too. Many. Choices.

 

[Levo]

Time are people venturing on?

@Duffy @Big-Red @DatIrishFella @swooshboy @Stobzilla @One Night Only @Damien @NotoriousISSY

 

[One Night Only]

I'm ready now, feck all else to do, laid in bed with the flu still.

 

[swooshboy]

Prob 9ish

 

[Stobzilla]

aye, about the same. Im never getting this Planetside 2 code.

 

[One Night Only]

Think I'll give the battlefield beta a go till 9 then, if it's still available anyway.

 

[Solius]

Might we worth giving this a go.

 

[Big-Red]

About 9

 

[NotoriousISSY]

9 it is

 

[Levo]

@Stobzilla Get on, we need a steady last in races.

 

[swooshboy]

Wife is out tonight so will be online this eve.

Anyone else?

@DatIrishFella @Big-Red @NotoriousISSY @Duffy @Laidback Levo @One Night Only @Solius @Damien @Stobzilla

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Perhaps. Running interviews all day tomorrow and I like to pretend to be Claude from the Apprentice so I need to find some time to go through CVs and application forms, but I'm sure I'll make it at some point.

 

[Levo]

I'll be on.

 

[swooshboy]

Perhaps. Running interviews all day tomorrow and I like to pretend to be Claude from the Apprentice so I need to find some time to go through CVs and application forms, but I'm sure I'll make it at some point.

I think that if you are interviewing someone, then you don't really know there true character until you get them online on GTA. Just sayin...

 

[DatIrishFella]

I think that if you are interviewing someone, then you don't really know there true character until you get them online on GTA. Just sayin...

"Do you have a PS4 and/or Xbox One?"

" ...... ehhh, yes ....?"

"Do you play GTA?"

"..... yes, hmm, these are kinda odd questions for an interview, if you don't mind me saying, but yes, I do"

"Have you tried the Maze Bank jump?"

"Wut?"

 

[swooshboy]

"Do you have a PS4 and/or Xbox One?"

" ...... ehhh, yes ....?"

"Do you play GTA?"

"..... yes, hmm, these are kinda odd questions for an interview, if you don't mind me saying, but yes, I do"

"Have you tried the Maze Bank jump?"

"Wut?"

"So in a hypothetical situation...if someone was overtaking you, would you:
a) let them overtake you cleanly
b) nudge their rear end so they spin out
c) nudge their rear end so they spin out and call them a cnut while you're at it"

 

[DatIrishFella]

"So in a hypothetical situation...if someone was overtaking you, would you:
a) let them overtake you cleanly
b) nudge their rear end so they spin out
c) nudge their rear end so they spin out and call them a cnut while you're at it"

"A, of course, I'd let them overtake."

"... you just don't fit in with our vision here and Issy, Issy & Issy inc."

" .... but I've got 10 years experience AND a masters"

*Issy slowly picks up his favourite golf club and strokes it menacingly*