Hot on the heels of the
Daily Mirror’s crucial story about exactly how much
Raheem Sterling (or his girlfriend) spends on his wardrobe comes a story from
The Sun’s website on Tuesday: ‘Raheem Sterling’s cars: Man City winger drives flashy motors worth over £1 million during his short career.’
Oh good, we’re doing this again. And we’re doing this to Sterling again. This f**king country.
It’s all complete guff of course, but the piece does contain a few choice lines:
‘The popular SUV has a starting price of £47,755, which won’t dent The Citizens stars’ wallet that much. As a seven-seater, should Sterling should the one-time father want to add to his brood (he has a son called Thiago), this is ideal.’
Two things:
1) ‘One-time father’ makes it sound like something terrible has happened to Sterling’s child.
2) He has two children. Stop getting all your information from his Wikipedia page.
‘Completely unpractical (impractical?) as a city car in Manchester, but class to look at, Sterling’s Mercedes G Class SUV is a pleasure on the eye. And it isn’t cheap either, with a base value of around £150k. We imagine Sterling’s is pimped out, meaning the value of his Merc will far exceed the standard rate.’
Oh wow. ‘We imagine Sterling’s is pimped out’ might just be the most accidentally revealing line in Mediawatch history.
Now Mediawatch is perfectly aware what we think or say makes sod all difference to sod all, but the next time a newspaper or media outlet wonders why an England player is struggling for confidence, refuses to stop in the media zone or is difficult to reach for interview, remember this.
Treat others as you would have them treat you. Or simply stop being dicks for clicks.