devilish
Juventus fan who used to support United
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The Brexit campaign reminds me of a middle aged man who had been in a relationship for quite some time. His wife is pregnant and the couple had been arguing a lot lately because she expects him to do more in the house.
One fine day, two mates (lets call them Paul and Stanley) takes him to a top model party which is filled with beautiful young ladies in their early 20s. Stanley starts telling him stories he read about them. Some wouldn’t mind being involved in threesomes while others just want to settle down with a rich guy and they wouldn’t care whom their bf bangs as long as he eventually come home. All these girls are financially independent, they earn way more than the middle aged guy which means that they will probably afford him not working. This sea of opportunity is available to him but only if he becomes single.
Paul on the other hand counters to that by saying that these girls are probably out of his league. if the guy leaves his wife for them then she will probably not wantto have anything to do with him and will use every leverage against him to take him to the cleaners. Not to forget that his reputation will be ruined after that and people will be extra careful when dealing with him.
Stanley dismisses Paul concerns by saying that this is all project fear and there's plenty of fuel left in their friend's tank to get what he wants. He assures him that considering his wife’s situation there’s a big possibility that he could seal a new bold and mutually beneficial relationship with her where she basically pay all the mortgage they both agreed to pay and still allow him to sleep with her in exchange of him visiting her every now and then. Being a single mother can be lonely at times and loneliness is a cruel thing. Considering all the top models around him to keep him busy she will need him more then he needs her right? All he has to do is to reassure her that he’s leaving her not her bedroom. If she can find a cheap gym, then he might even pay for her gym subscription because its within his interest to have a fit courtesan to sleep with every now and then.
This was written tongue in cheek and of course the names are purely co-incidential. Having said that if this guy is full of himself and pretty frustrated with his wife then god knows what he will choose.
One fine day, two mates (lets call them Paul and Stanley) takes him to a top model party which is filled with beautiful young ladies in their early 20s. Stanley starts telling him stories he read about them. Some wouldn’t mind being involved in threesomes while others just want to settle down with a rich guy and they wouldn’t care whom their bf bangs as long as he eventually come home. All these girls are financially independent, they earn way more than the middle aged guy which means that they will probably afford him not working. This sea of opportunity is available to him but only if he becomes single.
Paul on the other hand counters to that by saying that these girls are probably out of his league. if the guy leaves his wife for them then she will probably not wantto have anything to do with him and will use every leverage against him to take him to the cleaners. Not to forget that his reputation will be ruined after that and people will be extra careful when dealing with him.
Stanley dismisses Paul concerns by saying that this is all project fear and there's plenty of fuel left in their friend's tank to get what he wants. He assures him that considering his wife’s situation there’s a big possibility that he could seal a new bold and mutually beneficial relationship with her where she basically pay all the mortgage they both agreed to pay and still allow him to sleep with her in exchange of him visiting her every now and then. Being a single mother can be lonely at times and loneliness is a cruel thing. Considering all the top models around him to keep him busy she will need him more then he needs her right? All he has to do is to reassure her that he’s leaving her not her bedroom. If she can find a cheap gym, then he might even pay for her gym subscription because its within his interest to have a fit courtesan to sleep with every now and then.
This was written tongue in cheek and of course the names are purely co-incidential. Having said that if this guy is full of himself and pretty frustrated with his wife then god knows what he will choose.
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