alto’s fecking huge.
Gaming The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment II (sign ups for Experiment III open)
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1744- 300 year update
1744- 300 year update
Development (value of provinces):
Land army size:
Navy size:
Total income:
Mana generated (i.e, how lucky you've been with your monarch spawn stats or events and how much you've spent improving your country):
Ideas chosen (provide important buffs, generated by mana):
49: Organic Potatoes, altodevil, hobbers, Salt Bailly
48: SilentWitness, Crackers, nimic-Simbo, Great Shakesy, The Cat
47: RedSky, maniak
46: PSV, Dr. Dwayne
Army casualties (in combat + attrition
Navy casualties:
Dead players:
Religious map
Tech map (the greener you are, the more tech you've embraced and the bigger advantages you have over your neighbours):
The state of the HRE. It has passed 3 reforms:
The dynastic map:
Development (value of provinces):
- altodevil: 5805 (unchanged)
- Salt Bailly: 3199 (+1)
- Great Shakesy: 2674 (+1)
- nimic-Simbo: 2660 (-2)
- PSV: 2538 (unchanged)
- maniak: 1327 (+3)
- Dan: 1240 (-1)
- Crackers: 983 (unchanged)
- RedSky: 782 (+1)
- hobbers: 637 (new entry)
Land army size:
- altodevil: 1,309,000 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 633,000 (+1)
- PSV: 632,000 (+1)
- Great Shakesy: 625,000 (-2)
- Salt Bailly: 456,000 (+2)
- maniak: 297,000 (new entry)
- Dan: 249,000 (-2)
- Crackers: 212,000 (unchanged)
- RedSky: 137,000 (+1)
- hobbers: 131,000 (new entry)
Navy size:
- Great Shakesey: 802 (+1)
- altodevil: 676 (-1)
- Salt Bailly: 370 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 322 (unchanged)
- PSV: 248 (unchanged)
- maniak: 165 (unchanged)
- Organic Potatoes: 92 (unchanged)
- Dan: 82 (unchanged)
- hobbers: 57 (+1)
- Crackers: 24 (new entry)
Total income:
- altodevil: 1622 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesey: 1100 (unchanged)
- Salt Bailly: 710 (+1)
- nimic-Simbo: 674 (-1)
- PSV: 656 (unchanged)
- maniak: 404 (+2)
- Dan: 386 (unchanged))
- Crackers: 227 (+1)
- RedSky: 188 (+1)
- hobbers: 130 (new entry)
Mana generated (i.e, how lucky you've been with your monarch spawn stats or events and how much you've spent improving your country):
- altodevil: 116910 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesey: 108840 (unchanged)
- PSV: 106356 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 100509 (+1)
- Salt Bailly: 98550 (+2)
- Organic Potatoes: 98500 (-2)
- Dan: 96434 (unchanged)
- maniak: 96295 (unchanged)
- Dr. Dwayne: 92796 (unchanged)
- RedSky: 92414 (unchanged)
Ideas chosen (provide important buffs, generated by mana):
49: Organic Potatoes, altodevil, hobbers, Salt Bailly
48: SilentWitness, Crackers, nimic-Simbo, Great Shakesy, The Cat
47: RedSky, maniak
46: PSV, Dr. Dwayne
Army casualties (in combat + attrition
- altodevil: 10 829 384 (unchanged)
- PSV: 2 603 341 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 2 297 539
- Salt Bailly: 2 096 029 (+1)
- Great Shakesey: 1 969 817 (-1)
- Dr. Dwayne: 1 731 047 (unchanged)
- Dan: 1 448 506 (unchanged)
- maniak: 1 417 362 (unchanged)
- Crackers: 1 071 367 (unchanged)
- hobbers: 1 032 331 (unchanged)
Navy casualties:
- nimic-Simbo: 322 (+4)
- PSV: 290 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesy: 261 (+1)
- Salt Bailly: 224 (-3)
- altodevil: 216 (-2)
- maniak: 157 (unchanged)
- Dan: 132 (unchanged)
- Dr. Dwayne: 81 (+2)
- Oganic Potatoes: 80 (-1)
- The Cat: 52 (unchangedy)
Dead players:
- Eboue (absorbed by PSV via personal union)
- MadDogg (killed by altodevil)
- Cheimoon (annexed by altodevil, made Chief Eunuch)
- GreatDane (died in League war)
- P-Nut (killed by altodevil)
- WI_Red (absorbed by PSV via personal union)
- Solius x2 (gangbanged by Dr. Dwayne and maniak, ressurected by Japan, killed by maniak again)
- SilentWitness (annexed by Great Shakesy)
Religious map
Tech map (the greener you are, the more tech you've embraced and the bigger advantages you have over your neighbours):
The state of the HRE. It has passed 3 reforms:
The dynastic map:
I think we need a grand coalition to deal with a certain someone.
