"Just got off the phone with Europe, they've told me to tell you that they're looking forward to me coming over but they don't need me to talk about how good I'm making America win again because it's all their real news media can talk about. In fact they asked if they can move Europe closer to America but I said no because America is the best and it belongs to us. They accepted this and cheered my name and clapped and had a big party in my honor all acrros Europe. and then Tom brady came over and gave me high fives. But my hands are so yuge that it broke his throwingf arm so he asked me to take his place at the sper bowl. Sorry tom! But I have to focus my attention on KEEPING AMAERICA GREAT!!!"