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I expect they all just hate brussel sprouts, and have accidentally conflated the two.
 
HMS global Britain

50 years out of date

Patched together with MDF and some teak laminate

Too small to copes with the waves its about to meet.

Piloted by a bunch of morons.

Sounds about right.
 
As Brussels isn't by the sea, does anyone think they delivered their message somewhere else

Brussells Missouri is accessible from the Mississippi, they can even push a little bit to Hamburg.
 
'Do we not sail on the ship of fools?' as the *********** Andy Bell once warbled.
 
On the poop deck of SS Global Britain they're probably singing "The big ship sailed through the ally-ally-oh" A children's song that continues "The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea"
 
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Meanwhile the EUROboat has 27 captains that all want to go in different directions, parts of the boat are defective, it has left port tho and is going round in circles not knowing where the final destination is. 1 captain is bullying the rest but might not be captain for much longer.
 
Meanwhile the EUROboat has 27 captains that all want to go in different directions, parts of the boat are defective, it has left port tho and is going round in circles not knowing where the final destination is. 1 captain is bullying the rest but might not be captain for much longer.
That's Britain sorted, now describe the other EU countries.
 
Meanwhile the EUROboat has 27 captains that all want to go in different directions, parts of the boat are defective, it has left port tho and is going round in circles not knowing where the final destination is. 1 captain is bullying the rest but might not be captain for much longer.

Nah, its a flotilla. Some of those boats wouldn't be able to compete were they not part of the group
 
Apparently the real name of that boat is the Edwardian, rather apt to where Brexiters aspire to turn the clock back to.

It's a Thames riverboat, that would probably be the first small craft to cross the channel since the Brits last fled the European mainland at Dunkerque.

Fake news and quotes a Murdoch speciality
 
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I like the way their boat, the 'Global Britain' looks just as shit as you'd expect it to. :lol:

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What a shitter. Looks ready to sink at any moment. Appropriate choice considering Brexit will sink the UK.
 
Still waiting to see any benefit of leaving for the actual common person. All negative so far isn't it? Mainly costing the everyday person money?

At least we won't have straight bananas though, and that guy won't have to spend a few grand repackaging his fish which was a one off and probably made up anyway (genuine reason for voting leave for someone in my office).

Just coming here for an occasional rant
 
Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics

See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet:boring:

Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
 
lol feckin read it

So you got 26 captains of unknown nationality being bullied by another captain who won't be there anymore. Blimey, I wonder why the UK is so desperate to seal the best possible trade relationship with such poorly run continent.
 
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Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics

See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet:boring:

Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?

The cuts would have been at least as bad or probably worse if we had remained in the EU and the Cameron government had remained in power. It was part of their manifesto to eliminate the deficit by 2020.
 
Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics

See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet:boring:

Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
Do you have proof to say that will all change once the UK leaves?
 
The cuts would have been at least as bad or probably worse if we had remained in the EU and the Cameron government had remained in power. It was part of their manifesto to eliminate the deficit by 2020.

Which will mean even more borrowing, money's got to come from somewhere.
 
Boris has spoken!

Johnson says Britain is the most global of the major economies.

He says 6m Britons - one in 10 of the population - live and work abroad. He is not sure why, but that is the case. He lists various jobs they do, adding that perhaps “the odd pirate and scoundrel” are among them too.

That means Britain has a strong global presence, he says.

:lol:
 
So the only British news i've been reading regularly the last month or so is the Guardian. I didn't see anything about article 50 and its triggering recently, wasn't it supposed to be round about now?
 
Boris has spoken!



:lol:

Such a fecking tit. Boasts about Britain's extensive emmigration. Oversees a xenophobic campaign all about curbing immigration. Freedom of movement is fine. So long as its British people doing the moving. Feck off.

That particular hypocrisy is eerily reminiscent of a prolific poster in this thread, come to think of it...
 
So the only British news i've been reading regularly the last month or so is the Guardian. I didn't see anything about article 50 and its triggering recently, wasn't it supposed to be round about now?

Supposed to be by the end of March, the House of Lords are discussing the Bill at the moment.