I’m in.
@Simbo and I seem content to just sit there and not to anything.
Those losses in that Indonesian war really seemed to have hurt your standing.
You've got 77 years to turn it around.
I can only get so erect
Pretty concerned the Portuguese have surpassed us. Salt Bailey living off our protective barrier. As long as we don't provoke that Altodemon though
About time we had some crusadesPretty concerned the Portuguese have surpassed us. Salt Bailey living off our protective barrier. As long as we don't provoke that Altodemon though
On the back of this I just did the CKIII tutorial - head is spinning now.
The pain train decided to pay another visit to @Dr. Dwayne. At this rate of attrition, Russia is going to resemble Mini-me more than Dr. Evil soon.
@hobbers decided to stand bravely by his Russian ally and took the fight to the Turks. Noble yes? Foolish? Most definitely.
The Bohemians won a victory and skirted towards Constantinople before the Ottomans gathered and their numbers became overwhelming.
While this was all unfolding, @maniak decided to pay Dr. Dwayne a visit too.
Not long after, with 3/4 of Bohemia sieged down, hobbers was forced to tap out. He surrendered more land to the snaking Ottomans.
Without Bohemia to take the beating, Dr. Evil was subjected to the full force of the Ottomans and Scandinavia. He was forced to cede more territory, escorted to his dong-shaped rocket ship and has been forcibly relocated to the Siberian gulags.
Elsewhere, Exquisite @RedSky's Pizzeria decided it needed to expand its business into Ferrera and Genoa, bringing in nimic-Simbo as allies. Ferrera called upon Lithuania.
nimic-Simbo did the majority of the heavy lifting in the war and RedSky gained a lot of lucrative Italian territory.
@hobbers decided to stand bravely by his Russian ally and took the fight to the Turks. Noble yes? Foolish? Most definitely.
The Bohemians won a victory and skirted towards Constantinople before the Ottomans gathered and their numbers became overwhelming.
While this was all unfolding, @maniak decided to pay Dr. Dwayne a visit too.
Not long after, with 3/4 of Bohemia sieged down, hobbers was forced to tap out. He surrendered more land to the snaking Ottomans.
Without Bohemia to take the beating, Dr. Evil was subjected to the full force of the Ottomans and Scandinavia. He was forced to cede more territory, escorted to his dong-shaped rocket ship and has been forcibly relocated to the Siberian gulags.
Elsewhere, Exquisite @RedSky's Pizzeria decided it needed to expand its business into Ferrera and Genoa, bringing in nimic-Simbo as allies. Ferrera called upon Lithuania.
nimic-Simbo did the majority of the heavy lifting in the war and RedSky gained a lot of lucrative Italian territory.
Excellent work chaps. I'll PM you an ERP discount code.
@Dr. Dwayne's dong-shaped rocket ship descends through the Earth's atmosphere, its engines firing, producing a powerful thrust to slow down its speed. With the final descent, the dong-shaped ship's landing legs extend, preparing to absorb the impact of touchdown. The thrusters continue to fire, carefully adjusting the ship's position to maintain stability. Slowly, the rocket ship descends closer to the ground, the dust and debris kicked up by its powerful engines. Thud. Mini-me has safely landed. He peers through the window, gazing at the Siberian wilderness before him.
