What do you mean we have to get apples off a tree? They don’t come from a tree mate. I get them in a bag from Aldi. Simples innit?
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beyond idiocy. Still if I was his neighbor I'd know who's door would be getting booted in first if I needed to restock my cupboards.We should bring back bombs dropping from the sky to give a true spirit of the blitz
Let's see if Cooper amendment passes today.
Conservative party is a total shambles, no clear strategy. Doesn't seem clear if the Brady amendment will pass or not. Not that it really matters anyway.
Conservative party is a total shambles, no clear strategy. Doesn't seem clear if the Brady amendment will pass or not. Not that it really matters anyway.
Yes, good luck with producing citrus fruits all year round in Newcastle. Any fruit, in fact. The UK will revert to a diet of spuds, bread and turnips.
As much as I enjoy spuds, bread and turnips - can somebody explain to me how the HELL we are supposed to live without Avocado or Hummus? Shameful.
Listen we never needed avocado's back in the day when kids used to sweep chimneys and the average life expectancy was 42. It will do people good to get back to that. Good old British values like Jimmy Savile and the Bubonic Plague are what we need to get this country back on track.
That was the British empire mate, the time they want to get back to
There's not many left who lived through that. My mum's one of them. She wasn't evacuated from London and watched half her street blow up whilst sat in a corrugated metal Anderson shelter. Her older brother didn't return from a bombing raid over Cologne.
The people who today hark back to a war that almost ended up with our annihilation as a people are ones who didn't live through it, and fight in it, when it happened.
Its there already, just look at all the slave labour on farms or orchards.
They'll be the first cnuts squealing when they can't get their organic mangos.
Doesn't the UK have a minimum wage?
Alternative is that the Brits could pick them themselves or employ the new immigrants from Nepal and East Timor and pay them £30k per year.
EU dismisses Tory compromise Brexit plan as unworkable
The plan from rival Conservative factions aimed at securing a breakthrough in the Brexit impasse has been greeted with immediate scepticism from EU officials, who said the proposals are not workable
So just like the Chequers plan everything is dead before it's even been printed.
May has been negotiating for two years which she apparently had no authority to do and now parliament expect the negotiations to start all over again and end in a different outcome to what it is now.
Presumably after the outcome of today's farce in parliament the EU will just abandon hope of getting anything sensible out of the UK and just resign itself to no deal.
May has been negotiating for two years which she apparently had no authority to do and now parliament expect the negotiations to start all over again and end in a different outcome to what it is now.
Presumably after the outcome of today's farce in parliament the EU will just abandon hope of getting anything sensible out of the UK and just resign itself to no deal.
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After seven years of intensive discussions with the East Unicorn Islands for a free trade deal to export 10000 inflatable Reliant Robins, Dr Liam Fox presents his agreement to parliament which is refused on the grounds that the UK will not allow work visas for the East Unicornians.
Go back and try again, Dr Fox.
Go back and try again, Dr Fox.
And now she's pushed back the debate by an hour, the dillydally prime minister
I'll be disappointed if Labour don't back Coopers amendment today or at least declare a free vote. I can understand the argument that it'll portray them as trying to block brexit but there's an obvious counter argument to that, the prime minister doesn't know what she's doing, we can't let her lead us to the worst kind of brexit through incompetence.
I'll be disappointed if Labour don't back Coopers amendment today or at least declare a free vote. I can understand the argument that it'll portray them as trying to block brexit but there's an obvious counter argument to that, the prime minister doesn't know what she's doing, we can't let her lead us to the worst kind of brexit through incompetence.
Brexit conversations are getting more and more heated.
I despair...
I hear you mate. It's a fecking joke. Eye opening wrt politicians and how they think, the average citizen and how they don't think, the extremists and the lengths they'll go to.
I despair...
They (Labour) have already voted to block May's crappy version of brexit, no need to be shy about doing it again.
Although Brexiters buying from an "enemy" shop after Brexit may be treasonous to them.
Labour are supporting the Cooper amendment:
Could this be the first step in the endgame of this process? Which May has turned in to a fiasco of shambles?
Could this be the first step in the endgame of this process? Which May has turned in to a fiasco of shambles?
The Brady and Cooper amendments will pass now i think. So we'll have another couple of weeks of failed talks before the extension is requested followed by more of the same for the next few months. At least we'll all be more prepared for no deal i guess
presumably they will aim for less than 3 months to avoid the euro election?
that said whats the probability of a whole new negotiation being started and finished in 3 months - pretty low I'd guess
so probably more the end of the start rather than the start of the endgame
No deal is two months today, after latest government action any hope of an extension would have evaporated.
I revise my opinion to 95% no deal 5% cancel Brexit.
I still think it might be pretty close actually - assuming all of the conservatives other than the 20 or so remain rebels vote against it along with the DUP they will need to keep opposition rebels down to pretty low numbers - and I think 6 voted for Mays deal... I think there will be a few in leave constituencies who think twice about being seen to "block brexit"...
It's going to be mega lols when she goes back to the EU to try and re-negotiate something she's wasted 2 years on....and they tell her to feck off
They've repeated it numerous times every day but no-one is listening. Humiliating.
Possibly but I've got the feeling that if it's close she'll just adopt that position anyway. The fact she's backing this suggests she has no other ideas
She don't care. She's governing for a subset of the population. Similar to that fat cnut over in the US...
Oh no a backbench MP is proposing a bill on smoking, a backbench MP raising a new bill. A constitutional crisis according to Mogg just last week he said this couldn't happen.
Poor lass no one's listening
Poor lass no one's listening
Depends how close the Brady motion is... These votes are non binding so she might still choose to refuse to rule out no deal and try to renegotiate (and yes I know it's futile... But shes stubborn enough to not care)
Driving into work listening to news, and John Bercow (I presume he's the speaker?) sounds like a right cnut
Oh no a backbench MP is proposing a bill on smoking, a backbench MP raising a new bill. A constitutional crisis according to Mogg just last week he said this couldn't happen.
Poor lass no one's listening
Even after the Speaker telling MPs to shut up and listen, they still aren't
I like him
They never do... Chuntering from a sedentary position etc
And now imagine that he's one of the less cnutish people in the house of parliament..
I like hin