Ooh in that case, i could probably be PM too. If I was to campaign i'd take the Trump model. Appeal to the racists, promise the world, attack the media and blame away all attacks on me as fake news, lie thoroughly and repeatedly, all whilst wearing a waistcoat (look how well it did Southgate).
In fact i'd appeal to everyone, i'd say whatever people wanted to hear depending on the audience i was in. If you ask me if i'd bomb Iran, i'd say Yes and twice on a Friday. I'd also say "as long as i can tie you to the bomb". The racists are happy i'll slaughter millions of muslims, the rest of us will realise it's only a joke in poor taste.