*tap, tap, tap*
Startled, Dwayne retreats from the window.
*tap, tap tap* it continues
Dwayne edges towards the exit hatch and tentatively pushes the big red button.
*poof* the hatch swings open.
"for fecks sake"
Four Asian looking men stand before mini-Me, grinning.
They all declared war at the same time.
It was death by a thousand cuts for Russia, who stood no chance vs the
Dr. Dwayne now holds onto a tiny strip of land and has gone bankrupt.
Meanwhile, in Europe..
Lithuania's king died without an heir. It immediately fell under @Dan's control via a personal union, which triggered a major European conflict. @Crackers objected to the union, so declared war on Dan with his ally @maniak. @RedSky, the other half of the El Dude brothers, also accepted Crackers call to arms.
Dan responded by calling his ally @PSV to help, while @altodevil who wasn't allied with anybody, decided to join the Polish side for shits and giggles.
The battles were particularly bloody, with Crackers taking the brunt of the offensive.
The war ended catastrophically for Crackers and maniak. Crackers conceded a lot of land to PSV and altodevil, while maniak was forced to relinquish some of his colonial possessions. RedSky lost nothing.
Lithuania remains in personal union with Dan. Will we get to see the Commonwealth finally?
Just entering wars for sun now,lmao.
Nobody wants to harm my pizza business. Thanks guys.
@Crackers damn son you just got wrecked. 
fecking hell! From forming Russia to nothingness.
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SHAKESY
THE GOOD
@maniak has annexed Karelia. He can finally claim to be the victor of the Dr. Dwayne/Solius/maniak Scandinavian conflicts...
THE BAD
.. unfortunately for maniak, his happiness was short lived. 6 years later @nimic - @Simbo agitated maniak's largest and most powerful colony, new Scandinavia, into open rebellion.
The colony provided over 50% of maniak's land forces. Combining this with nimic-Simbo's Pacifico Norte colony and Spain's overwhelming naval advantage, maniak stood no chance transporting his armies to north America, let alone in recapturing the colony. New Scandinavia was released as independent republic called Florida, who promptly allied nimic-Simbo.
maniak now only holds onto a handful of colonial provinces in north America - Vinland and Scandinavian Louisiana. His colonial dreams are over.
THE SHAKESY
Shortly after the disastrous Polish-Austrian war, Westphalia declared war on @Crackers and his ally @RedSky. The timing couldn’t have been worse for the Austrians. Coming off the back of the last war, Austria had an army size of 15k and 3k in reserve manpower. RedSky had an army of 70k with 6k reserves. Westphalia had a standing army of 389k and 37k in reserves. Westphalia didn't even need to call in PSV to fight this one.
Crackers then hired a mercenary army from Wurzburg to bolster his weakened forces and happened to lose it in the opening engagement.
RedSky won a couple of battles, but with the war turning against the Austro-Milanese, @Organic Potatoes decided he would intervene - on the Westphalian’s side.
The El Dude brothes peaced out with Crackers losing more land.
If Crackers was a football team, his recent form would be LLLLL
THE GOOD
@maniak has annexed Karelia. He can finally claim to be the victor of the Dr. Dwayne/Solius/maniak Scandinavian conflicts...
THE BAD
.. unfortunately for maniak, his happiness was short lived. 6 years later @nimic - @Simbo agitated maniak's largest and most powerful colony, new Scandinavia, into open rebellion.
The colony provided over 50% of maniak's land forces. Combining this with nimic-Simbo's Pacifico Norte colony and Spain's overwhelming naval advantage, maniak stood no chance transporting his armies to north America, let alone in recapturing the colony. New Scandinavia was released as independent republic called Florida, who promptly allied nimic-Simbo.
maniak now only holds onto a handful of colonial provinces in north America - Vinland and Scandinavian Louisiana. His colonial dreams are over.
