10
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
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Ninja goal 
Was goal
His first goal was a bicycle 5 mins into his career
bicycle or scissor kick? either way it got me all sexy in my pants
Seven league goals without penos.
Money is mine.
Money is mine.
feck off with that. What a horrible thing to say? Wishing injury on a rival player is not tolerated, but wishing on your own because you don't like him. What an idiot who thinks he's a super fan.
I knew he'd do well once Twigg doubted him
He'll get that by October.
I'm only messing mate, joking about his age. Now he's here am absolutely stoked to see him score 30 more overhead kicks.
Good man, i'll take that back
Could easily be taken your way. Was my fault!
Welcome!
45 mins into a game he's scored in and I'm already starting to have my doubts. Just so fcking slow and static. Fcking annoying if Rashford is going to lose out so this guy gets to play. We need pace in attack.
The lack of wanking in here over Zlatan suggests to me I'm not the only one thinking this way
The lack of wanking in here over Zlatan suggests to me I'm not the only one thinking this way
Rooney is the bigger culprit.
And there's literally no one in the team who could score the goal he did. He'll be a success.
He was good - playing his first match in a new team with a new manager. Hold up play has been brilliant .
They're both slow as feck. Zlatan is the number 9 though.
To be honest, I'm pretty sure he didn't hit it correctly. But you are right, we've seen time and time again how good he is at finishing/those types of shots (against England being one example).
It's pre-season, crazy to have doubts already. He'll be a success here. I can't wait for him to prove the doubters wrong
What's funny?
Actually I think Ibra is faster than Rooney now tbh.
And why even complain when he scored a worldie? Ibra won't be a problem in the team.
The whole post.
Not really. You need your strikers to stretch play and work the channels. Your CAM is supposed to give them service.
Having said that, there's a massive knee jerk reaction as usual with the fans. First 45 mins and we're already doubting. We need to give it time and see how it goes.
I don't see any white text. The guy who score a very good goal for us in this half and you have an issue with him, but not the albatross around our neck!!Because we don't need pace in attack. Right....
Not every striker has to play that way. And Ibra's movement is subtlety good.
Besides it's 45 minutes with most players playing together for the 1st time and only our 3rd pre-season game.
Of course we do. But we have Martial, Shaw, Valencia, Miki and Pogba soon
Watch us be much better in the second half with Rashford on
Hes not the issue
None in the main attacking positions though.
Martial and Mhiki
Not another one with Rashford > Zlatan?Yes because that would be entirely down to Rashford and not the other 4 players subbed on. Great logic.
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