The God of Manchester
10
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
- Status
Great league and NT player. A boon that Man Utd doesn't have CL because just falls apart in big games there... you can pretty much count on him to have a great league season and likely bring home a EPL title. I hope Man Utd move on once they play CL though. He has a mental issue once the elimination rounds come around in that competition.
That's why I hope Rashford is developed. Man Utd is going to need him next season. I'd rather get him going than paying 90 mil for Higuain for example (the greatest big game choker of all time btw lol).
That's why I hope Rashford is developed. Man Utd is going to need him next season. I'd rather get him going than paying 90 mil for Higuain for example (the greatest big game choker of all time btw lol).
Hang on.. Did Rooney steal Zlatan's trademark goal celebration? 
This guy is magic
I can't wait to see more of him
I can't wait to see more of him
Class today. Love him. And the song is great!
We just don't see enough long range thundercunts from us these days.
He just looks so effortless on the pitch, good debut from him
He just looks so effortless on the pitch, good debut from him
I really like him.. have to admit, I was initially concerned about the signing, as to whether he'd have the physical capacity to still handle the pace of the league. He looked fresh in the Euros so that gave me some hope but he just looks the part, add it to his personality and feck me.. might end up being my favourite signing of the summer (which is saying something seeing as I love Bailly to bits and I am sure Pogba is going to smash it).
Whats the song??
I thought that too, normally he potters off and does that triangle in the air thing.Hang on.. Did Rooney steal Zlatan's trademark goal celebration?
Would prefer 4-4-3 but this would be better than the status quo
Great goal, and would have had an awesome assist if Rooney had been a bit calmer with his finish after doing the hard part.
I love that his caf picture is basically the troll meme face.
Ibra seems displeased in his post match. Probably thinking he could ve scored some more if it wasn't for Shrek standing next to him.
He is the striker that we have been calling out for quite a while.
Genuine class. Crazy we got him on a free.
Is it just me who thinks his voice is really fecking sexy?
I'm liking his little flicks and layoffs. Once other attackers get used to him we should hopefully get plenty of opportunities to run at opposition. Free kick on target, goal from distance, near assist to our #10 and putting opposition defender on his arse at the end - all in the same game! Good to see him score on both Utd debut against Leicester and PL debut against Bournemouth.
He is so good with build up play unlike pure #9 so we can even bring on Rashford late in the game and move Zlatan to #10 position if he seems to be tiring and we are chasing games.
He is so good with build up play unlike pure #9 so we can even bring on Rashford late in the game and move Zlatan to #10 position if he seems to be tiring and we are chasing games.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
He is a Swedish hero
On a free from PSG
He cost us fecking zero
6 foot 5, hard as feck
He gets the reds excited
Stick your City up your arse
Cos we are Man Utd
3 goals in 4 outings for us so far? And that beautiful run from the left
I guess he is quickly quieting the critics that question his age. I can see him playing with us beyond this year if he continues performing like this.
Yeah, he's here for 2 years.
One goal closer to the ultimate goal which is giving the wum apt new username.
Loved his equilibristic backheel which put Rooney through.
Loved his equilibristic backheel which put Rooney through.
I'm loving watching him play for us. I can't wait to see him play with Marcus.
But but but he's too old, he looks good because he played in a Shit league, he can't do it in the premier league blah blah blah feck off
Me to. Who gives a shit about his age if he is helping us win.
He seems like one of those physical freaks who can play in to his late 30's at the top level.
ABU tards really thought he wouldn't be able to hack it against the likes of Bournemouth
I'll be shocked if he scores less than 20 league goals.
When you hear Lukaku going for almost 70m or whatever. Lacazette for over 40m. Higuain for 90m.
And we got this fecking guy for free World class without a doubt. Quiet first half but he showed how good he is in the second. Should have gotten the assist with the lovely flick, had the free kick that needed an excellent save, scored a brilliant goal and that bit at the end where he just flicked the ball past the defender like he was an amateur . Love the guy.
And we got this fecking guy for free
World class without a doubt. Quiet first half but he showed how good he is in the second. Should have gotten the assist with the lovely flick, had the free kick that needed an excellent save, scored a brilliant goal and that bit at the end where he just flicked the ball past the defender like he was an amateur . Love the guy.Showed his power and physicality and his hold up play was superb, just grew into the game, can't wait to see us flank him with pace and Pogba behind him instead of Rooney.
He oozed class today. Some of his touches were absolutely sublime and he seems to ENJOY the physical aspect of the game too. It's games like Bournemouth away that you need guys like Zlatan, who are always up for the fight.
Why is his eye above his eyebrow?
God
He is a very big personality. He also can do it on his own. Brilliant signing.
That would be ideal, a 4-3-3 with Pogba given freedom to feck teams up, a 2nd mid to support him and someone like Carrick in behind to sweep up.
Or like SAF's 4-3-3 from around 2008, Give Zlatan the Ronaldo role up front, two hardworking, interchanging wide forwards, and again, Pogba given the high point of the midfield, with support in behind.
Even taking away the brilliance of that goal, he was excellent.
Love it!!!
Very impressed with his work ethic from the front today. Deserved his goal.
He is what Berbatov was meant to be
If we get 2 years out of this Zlatan, we'd have pulled off the best free transfer I can remember
If we get 2 years out of this Zlatan, we'd have pulled off the best free transfer I can remember
i don't think he was great today.....but just every now and then he has a touch where you remember why he is zlatan!
Feels very much like when we signed RVP. We've missed someone so clinical
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