THE SHAKESY
Shortly after the disastrous Polish-Austrian war, Westphalia declared war on @Crackers and his ally @RedSky. The timing couldn’t have been worse for the Austrians. Coming off the back of the last war, Austria had an army size of 15k and 3k in reserve manpower. RedSky had an army of 70k with 6k reserves. Westphalia had a standing army of 389k and 37k in reserves. Westphalia didn't even need to call in PSV to fight this one.
Crackers then hired a mercenary army from Wurzburg to bolster his weakened forces and happened to lose it in the opening engagement.
RedSky won a couple of battles, but with the war turning against the Austro-Milanese, @Organic Potatoes decided he would intervene - on the Westphalian’s side.
The El Dude brothes peaced out with Crackers losing more land.
If Crackers was a football team, his recent form would be LLLLL
My ERP is untouched though, right?
We're playing the role of Solius I see, just messing shit up because we can.
France faces significant economic and social problems, with widespread poverty, food shortages, and political unrest. The people of Paris, frustrated with the oppressive rule of King @PSV, direct their anger towards the Bastille, the symbol of royal authority and despotism.
A large crowd gathers outside the Bastille and demand the release of political prisoners and the seizure of weapons stored inside the fortress. The governor of the Bastille, Marquis de Launay, refuses to surrender. Negotiations between the crowd and the governor continue for several hours, but tensions grow increasingly tense.
As the negotiations stall, the crowd become more agitated and eventually decide to forcefully enter the fortress. They began to attack the Bastille, using improvised weapons such as pickaxes and crowbars. The defenders of the Bastille, consisting of a small garrison of soldiers, initially repell the attackers and open fire on the crowd, causing casualties. The revolutionaries persist, manage to breach the outer defenses and storm the fortress.
The Bastille has fallen.
The revolution is here.
Long live Consul PSV.
Revolutionary fervour sweeps France and Consul PSV fights to extinguish the Royalist uprisings.
Meanwhile, in the Americas, there is growing discontent amongst the colonists and whispers of insurrection. I don't think we can blame nimic-Simbo for this one..
In north America, ex-maniak colony Florida has now formed the United States of America..
.. while @nimic - @Simbo and PSV plot to destroy Great @Shakesy's colonial empire, by pledging to support Newfoundland independence. Newfoundland is Great Shakesy's 3rd strongest of his 5 colonies.
Back in northern Europe, shortly after his colonial defeat, @maniak declared war on the released Novgorod and seized more land.
And finally, the clash of two empires.
You might recall @Salt Bailly many years ago tried to try stall @altodevil's advance into India by allying Gujarat. It was semi-successful in diverting the Ottomans around the Indian kingdom.
Well, altodevil decided to finally call Salt Bailly's bluff and declare war on Gujarat. Salt Bailly honoured their call to arms.
It would be a difficult war for the Portuguese to fight. The war goal in Gujarat was too far away to defend, allowing the Ottomans to accrue a ticking warscore. In south Africa, they were set upon by the various Ottoman allies and quickly overwhelmed and had to divert precious resources there to stop a collapse on the southern front. Eventually they managed to stabilise south Africa and the borders stabilised.
The Portuguese advance into north Africa from Morrocco was brutally repulsed multiple times.
Eventually, the Ottomans broke through in north Africa and with Gujarat sieged down, the allies sued for peace.
It was a particularly bloody attritional war for the Ottomans. While a loss for the Portuguese, I think it could have been much worse if altodevil decided to moveh is horde from India to north Africa.
In other news:
A large crowd gathers outside the Bastille and demand the release of political prisoners and the seizure of weapons stored inside the fortress. The governor of the Bastille, Marquis de Launay, refuses to surrender. Negotiations between the crowd and the governor continue for several hours, but tensions grow increasingly tense.
As the negotiations stall, the crowd become more agitated and eventually decide to forcefully enter the fortress. They began to attack the Bastille, using improvised weapons such as pickaxes and crowbars. The defenders of the Bastille, consisting of a small garrison of soldiers, initially repell the attackers and open fire on the crowd, causing casualties. The revolutionaries persist, manage to breach the outer defenses and storm the fortress.
