The problem with Zlatan isn't a case of ability. It's not about key passes, shot accuracy or conversion rate (even though he's taken surprisingly few shots from outside the box) – despite the clear cut chances he's missed this season.
I can list the crucial misses, but it's pointless considering the number of goals he's scored as well. Also, as some others already have pointed out, it's pretty much impossible to score on each and every goal scoring chance. Besides, all players have off-days! All-in-all, he's a fantastic footballer in general and world class striker.
Zlatan's real problem and what usually impacts his team is his some times extracurricular activities on the pitch, drawing too much of the wrong type of attention to himself and most importantly, effecting the team negatively.
Yesterday against Bournemouth, we're up 1–0, we're actually playing good football. All of the sudden, the crowd reacts. What happened? Nothing football wise, that became evident quickly. I thought to myself, oh oh, hopefully our momentum doesn't get distraught. It did. Mings is just trying to mark him in a next to nothing open play. Pretty standard in-the-face marking from a defender, trying to get in under the opponent's skin. Well, it worked didn't it… for some reason, Zlatan loses his cool, his head and tosses/wrestles down Mings out of nowhere, basically for being marked. Classic Zlatan-puffing-up-his-chest.
This is what started the disgraceful sceneries for the remainder of the match, disrupting our thus far playing rhythm, and ultimately, his own focus and mental commitment, pretty evident in that penalty miss. That was a weakly struck penalty, by Zlatan's standards. He always goes for the bottom left corner, the goalkeepers who actually read this seldom have a chance to save them anyway though, because of the sheer power. I've lost count of how many of those penalties he's scored, he's scored them so bloody often. Just YouTube it for reference. But more than that penalty strike, there were also so many starts-and-stops in the second half, borderline comical. Even if we had won this match, there's no denying the fact what actually happened yesterday.
Zlatan should've definitely been yellow carded for the first wrestling grapple, surely one of the assistant referees must had seen that infraction? He wasn't, and Mings follows it all up with that disgusting stomp (100% intentional, anyone denying it hasn't actually analysed the situation), and Zlatan follows it up with an equally 100% intentional elbow moments later. Can't say I blame him for that one though.
Mings should get at least a 5-match suspension for that, and Zlatan perhaps a 3-match suspension for the elbow. Perhaps a match extra, making it 4, also factoring in his wrestling grapple? We shall see.
Zlatan has done this countless of times. We've been pretty lucky this season because he hasn't done the stuff he usually has done in his career, and the times he has, they have been a bit more "minor" and he's gotten away with it (his heel-stomp on Coleman earlier this season comes to mind, 100% intentional as well, 100% Zlatanesque). I've actually been waiting for a moment like this, because sooner or later he was going to fall back into his old inevitable bad-boy-manners. Yesterday was just a clear example of it, and the main issue plaguing Zlatan his whole career. His arrogance is a strange charming part of him and in some ways contribute to his abilities too, but there are downsides to it as well. Unfortunately, more times than not, it hurts the team.
This is Zlatan, this is why his teams don't win the Champions League, regardless of their competence, because he becomes the focal point, for all kinds of reasons, and football is a team sport. He wants it to be about him, no matter how much he talks about his team. More often than not he's more concerned about and speaks in terms of himself rather than the collective, even if he says otherwise in his interviews.
I like Zlatan, but Zlatan giveth, and Zlatan taketh. I'm neither emotional or trying to bash him, just merely pointing out my impressions of him.
/a Swede who's been following his career very closely for the past 15 years or so