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2016-17 Performances


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46
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28
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I can't even believe it actually. I am amazed how much this has cost us. We bought him solely for this reason.

Funny thing is, this is the absolute truth.

Our team doesn't lack creativity this season, it's bs. Our finishing has been awful especially at crucial time and Zlatan is the most guilty in this regard.

He's coast us t least 8 to 10 points.

-missed a sitter against Watford which could have assured us a more control proceeding of the game and probably win (3 points)

-missed an open goal against City to at least unsure us a draw. We were on the ascendancy going into the second half(1 point)

-missed the first sitter against Stoke to open up a flood gate (2 points)

-missed a sitter against Liverpool and going by how we contain Pool threat in that game that could have been a classic Jose away masterclass. (2 points)

-missed a sitter against Chelsea to get us back on level term. And we would have probably carried that game less recklessly with us being level. Though I'm not gonna count this game given it still was an heavy defeat. So nothing here.

-missed sitters all over the place in this game(2 points).

That's a total of 10 points pissed away due to Zlatan missing sitters. We're not talking about half chances, we're talking about chances that should be scored by any decent striker.

He is coasting us dearly.
 
If his only job in the pitch was to score goals as a pure 9 then yeah, that would be expected from him

But he's doing other things too

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I hope I have missed white text. It is a joke if at this level your main striker cant get 1 goal in 4
 
Which one of his chances was a sitter though?

That one of one.

Sure he missed chances, but he wasn't the only one missing it.
 
Which one of his chances was a sitter though?

That one of one.

Sure he missed chances, but he wasn't the only one missing it.

The last one from Pogbas ball was a sitter tbf. I thought he played very well today.
 
He is 35. You are an optimist!

Yeah, his age is part of the problem in a sense. Hopefully he'll come good...but for a player who's being brought in to have an RVP-type role over one or two seasons, it's not good enough for him to be under-performing for sustained periods of time.
 
Which one of his chances was a sitter though?

That one of one.

Sure he missed chances, but he wasn't the only one missing it.

The last chance from Pogba's cross was a tap in from 3 yards. He missed a one on one in the first half that he just hit at the keeper and there was one where Mata gave him a free shot in the first half and he kind of scuffed it.
 
Which one of his chances was a sitter though?

That one of one.

Sure he missed chances, but he wasn't the only one missing it.

The tap in from two yards where he failed to make contact with the ball is the dictionary definition of a sitter.
 
It's on Jose from now on, if he keeps picking him.

I actually thought his overall performance today wasn't bad, but I don't want him getting anymore chances. His lack of pace forces us to put everything on a silver platter for him...and (when it's on a platter) his poor finishing means that we don't bury teams and that's puts more pressure on the rest of the squad.

He's been a flop.. Drop him and look elsewhere Jose.
 
I can't understand that attitude. He's already so far in the red that it's almost impossible to even imagine that he can make up for lost ground with the little time he's got left. The here and now is all there is with him, and as someone said a bit further up, a better striker up front we would almost certainly be near the top of the league. Instead we're languishing around in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the table.
I don't agree. I think there is plenty of time left this season for him to win us plenty of points.
 
I can't even believe it actually. I am amazed how much this has cost us. We bought him solely for this reason.
Exactly.

People love lamenting about our mythical lack of creativity. That's complete horseshit, we're one of the most creative team in the league this season. We create chances after chances but unfortunately our main striker has aisled to bury most of them and they have been fecking sitters for the most part.
 
Also against Leicester, Southampton, Watford and City (an open goal).

These aren't even hard chances for someone of his "reputation"... No one is blaming him for missing that one volley today. It's the simple chances like the one at the end which he should be putting away for fun. Worryingly, he's doing this game after game now.
 
Exactly.

People love lamenting about our mythical lack of creativity. That's complete horseshit, we're one of the most creative team in the league this season. We create chances after chances but unfortunately our main striker has aisled to bury most of them and they have been fecking sitters for the most part.

And he is at the heart of a lot of that creativity. Agree he needs to finish, he needs a break. But overall he is good for the team IMO
 
Exactly.

People love lamenting about our mythical lack of creativity. That's complete horseshit, we're one of the most creative team in the league this season. We create chances after chances but unfortunately our main striker has aisled to bury most of them and they have been fecking sitters for the most part.

It is day and night in comparison to last season which makes it sooooo frustrating.
 