The Bastille has fallen.
The revolution is here.
Long live Consul PSV.
Revolutionary fervour sweeps France and Consul PSV fights to extinguish the Royalist uprisings.
Meanwhile, in the Americas, there is growing discontent amongst the colonists and whispers of insurrection. I don't think we can blame nimic-Simbo for this one..
In north America, ex-maniak colony Florida has now formed the United States of America..
.. while @nimic - @Simbo and PSV plot to destroy Great @Shakesy's colonial empire, by pledging to support Newfoundland independence. Newfoundland is Great Shakesy's 3rd strongest of his 5 colonies.
Back in northern Europe, shortly after his colonial defeat, @maniak declared war on the released Novgorod and seized more land.
And finally, the clash of two empires.
You might recall @Salt Bailly many years ago tried to try stall @altodevil's advance into India by allying Gujarat. It was semi-successful in diverting the Ottomans around the Indian kingdom.
Well, altodevil decided to finally call Salt Bailly's bluff and declare war on Gujarat. Salt Bailly honoured their call to arms.
It would be a difficult war for the Portuguese to fight. The war goal in Gujarat was too far away to defend, allowing the Ottomans to accrue a ticking warscore. In south Africa, they were set upon by the various Ottoman allies and quickly overwhelmed and had to divert precious resources there to stop a collapse on the southern front. Eventually they managed to stabilise south Africa and the borders stabilised.
The Portuguese advance into north Africa from Morrocco was brutally repulsed multiple times.
Eventually, the Ottomans broke through in north Africa and with Gujarat sieged down, the allies sued for peace.
It was a particularly bloody attritional war for the Ottomans. While a loss for the Portuguese, I think it could have been much worse if altodevil decided to moveh is horde from India to north Africa.
In other news:
- Utrecht formed the Netherlands
- nimic-Simbo allied Westphalia
- maniak allied Crackers
- Salt Bailly is guaranteeing The Cat independence
- Great Shakesy and Salt Bailly are carving up Africa
Much shorter update this time. Apologies, while the great Salt Bailly-altodevil war was firing off, this all happened and I couldn't keep a close eye on everything.
Revolutionary @PSV declared war on the United States.
The war initially went terribly for the French and the United States swarmed Floride. It was only after a few months that the tide turned, when PSV shipped the Grand Armee to north America and sent Mr. Washington packing.
The war ended with the French making significant gains in north America.
Interestingly, the United States have their own Guantanamo Bay. In Denmark.
In central Europe, Westphalia rolled up its sleeves and Crackers shat himself.
But he wasn't the target of this German upstart (this could have been you @GreatDane *weeps*!). It was clobber @hobbers time. Westphalia called in its Venetian allies, Organic Potatoes.
No prizes for guessing who won this one.
And back in Siberia, it was the same old bad luck Brian story for @Dr. Dwayne
Russia was dissected again.
After the two defeats, Mini-me packed his things, waved farewell to his Kazan, Japanese, and Shun friends and departed in his dong-shaped rocket ship for his new home - which now comprised of two small provinces - Velsk and Yaroslavl.
Dr. Dwayne landed in Yaroslavl to a welcoming party, organised by @maniak
Revolutionary @PSV declared war on the United States.
The war initially went terribly for the French and the United States swarmed Floride. It was only after a few months that the tide turned, when PSV shipped the Grand Armee to north America and sent Mr. Washington packing.
The war ended with the French making significant gains in north America.
Interestingly, the United States have their own Guantanamo Bay. In Denmark.
In central Europe, Westphalia rolled up its sleeves and Crackers shat himself.
But he wasn't the target of this German upstart (this could have been you @GreatDane *weeps*!). It was clobber @hobbers time. Westphalia called in its Venetian allies, Organic Potatoes.
No prizes for guessing who won this one.
