The Trump Presidency | Biden Inaugurated

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DiseaseOfTheAge said:
To be completely honest, I struggle with reading long things (probably got an attention disorder, people keep telling me I do, working on getting that one checked out) and so I find it really difficult without paragraphs to remember where I am up to.

Our brains, evidently, are not made for each other.
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Different but the same buddy.
 
*thinks* Quick! Someone mentioned the Kardashians! *enters thread*

But seriously, I bet The Dong was worried about the prospect of Kanye stealing the show.
 
GiddyUp said:
I'm betting Bush Sr. dies tonight and sucks the air out of doomsday tomorrow.
Quick point, it seems that most of the cabinat disagree with Trump on so many issues that I'm beginning to think that these are Bannons picks and not Trumps. Mathis is only there because of his nickname Mad Dog, I'm sure there were plenty of cnuts for that role.
Three generals in the top civilian positions, NS adv., SoD, SoHS.
Ponzi scheme billionaire with no education experience for Ed. Sec.
Health Sec. who doesn't see a problem with investments that would put you or me in jail.
Labor Sec. who doesn't believe in breaks or min wage and is a sleazy cnut to boot.
EPA director who has eight lawsuits pending against the department, so he is basically suing himself.
Treasury pick who will destroy you're families lives just to move a decimal point on a spreadsheet.
HUD Sec who wouldn't know the difference between an attic and a basement.
Energy Sec who doesn't even know what the job is for until after he accepts it, not forgetting his pray for rain breakfast to solve his states drought.
I won't even discuss Tillerson, that's just a big pussy grab to this country while telling us to shut the feck up and take it.
Billionaires everywhere and a lying, untrustworthy, cringeworthy, sexual predator, woefully unqualified, unintelligent little man with a little cock who wants to feck his daughter and looks like a fecking idiot with bronzer on and arse hair on his head as president.
To the people who voted for Trump, I hope you're kids are first for whatever is planned. I hope you're elderly parents lose their health support first and I hope you're red state goes fecking broke like it has for the last thirty years under republican rule.
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you really need a break, watch a Disney movie tomorrow during Trumps inauguration before you have a breakdown.
 
langster said:
:lol: But they asked Ice-T :wenger: Maybe I will actually have to give The Moron credit for a change and maybe even he knows how truly fecking shite Kanye is and what an absolute cnut the man is. Maybe the meeting they had wasn't as cool as they both made it out to be? Whatever, Kanye should play really because they both deserve each other. Both completely deluded narcissists with delusions of grandeur.
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I always find this criticism of Kanye a bit weird. He's a cnut no doubt, and his music is not for everyone, but for all his flaws he's undeniably talented.

He would have been fun at Trump's inauguration. I bet he'd have found a way to make it about him; that would be seriously impressive.
 
I'm certain this is a waxwork model...
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vi1lain said:
Kanye West has some brilliant music tbf and a great discography, but he is most definitely a cnut, and I have no kind words for the Kardashians at all.

That being said I don't think he'll make an appearance the inauguration.
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His missus has a cracking set of bangers. You could say that and it'd be fair.
 
Sarah Palin on newspapers, in 2008: “I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media,” replied Palin. “Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.”
 
"Books are wonderful, and smart. Very smart. Great entrepreneurs. My son had a book. Some of my best friends is them there books. I too can count to potato."
 
I can see Alec ending up in Gitmo.
 
SteveJ said:
I can see Alec ending up in Gitmo.
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Hope not, they can take his fruitloop brother Stephen though. The born again evangelical feckwit. My goodness, that man is absolutely fecking batshit, no surprise he's a Moron voter too. He and Alec had a huge fight over Alec's depiction of The Moron on SNL, apparently Stephen wasn't impressed at all and felt it was unfunny and offensive. To get him back Alec made a joke about Stephen while portraying The Moron on SNL :lol: that's brotherly love for ya.
 
Tomorrow's events:

2pm: Trump Motorcade™ (US-made BMWs etc) leaves Trump Bedsit™.
2.10pm: Being pelted with eggs.
2.50pm: Presentation in Kremlin.
3pm: Rambling speech.
10pm: Performances by Pete Best, Jessie J, Wil.I.Am and Bay City Rollers.
11pm: Chicken in a basket, and Trump Bingo™.
11.01PM:Trump Impeachment™.
 
SteveJ said:
Tomorrow's events:

2pm: Trump Motorcade™ (US-made BMWs etc) leaves Trump Bedsit™.
2.10pm: Being pelted with eggs.
2.50pm: Presentation in Kremlin.
3pm: Rambling speech.
10pm: Performances by Pete Best, Jessie J, Wil.I.Am and Bay City Rollers.
11pm: Chicken in a basket, and Trump Bingo™.
11.01PM:Trump Impeachment™.
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Much prefer:

11.59am: Trump impeachment. Pence also arrested for collusion.

Noon: Mass party in NYC

2pm: Obama returns as President.

2.05pm Happy Hour

2.10pm: Obama sings "My Way"

2.30pm: Putin takes to Twitter.

2.50pm Mick Jagger sings "All right now:

3.05pm : Free pizzas for everyone and more partying.

7.00pm: Free concert by Beyonce, J-Lo and Madonna etc

9.00pm Free Bar

10.00pm: Firework Display

11.00pm: Putin arrested
 
There are cabinets in the DFS sale with higher IQs.*


*There are also cabinets with better jokes.
 
langster said:
Unfortunately it's real mate, watch the video. It's definitely not said in jest either. He truly is unbearable.
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I can't be doing with listening to him pal.

He's not even took office yet and he's already a parody of himself. The absolute fecking shit stain.
 
So tomorrow's the big day! Be interesting to see if this thread will maintain its current level of doomsday outrage as Trump settles into his new role, or whether a degree of normalcy will set in eventually. Guess it depends on how credible all these investigations are.
 
"Ask not what your Crunchie can do for you-"
"It's 'country', Mr President."
"Ask not what your country can do for your Crunchie-"
"It's 'your country', sir."
"I know it's my f*cking country - I won the election."
 
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