I hear now we've moved from very, very close to very, very, very, extremely, almost unbelievably close. Microscopic levels of closeness.
My insider source at United says Ugarte is pushing harder than Sisyphus on this "rock". Apparently the last few nights he's had dreams of making clean tackles at Old Trafford, glancing over at Casemiro on the bench, and giving him a smile and a wink. Says often in the dreams Rashford follows up the wink by drilling an outside the box shot in the top corner of the net, which Ugarte has a strong feeling will happen with great frequency once he joins the team.
I'll give you a bold prediction on when this saga will be resolved: sometime in the next 1-4 days. You have my word on that. Will give you all an exclusive story when it does.