And back in Siberia, it was the same old bad luck Brian story for @Dr. Dwayne
Russia was dissected again.
After the two defeats, Mini-me packed his things, waved farewell to his Kazan, Japanese, and Shun friends and departed in his dong-shaped rocket ship for his new home - which now comprised of two small provinces - Velsk and Yaroslavl.
Dr. Dwayne landed in Yaroslavl to a welcoming party, organised by @maniak
Dr. Dead.
Guess it's a Spanish thing!
Is it just me or are the states much more aggressive in this game? Is that a setting or totally random?
It's partly just you, and partly a result of Phil outright replacing actual countries (with mission trees and national ideas to push them in certain directions). I think it's also because I had many one-thing updates, while Phil actually goes to the effort to put several of them in one post. So you might have missed many of my war-updates, while if you catch his you catch them all.
Also he's got the real nation of the Ottomans (@altodevil), who are stupidly strong in the game. Just outrageously strong. But this series has always had a "final boss" country, often changing based on patches. Usually it's the Ottomans or France. I remember France as the Big Blue Blob in my EU2 and EU3 days. Actually, the Ottomans being this strong makes for more interesting gameplay too. If you're decent at the game you'll probably come to dominate most countries after a while, but then you'll still have the Ottomans who could get in your way and make it less predictable.
Finally some good news.
But remember each day: Alto must be destroyed.
But remember each day: Alto must be destroyed.
Hey, I did read it all you know!
But thanks for explaining, makes sense. I think this is the sort of game I would have loved back in the 90s/early 00s but would be far too impatient for now.
(Mostly because I have very little time for gaming, so usually play action-focused games.)War in central Europe!
@hobbers king has died of a heart attack shortly after his loss to Westphalia. Without a heir, he fell under junior partnership of @maniak, who seems to be strategically marrying everybody in the hopes of them popping their clogs and him gaining easy inheritance. @RedSky lodged a formal complaint, which maniak ignored, so RedSky declared war on them both. maniak then called in @Crackers to assist them. Interestingly, RedSky either didn't call on his ally @nimic - @Simbo or they outright refused. In any case, RedSky was to fight this one alone.
And spoiler
RedSky won many, many victories over the allies. I think half of my screenshot folder is just of him kicking ass. He was relentless. The Milanese Napoleon.
After 3 bloody years, RedSky forced Crackers into peacing out. It was now RedSky vs hobbers and maniak. Could he do the unthinkable?!
The victories kept rolling in for Milan.
After 4 years of fighting, both sides were exhausted and war weary. maniak sent one last grand army into Italy to try beat RedSky and despite having overwhelming numbers, he was routed near Venice.
Scandinavian morale collapsed after the defeat. They immediately asked for peace. The two sides came to terms. Despite RedSky's many victories, he wasn't able to retake Bohemia. The war ended in a white peace. hobbers would remain maniak's junior partner, but to RedSky it must feel like a victory, having punched so far above his weight, alone.
We salute you, RedSky.
Meanwhile in north America, @Salt Bailly joined on the Great @Shakesy hate train and is supporting Newfoundland independence. We now have Salt Bailly, nimic-Simbo and PSV all shaking their fists angrily at the Great Shakesy.
And finally, back in Russia, if we've learnt anything about plucky Mini-me, it's that he doesn't give up easily.
maniak concluded his war with @Dr. Dwayne by leaving him one province, surrounded on all sides by altodevil.
@hobbers king has died of a heart attack shortly after his loss to Westphalia. Without a heir, he fell under junior partnership of @maniak, who seems to be strategically marrying everybody in the hopes of them popping their clogs and him gaining easy inheritance. @RedSky lodged a formal complaint, which maniak ignored, so RedSky declared war on them both. maniak then called in @Crackers to assist them. Interestingly, RedSky either didn't call on his ally @nimic - @Simbo or they outright refused. In any case, RedSky was to fight this one alone.
And spoiler
he fought fecking amazingly
RedSky won many, many victories over the allies. I think half of my screenshot folder is just of him kicking ass. He was relentless. The Milanese Napoleon.
