Not sure our scouting has much to do with it. He is Dutch after all
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- Appearances
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- Assists
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- Yellow cards
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Not sure our scouting has much to do with it. He is Dutch after all
Hojlund got us a pen
Who scouted him? Sack him first.
Felt like he was sleeping. Was through but decided to slowly jog and also managed to overlook Garna on the left?. Didn’t bring his body in between when receiving the ball on multiple occasions.
Can we respect Martial more now?
Can we respect Martial more now?
He was third choice striker behind depay snd weghorst at the euros. Says a lot
It’s all a bit too quick for him. Weghorst energy
Him running through on goal was genuinely hilarious. Imagine being a professional footballer and being that slow... Hell even Lindelof was probably embarrassed for him.
He's good...for a lower midtable club.
I noticed and called this out basically his first couple of games for us, but there were circumstances of him perhaps being undercooked at that point. Now he just looks incredibly unfit and that’s a huge red flag at this stage of the season. Not to mention, he is slower than anyone on the pitch almost every game. It’s astonishing that he is the profile we went for to support Hojlund. Just another example of why I am absolutely glad Eth has been asked to feck off. His tactics and his ability to judge players fit for the league had been thoroughly abysmal and made us somehow worse.
Which we currently are this season, and he isn’t. So you’re a liar
In Turkmenistan.
He doesn't have half of his energy. Better technically mind but far from good enough. Zero athleticism.
Looks half asleep.
Don't need to see anything else from him, sell him in January. Just awful.
Well someone is Mr Glass Half Full
No the keeper got us a pen by grabbing Hojlunds ankle after Hojlund completely messed up
I dont think ETH was the one who signed him unfortunately.
RvN of the bench would have been a better option
Played about 10 minutes but this thread is full of the usual suspects piling onto Zirkzee while Garnacho was rubbish for 90 minutes 
I'm a bit worried. I didn't pay much attention to all the criticisms he's received in the thread as it's a new league for him but any striker being put through on goal should be able to at least run and get a shot away. He almost looked bamboozled. I hope it was just the chance coming too early for him as he had just come on.
Which good position did he get into? Hojlund won us the penalty today. Zirkzee got outrun when he was through on goal with a headstart.
Devoid of confidence, devoid of pace. Rasmus would have gobbled up that flick from Bruno.
Hard to think he’s a #9
Hard to think he’s a #9
Maybe have a look at the Garnacho thread and how every post is calling him out as being atrocious today, before coming to post that.Played about 10 minutes but this thread is full of the usual suspects piling onto Zirkzee while Garnacho was rubbish for 90 minutes
Played about 10 minutes but this thread is full of the usual suspects piling onto Zirkzee while Garnacho was rubbish for 90 minutes
I'd suggest you make your way into the Garnacho thread and have a read.
He runs with all the elegance of a baby giraffe. I can't remember the last striker we had who looks so clumsy when sprinting at the opposition's defence.
I rather have Wheatley or some other youngster get subbed in instead of him. He is such a downgrade even on Hojlund, who is not very good in the first place. Brings the level of the whole team down.
But hey, Capello said he is the next Zlatan...
But hey, Capello said he is the next Zlatan...
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Okay i admit, the Garnacho one is catching up. I just found it weird that Garnacho was useless for 90 minutes and ruined two very good chances yet some posters first had to go to the Zirkzee topic and call him shit eventhough he had a better game (extremely low bar) than Garnacho.
Garnacho thread is the same ?Played about 10 minutes but this thread is full of the usual suspects piling onto Zirkzee while Garnacho was rubbish for 90 minutes
He maybe a #9, but he is not a #9 for a PL level club, let alone for Manchester United. Appalling scouting again. God knows what are they seeing in most of our purchases in the forward positions as they have mostly been atrocious.
Yeah I very rarely turn on a player this early but I don’t see it. Should try and get a decent amount of our money back imo.
Hoijlund only won it because Sanchez decided to be stupid.
In his first appearance I thought he looked immediately off pace. Not running forward in to space when he should be and just dawdling around. Gave it a pass but it’s pretty clear he’s lost and it’s very rare a player like this improves, especially in a team like this.
Looks like a make-a-wish winner. Hopefully it's just first season syndrome.
Feel bad for him. Don't United have scouts who can check his running speed or something? He looked really good and technical in Italy, but the tempo in England is just 4 gears above him.
I always feel reluctant to write players off in their first season, particularly coming into this United environment where the team is playing poorly with no tangible tactical system.
Yet I really can’t see it with Zirkzee. He’s painfully slow, always two steps behind the play and there’s a complete lack of intensity to his play which will always hinder him in the Premier League. He’s like a taller, striker version of Sancho. Can’t see it working out for him here.
Yet I really can’t see it with Zirkzee. He’s painfully slow, always two steps behind the play and there’s a complete lack of intensity to his play which will always hinder him in the Premier League. He’s like a taller, striker version of Sancho. Can’t see it working out for him here.
Imagine a kick about between Zirksee, Bebe and Dong Fangzhou?? Shuddering thought.
another terrible signing.
by INEOS
He makes Lukaku look like prime maradona
by INEOS
He makes Lukaku look like prime maradona
Don't forget Bellion and Obertan....
He makes Weghorst look like Christian Vieri in comparison.
I've seen sloths move faster than this guy.