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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
- Status
Better than van Basten, amirite?That was before he joined United.
Cracking header that!
@Twiggimović
Bet he wishes he had taken the / out
Said it before - If he scored 50 in France there's nothing stopping him from getting 25-30 here.
How we got this guy on a free. Simply amazing.
Has absolutely destroyed two CBs who are regarded as very physical units and solid headers now.
Has absolutely destroyed two CBs who are regarded as very physical units and solid headers now.
I just regret all the time I missed not worshipping him.
Get this done.
What a fecking header!
A player who Martial can look up to, as a striker.
6 foot 5, hard as feck
You know what, i fecking love his celebration. It looks sooo good in slow motion.
Put the ball in the box, it's that simple with Zlatan in the team
That crosser is something you'd see Crouch get his head on, hoping it will have a direction towards goal. Fully agree with Carragher - Zlatan dominated Morgan in CC, and now Fonte. Two big CBs. Hopefully we'll see Zlatan more in 2nd half.
Just imagine when the team gets used to Ibra and Ibra gets used to them. More cohesion and all.
He's going to rip the league apart.
He's going to rip the league apart.
WOuld be an excellent username, you have to say.
Yes, mate! Join the dark side.
The guys in here that thought Zlatan was finished are going to look so damn silly.
7 goals 
It's like some people here never watched him before, that guy is one of the best strikers in the world for years now and some people here think he shouldn't be called better than fecking Kane just because he hasn't played in the PL so far. Beast of a header and we will see several of them in the next few weeks and months
It's like some people here never watched him before, that guy is one of the best strikers in the world for years now and some people here think he shouldn't be called better than fecking Kane just because he hasn't played in the PL so far. Beast of a header and we will see several of them in the next few weeks and months
Every central defender in the league is going to have nightmares about getting smashed by The God.
"You make sure they remember forever the night they played the ZLATAN!!!"
"You make sure they remember forever the night they played the ZLATAN!!!"
@Twigginater
@Dobbs
@Dobbs
OT hasn't been able to reproduce that anywhere near as well as the away fans at Bournemouth last weekend.
Big change from having big man in the box fellaini to having big man in the box zlatan. Well done jose. This is the perfect stage for ibra. Better late than never.
Very van Persie-like aura about him.
All too bloody drunk, no doubt.
You would be shocked at the amount of people who judged him without watching him. They all saw the stats but then just assumed french league is shit and he's 34 so no way is he that good. He is though.7 goals
It's like some people here never watched him before, that guy is one of the best strikers in the world for years now and some people here think he shouldn't be called better than fecking Kane just because he hasn't played in the PL so far. Beast of a header and we will see several of them in the next few weeks and months
And to think that I used to think he was overrated! What an asshole I was!
Hahaha what a fool
2 goals in 2 games.
But such goals!! One is a strike from 30 yards. And this one is a buccaneering header against a good center half. He doesn't run, leap and then head it with force. He just walks into the position almost leisurely. Then with a standing jump alone generates that kind of power to a ball curving away from goal
But such goals!! One is a strike from 30 yards. And this one is a buccaneering header against a good center half. He doesn't run, leap and then head it with force. He just walks into the position almost leisurely. Then with a standing jump alone generates that kind of power to a ball curving away from goal
No home crowd is ever as good as the away.
Yeah it's easy to see when people call him lazy and slow or said he is a target man who only is up front and doesn't move much. For a 34-year-old, as tall and strong as him, he is very fit and pretty fast imo and of course he isn't a pure target man either and can drop deep and influence the game, which will be even better with pace around him (Martial in form and Miki/Lingard/Rashford around him) and without Rooney imo. There was even a comparison with Peter Crouch ffs
Doesn't count lads sorry.
"move over, Wayne"
Pushed Rooney off pens, awesome.
3 in 2
2 goals in 2 games.
But such goals!! One is a strike from 30 yards. And this one is a buccaneering header against a good center half. He doesn't run, leap and then head it with force. He just walks into the position almost leisurely. Then with a standing jump alone generates that kind of power to a ball curving away from goal
Make that 3.
7 goals
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