Let me just stop you for a second. I'd like it if my missus gave me a pass to run through Scarlett Johansson but that is never happening either.
I've no doubt that Sunak and Starmer are cnuts - Sunak is too thick to be anything other than a cnut - but Starmer is a weedy little cnut. And I don't mean the good kind of cnut. I mean an actual cnut.
Apologies to the cnuts who are offended by the word cnut but
@Sweet Square will confirm that it's the most flexible word in the language we use up here. He's a gid cnut, that Sweet Square.