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2024-25 Performances


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4.9 Season Average Rating
Appearances
24
Goals
4
Assists
2
Yellow cards
1
Felt like he was sleeping. Was through but decided to slowly jog and also managed to overlook Garna on the left?. Didn’t bring his body in between when receiving the ball on multiple occasions.

Can we respect Martial more now?
Martial was shit, lazy and made out of ryvita crackers. Why would anyone respect that?

Zirkzee is a dud though, said the same thing Wednesday and stand by it. Can only hope the interest from Italy is concrete and we can recoup majority of the fee.
 
Fresh off the bench and beaten in a sprint by the Chelsea centre back says it all. To have such a lack of pace, to succeed, a forward player would need to have a very high technical ability (eg berbatov). Not seeing it at all. The worst signing by Ineos so far.
 
Zirkzee is not a number 9, he plays in behind the striker, whoever told him he is was sorely mistaken.
 
Martial was shit, lazy and made out of ryvita crackers. Why would anyone respect that?

Zirkzee is a dud though, said the same thing Wednesday and stand by it. Can only hope the interest from Italy is concrete and we can recoup majority of the fee.

My guess is that our reputation as a mess probably means we could get 30+ for him from Italy and basically sell him without a loss after a year of amortization.
 
So annoying that Hojlund didn’t get a sniff all game, then goes off for Zirkzee who 30 seconds later is lumbering through on goal at a snails pace.
 
My guess is that our reputation as a mess probably means we could get 30+ for him from Italy and basically sell him without a loss after a year of amortization.
Do the right thing Juventus, he will look a star in black and white stripes.
 
Turns out those stats guys know what they're talking about sometimes when they say he was a player whose analytical profile showed absolutely nothing before he was signed. Decent link up guy who is physically not suited to premier league football. Needs a slower and more relaxed league where his little touches and composure can make their mark. Not going to last here.
 
Do the right thing Juventus, he will look a star in black and white stripes.

Douglas Luiz seems to be having a nightmare there. A swap might genuinely make sense for both sides in the summer if both guys are still floundering.

Luiz is a fairly logical type (prem-proven, 26) to rotate with and eventually give way to Mainoo as our #8 type, then sign an Ugarte challenger/rotator unless one is getting promoted (in which case maybe Casemiro hangs on for one final year, that's dependent on a Saudi/other offer and him wanting to go anyways).
 
It was a bizarre signing. 13 goals over two seasons, where one of them he scored just the 2. Looks like the system Motta played was what got the best out of him. I reckon he would struggle this season for Bologna
 
The boy is young and has a lot of natural qualities, pace is obviously not one of them. He’s early 20’s? Maybe the reason he looks so rubbish is due to the overall quality of the team? I’m sure used correctly and with effective tactic and build up he can improve. I’m not writing him off he’s young, let’s get behind the lad
 
Doesn’t have any urgency or intensity in his game. Without that, he will not succeed here. Unfortunately, it seems like it’s one of those things you either have or you don’t.
 
Even if he comes good, I don't think he'll ever be much of a goalscorer, which just makes it even more puzzling why we signed him when this team is so painfully desperate for a clinical striker.
 
Please sell as quickly as possible

Possibly a worst purchase than Antony
 
I've seen sloths move faster than this guy.
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Turns out those stats guys know what they're talking about sometimes when they say he was a player whose analytical profile showed absolutely nothing before he was signed. Decent link up guy who is physically not suited to premier league football. Needs a slower and more relaxed league where his little touches and composure can make their mark. Not going to last here.
What was his signing based on then ? I ask this because I imagined analytics would have been THE reason for the purchase of a player like that who has so many clear deficiencies :lol:
 
It will be interesting to see what Ruben makes of him.
 
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He won’t make it here. Sell him in January whilst he has any semblance of value remaining.

Give the minutes he would get to Chido or Wheatley.
 
What was his signing based on then ? I ask this because I imagined analytics would have been THE reason for the purchase of a player like that who has so many clear deficiencies :lol:
Maybe because he was voted best young player in Serie A last season.
 
Maybe because he was voted best young player in Serie A last season.

In a team that was unique to the Italian league. He's fully a system player by the looks of things. Even his first season in Italy he was shite.

When he started scoring goals, the general consensus was wondering if it's just a purple patch.
 
Too early for me to comment, let's see how he fits in with the new manager
 
In a team that was unique to the Italian league. He's fully a system player by the looks of things. Even his first season in Italy he was shite.

When he started scoring goals, the general consensus was wondering if it's just a purple patch.
Same with any young player.
If we wanted proven goals then we should have gone for David as I stated on numerous occasions but Zirkzee seemed to be the preferred option and that was on here as well.
Where are the posters that were slagging off Koeman for not picking him in the Euros?
 
Deceptively weak for a big guy. Deceptively shit at controlling a football for a dutch striker.
 
He's not good enough. Been obvious from his second game.