Disappointed he didn't play overly well since he showed a fair bit of improvement in the second half midweek. I'd consider putting Rashford/Martial up top, both work hard and I'd struggle to see them being more wasteful than Zlatan has.

You put Rashford/Martial in the role Ibra has been doing this season and you just have a void zone in our attack, they don't have the link/hold/first touch skills Zlatan has, the striker would get less chances and in the end, best case scenario, they get the same amount of goals Ibra has scored

Ibra never was a clinical finisher, he was at the top because despite missing a lot of goals he has a lot of tools in his kit, if he could bang close to Ronaldo/Messi rates in Italy or Spain we would be talking about a different kind of monster. It's not that his finishing turned shite in Manchester, it's just that he looks worse because the players around him are worse
 
Please, its not that bad. Falcao would have lost the ball and let Burnley have a goal on the counter.

I just said he would've put away the chances Ibra had. Didn't mention anything about any other aspect of his play, because the rest was pretty good.
 
Which one of his chances was a sitter though?

That one of one.

Sure he missed chances, but he wasn't the only one missing it.

Him being the most experienced striker, today's game was the exact time for him to prove his worth to the team after missing so many chances and yet he fecked up.
 
You put Rashford/Martial in the role Ibra has been doing this season and you just have a void zone in our attack, they don't have the link/hold/first touch skills Zlatan has, the striker would get less chances and in the end, best case scenario, they get the same amount of goals Ibra has scored

Ibra never was a clinical finisher, he was at the top because despite missing a lot of goals he has a lot of tools in his kit, if he could bang close to Ronaldo/Messi rates in Italy or Spain we would be talking about a different kind of monster. It's not that his finishing turned shite in Manchester, it's just that he looks worse because the players around him are worse

He managed to get 28 goals in Italy the season before he went to PSG. And he also managed to get 25 in Serie A the year before he moved to Barca. He's never been as clinical as Messi/Ronaldo and it'd have been silly for us to expect such a level of scoring, but he's scored high amounts before for sides that while very good, weren't incredible. I'm struggling to believe he's offering a lot more than what either of Rashford/Martial would at the moment.
 
I just don't get it.

It can't be age. He's getting into all the positions, running and movement isn't a problem. He's just completely lost his mojo in terms of finishing.

Mourinho seems to want to play him into form but he needs to sit out, just to gather his composure and come back with some renewed focus.
 
You put Rashford/Martial in the role Ibra has been doing this season and you just have a void zone in our attack, they don't have the link/hold/first touch skills Zlatan has, the striker would get less chances and in the end, best case scenario, they get the same amount of goals Ibra has scored

Ibra never was a clinical finisher, he was at the top because despite missing a lot of goals he has a lot of tools in his kit, if he could bang close to Ronaldo/Messi rates in Italy or Spain we would be talking about a different kind of monster. It's not that his finishing turned shite in Manchester, it's just that he looks worse because the players around him are worse

Some people are doubting what will Zlatan do in the PL? If John Carew could bang 13 goals in PL's prime then Ibrahimovic can put Agüero, Costa and Kane to shame.

They're both posts from the same poster. From before we signed him and after.


I mean look at the difference in expectations. It's like night and day
 
No no, I just said that fraud was used by you much here. I like you as a poster so nothing against you at all!

Sorry about that man. i'm just so angry today. i'll log off and come back when I calm down.
 
I think he's playing okay, though. Just going through a goal drought, as strikers do.

If you look at his time in France his shots per goal stats were as follows

2012/13 4.6 spg
2013/14 4.9 spg
2014/15 3.6 spg
2015/16 5.0 spg

In the Prem

2016/17 5.7 spg (it was 5 before today's pitiful display)

He isn't a clinical striker. The way were are playing we need someone on fire or we are going to continue to suffer.
 
What annoys me most his is smug arrogance. Giving it all the large before he joined, thinking he'd outgun Cantona. Yeah right, my arse.

I have no loyalty towards him, he can upon sticks and piss off.
Yeah, he needs to be fecked off. There's been little redeemable about his spell at United so far.

  • Massive cock off the field
  • His allround game has gone to shit
  • Bottled every single big game
  • Misses crucial sitters every week
  • Keeping Martial/Rashford off the pitch
He's been a huge flop.
 
