Coming on now, gents
Gaming swooshboy's GTA Online thread featuring the RedCafe Crew
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
@Damien you've been invited
Me too...
Right lads, you'll be in next mission.
On now, just invite us when you can @Big-Red
yup
Bloody hell, what are you's up to having a wanking competition...hurry up!
Still a good number online? Could do with blowing something/someone up.
Yes.
Yeah 8 or so
I'll hop on.
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Invite!!! @Big-Red
I'm stuck on a loading screen ffs.
Stuck in the clouds.
Had to leave, didn't realise the time.
My internet conked out, will I set up a session or .. ?
We'll invite you after this.
Invites sent .... 
OK, send us one when your ready or whatevs.
OK, send us one when your ready or whatevs.
Tonyand when Duffy spoke, all I could think of was
That rally driving thing was pointless. I thought whole point of the rally was that the driver could see feck all and the co-driver guides you, like @Big-Red helpfully did. Shame I'm a shite driver.
Tony was a wanker. I'll take the Karl Pilkington comparison as a compliment.
It's meant to be. For years I didn't watch "An Idiot Abroad" because of Ricky Gervais (hate him), then I started watching The Moaning of Life and Pilkington was fantastic. Decided to start watching An Idiot Abroad and was pleasantly surprised to see hardly any Gervais in it. Good times.
Not sure why it did that. I've done it with strangers with no checkpoints but for us it didn't work.
Maybe because it was a GTA race rather than standard
Probably.
As for the Sky Deathmatch, I had no idea how to pick up and use weapons so only used my fists throughout and as you all noticed most of the time I was falling off... I had about 3 or 4 kills in total but because I kept falling off/dying that much my kills got reset.
I'll be on now, throw me an invite, don't leave me with those inbred cnuts that inhabit the public lobbies.
Fixed.
@DatIrishFella
This was when you were setting up a mission...inadvertently burned to death...and then asked if I threw a molotov at you, ignoring the fact that you had chosen to stand on one of the bonfires on the beach
This was when you were setting up a mission...inadvertently burned to death...and then asked if I threw a molotov at you, ignoring the fact that you had chosen to stand on one of the bonfires on the beach
Just a typical day, yo...
You can see the corpses of @DatIrishFella and @NotoriousISSY in the foreground.
Here's how it unfolded:
Nice to see @Big-Red in his nappy at the end.
You can see the corpses of @DatIrishFella and @NotoriousISSY in the foreground.
Here's how it unfolded:
Nice to see @Big-Red in his nappy at the end.
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Big fan of the golf club. That reach beats the ruthlessness of a hammer or hatchet.
Yep - for the deathmatch in the sky one we do, it's definitely the best weapon.
Aside from the bare fists of @Damien obviously...
God I love this game.
God I love this game.
I honestly cannot remember how we played it on PS3 without mics!!
Oh, and I am truly sorry for blowing the 3 of you up after you had climbed all the way up the mountain side...but it just had to be done!!
@Duffy five mins in and the driver of the super makes me look like a good driver