fecks sake
General Election 2024
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
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The last hour has been a bit shite.
IDS trying not to laugh before he heads off back to his Bucks mansion
Tice wins
OH GOD
Tice has won.
Tice has won.
"Wooaaahhh I'm an alien, an illegal alien"
Labour and Greens cost Tories winning against Tice.
FFS YOU CLOWNS
FFS YOU CLOWNS
It'll probably be a reform seat come next election. Don't see Holden being a legacy MP there.
I believe she was one of only a few Labour MPs that gained votes in that election though. It’s clear she’d have won without an alternative Labour candidate. If Labour couldn’t stomach her tweets they could have allowed her to run as a candidate as an Independent and IDS still wouldn’t have won. Labour also could have realised they couldn’t win after consulting with her and realising she’d run regardless, so it goes both ways. However Davey indicated Starmer was ok with losing the seat in the sake of party unity so take that how you want.
Tactical voting in the high profile reform seats was a massive fail. Richard fecking Tice is an MP.
I also hear that they are going to rename/rebrand as the Uncle Tom Party.
The new Tory/Tom anthem will be Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah from Disney's Songs of the South. Uncle Rishi Remus will record a new version from California.
Chances are they wouldn't have voted at all
Doesn't that trigger a recount?
Uncle Vlad's money is continuing to work its magic.
Looks like Penny is putting on a brave face
That's after the recount.
There was a recount
Mordaunt up now - tune in
Mordaunt looks too happy. feck.
Maybe IDS can run for leader again.
cold Coffey 
COFFEY LOST TO THE GREENS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mordaunt loses
Never underestimate the determination of a quiet man.
Massive grin!!!
Can't we keep recounting until this Tory loses? Surely it is the humane thing to do?
Shame there aren't lots more Greens MP's
He'd appeal to the sensible tories who don't want Suella or Kemi. Maybe dummy Shaheen has done us a favour.
780 votes loses it for Mordaunt; Reform had 8,500
feck off Mercer too
PENNY feckING MORDAUNT LOSES LETS FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIINGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Doesn't really matter, he's lost most of his mates
Sinn fein largest party in NI
How is that on Labour. They have the right to choose their candidates
Labour was never going to cave otherwise they would have not deselected her.
Andrea Jenkins gone
Excellent
How do BBC and ITV have vastly different forecasts for the final results?
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