He scores his chance vs Stoke, 1-0 could be 3 points
Vs Liverpool, 1-0 could be 3 points
Vs Chelsea, 1-1 game on
Vs Burnley today, could be 3 points and a couple of goals at least.

You can apply this kind of logic to any team of course, but when a striker is consistently failing to deliver, then he should be dropped.
 
If you look at his time in France his shots per goal stats were as follows

2012/13 4.6 spg
2013/14 4.9 spg
2014/15 3.6 spg
2015/16 5.0 spg

In the Prem

2016/17 5.7 spg (it was 5 before today's pitiful display)

He isn't a clinical striker. The way were are playing we need someone on fire or we are going to continue to suffer.

Some of that is that he does make quite a few speculative efforts and shots from distance
 
I just think it as straight forward as he is 35, when players get to that age they find it hard to be consistent!

Can any one name another out field player, especially a striker, who is been asked to play up to 3 games a week for top club?

the guy is 35, let's treat him like that, and use him at the right times in the right games like we did with players like Scholes and giggs when they where that age!
 
Scored against Southampton, was good against Leicester. So that's 4 points he won!!

Great logic from you :lol:
I'm just pointing out where he missed sitters. I've already made another post where he did cost us points.
 
You have to take in the context of how bad he's been recently, too. His general play was better today, but, yet again, he cost us more points with his bad finishing. He's going to criticised for that as any striker for any club would. It's not even like he makes up for his bad finishing recently with good general play performances as they've varied from awful to good, too.

Also, he was decent today bar his finishing, but Mata was easily our best player.

Overall probably Mata was better, I can only talk about the second half and I think Ibra was better there, Mata being subbed might have something to do with it

What I'm trying to say about Ibra is that you can't expect from a 35 y/o player to do what he does (or at least tries to do other games) and still want him banging at good rate, working in other areas takes its toll and if you want to have a clear mind while finishing you have to measure your work, even Ronaldo, the most professional player in the game disconnects for a while from his team to reserve stamina, Ibra doesn't have that luxury
 
His general play in the last 2-3 games have been much better, but it's amazing to see a striker go on a goalless run, they all seems cursed in front of goal.
 
If you look at his time in France his shots per goal stats were as follows

2012/13 4.6 spg
2013/14 4.9 spg
2014/15 3.6 spg
2015/16 5.0 spg

In the Prem

2016/17 5.7 spg (it was 5 before today's pitiful display)

He isn't a clinical striker. The way were are playing we need someone on fire or we are going to continue to suffer.

That point is the key one, though. He was clinical when he scored at the start of the season to the point where I'd imagine his ratio would be a lot, lot lower. If he continues to produce displays like today (which is possible) wherein he's getting chances but not finishing them, then that ratio will get higher and higher. The majority of his PL goals came in the first couple of weeks, where he was excellent, so that's perhaps making it look like less of a problem than it is in reality.
 
Some of that is that he does make quite a few speculative efforts and shots from distance

I don't think he has that many, at least he hasn't for us. He does have a lot of snap shots I guess. Aguero also has a high spg rate every season (not as high as Ibra mind) but he shoots from pretty much anywhere.

Still it shows a trend of needing a lot of opportunities to score.

I think Rashford up top with Martial on the left at least needs to be tried as Ibra now has one in ten games. It is a major problem for us whichever way you look at it.

@Cheesy

He was quite clinical in the first few games but that is a long time ago now. He should be dropped IMO. One goal in ten shouldn't be rewarded.
 
If he hadn't scored against Southampton it would finish 0-0!!!

Caf logic.

Man-United said:
I can't imagine people who are against this signing has seen Zlatan play much over the years. Signing Zlatan will make us title favourites for me. This is a player who will be a huge huge success here i'm sure. Would be the best player in the Premier League.

I mean the difference in your expectations in astounding. We are not title favourites and he's nowhere near the best player in the league. At what point do we give up on him?
 
They're both posts from the same poster. From before we signed him and after.


I mean look at the difference in expectations. It's like night and day

Well I was expecting a lot more help from his team (Mata, Martial, Rashford, Mkhi... I even said that before Pogba signed), if he was playing as a pure 9 he could have twice his goals this season. I think being tired when you have to make split second decissions has a huge importance in your conversion rates.

You know, I grew up with Barcelona's "dream team", Cruyff said that about his strikers, Romario proved him right and a lot more of players did the same after that, I can't help thinking like that
 
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