After 3 bloody years, RedSky forced Crackers into peacing out. It was now RedSky vs hobbers and maniak. Could he do the unthinkable?!
The victories kept rolling in for Milan.
After 4 years of fighting, both sides were exhausted and war weary. maniak sent one last grand army into Italy to try beat RedSky and despite having overwhelming numbers, he was routed near Venice.
Scandinavian morale collapsed after the defeat. They immediately asked for peace. The two sides came to terms. Despite RedSky's many victories, he wasn't able to retake Bohemia. The war ended in a white peace. hobbers would remain maniak's junior partner, but to RedSky it must feel like a victory, having punched so far above his weight, alone.
We salute you, RedSky.
Meanwhile in north America, @Salt Bailly joined on the Great @Shakesy hate train and is supporting Newfoundland independence. We now have Salt Bailly, nimic-Simbo and PSV all shaking their fists angrily at the Great Shakesy.
And finally, back in Russia, if we've learnt anything about plucky Mini-me, it's that he doesn't give up easily.
maniak concluded his war with @Dr. Dwayne by leaving him one province, surrounded on all sides by altodevil.
Get fecked punks, thats the power of pizza enhanced warfare.
I can't wait until you get calzowned
Mini update before the 350 year post.
@maniak cleaned up Novgorod.
@Salt Bailly attacked Morocco, which pulled in its ally @The Cat, who must have feared the worst.
Portugal ended up annexing Morocco and took a bite out of The Cat, who still remains landlocked between the two superpowers.
@PSV spread the revolution into the Netherlands, seizing territory in the lowlands.
The revolution now looks like this (purple = origin, green = fully embraced):
And finally, we must say goodbye to our Russian punchbag, @Dr. Dwayne who was gobbled up by the Turk.
With no kingdom left for him on planet earth, our former Russian emperor accepted defeat. Clambering the steps on his dong-shaped spaceship, he stopped to take one last look over his shoulder at his former empire, before he passed through the hatch and set off for outerspace. The Tsar would sailing around the stars, never to return.
In other news:
@maniak cleaned up Novgorod.
@Salt Bailly attacked Morocco, which pulled in its ally @The Cat, who must have feared the worst.
Portugal ended up annexing Morocco and took a bite out of The Cat, who still remains landlocked between the two superpowers.
@PSV spread the revolution into the Netherlands, seizing territory in the lowlands.
The revolution now looks like this (purple = origin, green = fully embraced):
And finally, we must say goodbye to our Russian punchbag, @Dr. Dwayne who was gobbled up by the Turk.
With no kingdom left for him on planet earth, our former Russian emperor accepted defeat. Clambering the steps on his dong-shaped spaceship, he stopped to take one last look over his shoulder at his former empire, before he passed through the hatch and set off for outerspace. The Tsar would sailing around the stars, never to return.
In other news:
- Dan allied Great Shakesy
- The United States was carved by PSV, Salt Bailly and Great Shakesy. It is now a vassal of PSV
- maniak retook Guantanamo Bay
- Impressed by RedSkys victories, Great Shakesy allied him
Who wants colonies anyway...
