From Maoist bicycles to a chilling reminder of the Winter of Discontent, a mischievously witty guide to...the hidden meaning of Comrade Corbyn's Christmas card
- Jeremy Corbyn continues tradition of party leaders' Christmas card
- Features a group of bicycles in front of red telephone box covered in snow
- But the card could also reveal insight into Corbyn's character
- See more news on the Labour Party leader at www.dailymail.co.uk/labour
By
LEO MCKINSTRY FOR THE DAILY MAIL
PUBLISHED: 01:53, 16 December 2015 | UPDATED: 08:56, 16 December 2015
The appearance of the party leaders’ Christmas cards has become a ritual of the season. Like the utterances that used to emerge from the Kremlin, each is scrutinised for hidden political messages.
This year, particular attention has focused on the image chosen by
Jeremy Corbyn, featuring a group of forlorn bicycles in front of a red telephone kiosk amid deep snow.
No wonder — because the card offers a rather revealing insight into Corbyn’s character and his socialist vision, as LEO McKINSTRY explains...
Jeremy Corbyn's party leaders' Christmas card which could be full of secret political messages
ON YER BIKE!
Corbyn cycles his way around the capital, and the bikes that are the card’s central feature could be seen as a reflection of his much-trumpeted green credentials.
But they may also be a jibe at the famous ‘on your bike’ call made in 1981 by then-Tory Minister Norman Tebbit, when he urged the unemployed to ‘look for work’, instead of rioting. It was a comment that made Tebbit a pantomime villain for Corbynistas.
MAOIST BRITAIN
In the China of Communist dictator Chairman Mao, bicycles were a symbol of the egalitarian socialist system and the country became known as ‘the kingdom of bicycles’.
Perhaps Corbyn is suggesting that he wants to replicate the Chinese leader’s bicycle kingdom in Britain — after all, Mao is a hero among Corbyn’s inner circle, judging by the extraordinary decision by Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell to quote at length from Mao’s Little Red Book in the Commons in response to George Osborne’s Budget.
IT’S A GENDER NEUTRAL MODEL
While Corbyn’s own bike is a man’s Raleigh 300, the one prominent in the picture appears to be a unisex bicycle with a lowered central bar — all very appropriate for the modern, right-on political Left, which regards gender as nothing more than a ‘social construct’ and harps on about sexist oppression.
Yet Corbyn himself has failed to live up to this gender sensitivity. Almost every top job on his front bench has gone to men, while his supporters have become notorious for their macho bullying.
The bike in the Christmas card could be a reflection of Corbyn's (pictured) green leanings
ANTI-CAPITALIST FESTIVE MESSAGE
Tellingly, the central message of ‘Merry Christmas’ is entirely in lower case, without any capitals — an anti-capitalist statement if ever there was one. Similarly, the last part of the letter ‘m’ links up with the ‘h’ in the word ‘christmas’.
It is the same font as that used by the Corbynista pressure group Momentum, which — like the Marxist Militant Tendency in the Eighties — is said to be plotting a far-Left takeover of the party.
EVEN THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IS RED!
The traffic light is stuck on red — perhaps a symbol of how Britain would come to a standstill under a Corbyn government.
It is an unmistakable illustration of his war on motorists, too. It was Corbyn’s ally Ken Livingstone who made motorists’ lives a misery with the introduction of the congestion charge in London when he was the capital’s mayor. Red Ken was also accused of arranging for traffic lights to be kept on red for longer in order to deter drivers.
As an MP, Corbyn has boasted that he has never driven and, during the leadership contest, refused to get into a car because it was environmentally unfriendly — though he has now accepted an official vehicle in his role as Leader of the Opposition.
Coincidentally, the first traffic light was introduced to Britain in 1926, a key date in the Corbynite history of struggle, as it marks this country’s only General Strike.
GOLDEN AGE OF THE PHONE BOX
The red telephone box is a typical piece of nostalgia, harking back to the golden age when the phone network was still under public control and mobiles did not exist.
The entire Labour Party, including Corbyn, was ferociously opposed to Mrs Thatcher’s privatisation of British Telecom in 1984.
CHILLING REMINDER
The stark, wintery monochrome landscape is an echo of the Winter of Discontent of 1978-79, when the unions brought the country to a standstill with endless strikes, rubbish piled up in the streets and coffins were left unburied.
Corbyn was prominent on the picket lines, relishing the moment.
‘It was a time of great advances for working people,’ according to Len McCluskey, the militant leader of Britain’s biggest union, (who last month vowed to defend Corbyn against an attempted ‘coup’ by disgruntled Labour MPs).
FLURRY OF HYSTERIA
Corbyn’s emphasis on snow may well be part of his green propaganda, which holds that white winters will soon disappear because of global warming.
Not that there is, despite all the current hysteria over climate change, much concrete evidence that the Earth’s temperatures have been rising over the past decade.
Mind you, one place where snow-covered Christmases are guaranteed is Russia, another object of Corbynistas’ affections.
Snowy Christmases are all but guaranteed in Russia even with the threat of climate change
BORDER PATROL
The bright-red border around the photo is emblematic of Corbyn’s desire to capture all of Britain in his socialist net. Never mind that he disregards the country’s actual borders because of his ideological enthusiasm for unfettered immigration and multiculturalism.
LABOUR'S MELTDOWN
With its icy imagery, the card could be seen as a symbol of the chilling effect of Tory austerity. In fact, this photo was taken in London on February 2, 2009, when heavy snowfalls, rather than industrial action by Corbyn’s union friends, disrupted the transport network.
This was 12 years into a Labour Government that had presided over the financial crash and subsequent economic meltdown.
That day, it was announced house prices had suffered their worst fall on record, while the former bosses of RBS and HBOS apologised ‘profusely and unreservedly’ for their banks’ failings.
GOING UNDERGROUND
The photo was taken not in Corbyn’s political base of trendy Islington, but outside Queensway Tube station in the heart of Tory-run Westminster.
Originally named Queen’s Road in honour of Queen Victoria when it opened in 1900, it was renamed in 1946.
Though if republican Corbyn ever comes to power, he might try to get rid of the Queen altogether.
The photo for the Christmas card was taken outside Queenswasy Tube Station, pictured
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A PRICKLY CUSTOMER
On the back of the card, against a bright-red backdrop, is a festive version of the Labour Party’s logo, with a sprig of holly replacing the red rose.
That must have thrilled Corbyn, since the red rose was the ultimate emblem of New Labour, introduced by the much-hated Peter Mandelson in advance of the 1987 General Election.
On the other hand, the holly fits Corbyn well. For all his genial reputation, he can be highly prickly when challenged about his beliefs.
NO SIGN OF SANTA CLAUS...
As SIX-times winner of the Parliamentary Beard of the Year, Corbyn might have been expected to show some enthusiasm for Santa Claus. But no.
It seems that Karl Marx is the only white-bearded wonder who inspires Corbyn.
AND OF COURSE, THERE'S NO JESUS
As a long-time advocate of a multi-faith society, Corbyn is clearly reluctant to show any bias towards Christianity — though the same impulse has never inhibited his support of Islamic terror groups such as Hezbollah and Hamas.
In the same vein, there is something unnatural about the use of the term ‘merry’ by Corbyn, a humourless ideologue and vegetarian who declares that he drinks ‘very, very little’.