Considering the amount of stupid we had to witness thus far, is this really that farfetched?
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That's some news!
It reads like they let an intern write it.
How does he know he's non-existent.
‘Bigly’ problems as a sly dig to Trump? 
Now we just need the guy in question to come forward and say "yeah sorry it was me". It would fit in well with the rest of this debacle
It was The Mooch on stilts!
"Actually, as Winston well knew, it was only four years since Oceania had been at war with Eastasia and in alliance with Eurasia. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge, which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control. Officially the change of partners had never happened. Oceania was at war with Eurasia: therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia."
This is no time for Harry Potter quotes, Mr Pidge.
ffsI don’t think so, unless I misunderstand ‘public comment’. For example on April 5th he said this:
Denying everyting, not sure if he had already commented before that.
What is he talking about?
The sketch of the guy that apparently threatened the pornstar.... Yes, you heard right.
"He was the Zodiac, my brother."
They can't get the date right but people expect them to punch in the correct nuclear code . Incompetence on astronomical levels.
Well Trump has a habit of dates going badly wrong...
Ring ring
“Hi Vlad, I need help... Yeah, I’ve got two pieces of paper in front of me again and I can’t remember which one is the launch codes. I know, right?! Well, the first piece of paper is a drawing of a gorilla with big titties... the other one has a bunch of letters and numbers on it. Uh huh... yeah, sure... it’s 4-5-4-Z-B-3-7-Q... uh huh... uh huh.... okay. Will do. Ciao arrivaderci fusilli carbonara Mr President.
OK guys, I’ve just got off the phone with Vlad and I may have just given him state secrets. Someone cue up my Twitter feed with the words ‘Crooked Hillary...’ and let’s see what we can do to fix this problem.”
(Gets off the phone) Hey guys, I just ordered express mellow mushroom for Vlad. They said it would be there in 30 minutes!
Uhmm, that's the red phone you are holding , Mr. President!
*click* Hey guys, good news! I've just got off the phone with Vlad and it turns out President Trump has been indicted!
You're President Trump, Sir. And that's a banana that you're holding in your hand.
OT: surely there has to be a point where even his fundamentalist Christian base decide that enough is enough if the infidelity accusations all come out to be true?
Anyone seen the documentary of Trump on Netflix? Christ, if you didn't dispair in humanity before, then that will certainly do the trick.
For those who care, Stormy has her first scene for Brazzers coming out on April 22nd. 
They’re fundamentalist Christians. Reality and actual events are not required to support their belief systems.
OT: surely there has to be a point where even his fundamentalist Christian base decide that enough is enough if the infidelity accusations all come out to be true?
For those who care, Stormy has her first scene for Brazzers coming out on April 22nd.
There's definitely going to be a reference or two in there.
For those who care, Stormy has her first scene for Brazzers coming out on April 22nd.
Surely someone will make a Trump-based porno with her in the future.
Stormy would be an eminently more suitable candidate for President.
Surely someone will make a Trump-based porno with her in the future.
''At least I screw you honestly"
Should be one of those niche porn categories where the woman makes fun of the size of the man’s penis. Apparently that’s a thing.
Surely someone will make a Trump-based porno with her in the future.
Maybe that where she makes fun of his hands being too small to finger her too. Then enter right a black man who looks strangely familiar with a huge dick and huge hands.
The black man does a threeway with her and an Ivanka-like. Trump cucked in the corner.
"Oh, your pinky is bigger than your winky. And it's not a very big pinky"
This thread took a weird turn.
The Oval Orifice
For those who care, Stormy has her first scene for Brazzers coming out on April 22nd.
Duly noted.
Hopefully it's titled Deep State.
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