1794 - 350 year update
1794 - 350 year update
Development (value of provinces):
Land army size:
Navy size:
Total income:
Mana generated (i.e, how lucky you've been with your monarch spawn stats or events and how much you've spent improving your country):
Ideas chosen (provide important buffs, generated by mana):
56: Redky, Organic Potatoes, Crackers, altodevil, hobbers, PSV, nimic-Simbo, Great Shakesy
55: The Cat, Salt Bailly
53: maniak
Army casualties (in combat + attrition
Navy casualties:
Dead players:
Religious map
Tech map (the greener you are, the more tech you've embraced and the bigger advantages you have over your neighbours):
The state of the HRE. It has passed 3 reforms:
The dynastic map:
Development (value of provinces):
- altodevil: 7637 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesy: 3958 (+1)
- PSV: 3685 (+2)
- Salt Bailly: 3309 (-2)
- nimic-Simbo: 3227 (-1)
- Dan: 1406 (+1)
- maniak: 1329 (-1)
- RedSky: 1081 (+1)
- Crackers: 609 (-1)
- hobbers: 547 (unchanged)
Land army size:
- altodevil: 1,202,000 (unchanged)
- PSV: 910,000 (+1)
- Great Shakesy: 842,000 (+1)
- nimic-Simbo: 775,000 (-2)
- Salt Bailly: 639,000 (unchanged)
- Dan: 354,000 (+1)
- maniak: 234,000 (-1)
- RedSky: 206,000 (+1)
- Crackers: 115,000 (-1)
- hobbers: 81,000 (unchanged)
Navy size:
- Great Shakesey: 1068 (unchanged)
- altodevil: 849 (unchanged)
- PSV: 435 (+2)
- nimic-Simbo: 362 (unchanged)
- Salt Bailly: 304 (-2)
- maniak: 121 (unchanged)
- Dan: 80 (+1)
- RedSky: 76 (new entry)
- Organic Potatoes: 73 (-2)
- hobbers: 62 (-1)
Total income:
- altodevil: 2087 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesey: 1562 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 990 (+1)
- PSV: 962 (+1)
- Salt Bailly: 884 (-2)
- Dan: 471 (+1)
- maniak: 349 (-1)
- RedSky: 305 (+1)
- Crackers: 180 (-1)
- Organic Potatoes: 151 (new entry)
Mana generated (i.e, how lucky you've been with your monarch spawn stats or events and how much you've spent improving your country):
- altodevil: 137935 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesey: 129635 (unchanged)
- PSV: 126923 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 119052 (unchanged)
- Salt Bailly: 115808 (unchanged)
- Dan: 113606 (+1)
- Organic Potatoes: 112268 (-1)
- RedSky: 111719 (+2)
- maniak: 111673 (-1)
- hobbers: 109138 (new entry)
Ideas chosen (provide important buffs, generated by mana):
56: Redky, Organic Potatoes, Crackers, altodevil, hobbers, PSV, nimic-Simbo, Great Shakesy
55: The Cat, Salt Bailly
53: maniak
Army casualties (in combat + attrition
- altodevil: 17 490 133 (unchanged)
- PSV: 4 937 726 (unchanged)
- nimic-Simbo: 3 781 480 (unchanged)
- Great Shakesey: 3 317 537 (+1)
- Salt Bailly: 3 001 059 (-1)
- maniak: 2 501 352 (+2)
- RedSky: 2 109 269 (new entry)
- Dan: 1 982 475 (-1)
- Crackers: 1 975 154 (unchanged)
- hobbers: 1 557 366 (unchanged)
Navy casualties:
- Great Shakesy: 462 (+2)
- nimic-Simbo: 448 (-1)
- Salt Bailly: 357 (+1)
- altodevil: 342 (+1)
- PSV: 335 (-3)
- maniak: 239 (unchanged)
- Dan: 139 (unchanged)
- Oganic Potatoes: 106 (+1)
- Crackers: 57 (new entry)
- The Cat: 52 (unchangedy)
Dead players:
- Eboue (absorbed by PSV via personal union)
- MadDogg (killed by altodevil)
- Cheimoon (annexed by altodevil, made Chief Eunuch)
- GreatDane (died in League war)
- P-Nut (killed by altodevil)
- WI_Red (absorbed by PSV via personal union)
- Solius x2 (gangbanged by Dr. Dwayne and maniak, ressurected by Japan, killed by maniak again)
- SilentWitness (annexed by Great Shakesy)
- Dr. Dwayne (annexed by altodevil, gangbanged by maniak, Shun, Kazan, Japan and Jianzhou)
Religious map
Tech map (the greener you are, the more tech you've embraced and the bigger advantages you have over your neighbours):
The state of the HRE. It has passed 3 reforms:
The dynastic map:
The red army marches on