Agree .Nothing but posturing. The media loves war though and are salivating at the thought.
Dr.: We will have to perform surgery to make sure there is no lasting damage. I'm
still confused to how this happened Mr. Williams.
Brian: It was an incident that even the worst amongst us would never wish upon
our mortal enemies. I was presented with a replica of a majestic tomahawk
projectile from an impoverished child. I had it at the bottom of my grand
staircase where it reminded me of that haunting James Blunt song, You're
beautiful. As I was coming down the stairs I heard a pop pop pop, and
thinking the worst I jumped for cover. As I landed I felt an unfamiliar
sensation and fearing the worst I turned my gaze to that eerily empty void
that once displayed said projectile. As I struggled to dial those solemn
numbers that bring dread and hope to anyone in need I thought of all the
poor souls who had to endure a tragedy like this, and they did endure. The
magnificent and brave members of the emergency services rushed me to
triage where humble life savers like yourself are there to treat and heal the
the wounds of misfortune. The condom was only being used as a temporary
dust cover and the popping was my microwave. Thank you fellow citizens
and until tomorrow, goodnight.