Gaming swooshboy's GTA Online thread featuring the RedCafe Crew

[One Night Only]

I've been playing on the xbone a bit while the ps4 isn't set up due to decorating and Jesus Christ xboners are shithouses. They're worse than randoms on the ps4.

Servers seem less stable too and a lot more buggy and loading is horrendous.

Played a few heists with my brother and his mates and they're shite, doing them on normal and they keep dying or fecking it up. It's stressful, they keep telling me how to do the heists. And I've told them multiple times I know how to do them as I've done them all on hard on ps4 without dying ( @NotoriousISSY ). Not as much fun as ps4

 

[swooshboy]

I've been playing on the xbone a bit while the ps4 isn't set up due to decorating and Jesus Christ xboners are shithouses. They're worse than randoms on the ps4.

Servers seem less stable too and a lot more buggy and loading is horrendous.

Played a few heists with my brother and his mates and they're shite, doing them on normal and they keep dying or fecking it up. It's stressful, they keep telling me how to do the heists. And I've told them multiple times I know how to do them as I've done them all on hard on ps4 without dying ( @NotoriousISSY ). Not as much fun as ps4

So what you're saying is @NotoriousISSY should have bought an Xbone?

 

[One Night Only]

So what you're saying is @NotoriousISSY should have bought an Xbone?

Basically, yes.

 

[Damien]

It's stressful, they keep telling me how to do the heists.

 

[One Night Only]

Also 3 of my mates spent an hour trying to kill me the other night while I was smashing them down with the insurgent. They didn't click the sticky bombs and rockets really weren't working well.

 

[swooshboy]

Also 3 of my mates spent an hour trying to kill me the other night while I was smashing them down with the insurgent. They didn't click the sticky bombs and rockets really weren't working well.

Feckin' noobs...

 

[Earthquake]

Also 3 of my mates spent an hour trying to kill me the other night while I was smashing them down with the insurgent. They didn't click the sticky bombs and rockets really weren't working well.

Ejits, don' they know that the Insurgent is impervious to all damage except NPC Balla's running at you while side gripping their guns which inexplicably have homing bullets locked on your face.

 

[Zarlak]

I've been playing on the xbone a bit while the ps4 isn't set up due to decorating and Jesus Christ xboners are shithouses. They're worse than randoms on the ps4.

Servers seem less stable too and a lot more buggy and loading is horrendous.

Played a few heists with my brother and his mates and they're shite, doing them on normal and they keep dying or fecking it up. It's stressful, they keep telling me how to do the heists. And I've told them multiple times I know how to do them as I've done them all on hard on ps4 without dying ( @NotoriousISSY ). Not as much fun as ps4

The joys of people who think they're good. I played a raid on SWTOR the other day and had a tank who couldn't keep aggro telling me I was doing too much DPS with a 100% straight face and that I should do less DPS for him to tank.

 

[Earthquake]

The joys of people who think they're good. I played a raid on SWTOR the other day and had a tank who couldn't keep aggro telling me I was doing too much DPS with a 100% straight face and that I should do less DPS for him to tank.

Was the tank LvG, by chance?

Stahp, you're scoring too many goals....

 

[Zarlak]

Was the tank LvG, by chance?

Stahp, you're scoring too many goals....

Apparently it's MMO 101 that the DPS should hold back on his abilities so that he doesn't generate more threat than the tank who has countless abilities available to dramatically increase his own threat.

 

[Levo]

Should be on about 9.

 

[Zarlak]

Well there's me not playing tonight. Needs Playstation Plus to play online. Free 14 day trial is offered on PSN but doesn't work if you have had a free trial before. GTA offered me a 3 day free trial which has now expired so I can't get it. What a scam, offers 14 day free trial but only tells you about it after the 3 day trial it offered has run out.

 

[Damien]

Ah yeah, only a few games don't require PS+ to play online - think they're the F2P ones

 

[Levo]

Anybody else about? @swooshboy @Duffy @DatIrishFella @One Night Only @Damien @Zarlak @Marksy7 @christy87

 

[Zarlak]

Nah I can't play til I get paid, so that I can buy PS+.

 

[Damien]

Anybody else about? @swooshboy @Duffy @DatIrishFella @One Night Only @Damien @Zarlak @Marksy7 @christy87

I am.

Nah I can't play til I get paid, so that I can buy PS+.

Check your PMs.

 

[Marksy7]

Anybody else about? @swooshboy @Duffy @DatIrishFella @One Night Only @Damien @Zarlak @Marksy7 @christy87

On now but don't know how long for tonight

 

[Zarlak]

OK I'm on now, Damien the ledge.

 

[Damien]

@Levo's buggered off hasn't he?

 

[Damien]

@Levo, you're the worst.

 

[Zarlak]

It's like waiting for him to revive all over again.

 

[Damien]

Three on (Levo, Z, me), soon to be 4 with Wedge

 

[swooshboy]

Won't make it on this eve - watching the NFL

 

[swooshboy]

and you only have 8k posts total

Quality, not quantity.

 

[Zarlak]

Won't make it on this eve - watching the NFL

So am I. Don't you have a PC with 2 monitors? #masterrace

 

[swooshboy]

So am I. Don't you have a PC with 2 monitors? #masterrace

I often have the NFL on my iPad or MBP when playing, but for the AFC and NFC Championship games, want to focus on them.

 

[Damien]

We'll get a heist done one day @Zarlak

We aced that Lamar mission though... apart from the moment Levo fired rockets and one of the helis fell on the moonbeam which failed the mission

 

[Zarlak]

It bounced over my head and almost cleaned me out.

 

[Levo]

fecking state of you 3 in that mission.

 

[Damien]

fecking state of you 3 in that mission.

I wasn't the one driving us headfirst into the bikers and I used my nous to get the enemy on the speedboat

 

[Zarlak]

Whoever the driver was kept fecking killing me by parking the van sideways with them all looking at me.

 

[swooshboy]

Not sure I will get on tonight - have more work to do.

 

[Big-Red]

Not sure I will get on tonight - have more work to do.

If you aren't all online for my return I'll disband the crew fyi.

 

[christy87]

If you aren't all online for my return I'll disband the crew fyi.

When are you returning?

 

[Duffy]

If you aren't all online for my return I'll disband the crew fyi.

You're really not that important.

 

[swooshboy]

If you aren't all online for my return I'll disband the crew fyi.

 

[Duffy]

Anyone about?

 

[One Night Only]

Anyone about?

Nights this week

 

[Levo]

Anybody up for this tonight? @DatIrishFella @Damien @One Night Only @swooshboy @Duffy @Marksy7 @christy87 @Zarlak

 

[Duffy]

Anybody up for this tonight? @DatIrishFella @Damien @One Night Only @swooshboy @Duffy @Marksy7 @christy87 @Zarlak

Yeah