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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
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- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
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Doesn't count mate.
Might get 7 before the end of this match...
Give us a hat trick!
7 goals
oh yea, pens score themselvesStill is a bit weird seeing him for us, in a really good way. Since he's one of those players I never expected to be here. Like when you sign a ridiculously good player on FIFA.
Rooney's penalty record alone should show why they shouldn't be disregardedShould have been Wayne's goal. He was there first.
This reminds me of when you signed Van Persie. It might only be for a season or two but he'll be worth what ever he's being paid. I didn't expect him to do as well as this so soon though. Top player, always has been and always will be.
Pretty much. He's not going to be long-term (in that he probably won't be a top player in 3 or 4 years, maybe less), but while he's at his best it'd be silly not to get what we can out of him when he's still insanely good.
Make that 3.
I am chuffed. Here's hoping for a hattrickFfs, you forgot to tag @Twigginater
So what did @Twigginater actually say? Something about Ibrahimovic being anything less than a god?
Ay Martial, Zlatan waiting for the hattrick there.
Rooney is testing God's patience..
My bad but I don't even know what he said?Hes so good
Is Martial @Twigginater ??
6-7 open play goals in the league this season, max.
Damn, I was thinking how does this Earhquake person know my real name!?! My name is max! And
at 6-7 goals!One of the worst transfers I've ever seen
*makes note*
And
Creepy note....
Someone said 6-7 open league goal? Surely they jest. Nevertheless, his performance so far at United was never in doubt in my own opinion. With so much arrogance and passion, amongst other things I could not have seen him turning into Falcao 2.0.
He scores goals but his passing, particularly his backward passes, were very poor.
God doesn't miss.
@Twigginater will be pleased, Zlatan MOTM
This is way, Zlatan wins leagues. It's his job.
How many alerts will @Twigginater have now?
Just how fecking good is this guy.
Good question, how many alerts have you got @Twigginater?
It's great having a striker dominant in the air. He won't face many tougher CB partnerships than Fonte and Van Dijk either.
We need to get more crosses into him. He's a beast in the air.
Love how he is proofing all the doubters wrong, this guy is a beast. Our games are exciting again.
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