General Election 2024

[SalfordRed18]

@esmufc07

Told us via WhatsApp that the local Labour and Lib Dem candidates have no chance and the Reform candidate is the only candidate with a chance of beating the Tories.

Now that's a prospect I hadn't considered.

 

[Redlambs]

Either way you're getting buggered, nice.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Can we start a poll for voting intention? I think it'd go really well myself

Thank you Jesus.

 

[Pexbo]

Can we make the poll not anonymous soon and expose the jokers?

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Going to vote soon

 

[Hal9000]

Tory obliteration but the rise of Reform then?

At just Reform are optimistic to get 18 but I suspect they won't get over 10.. They are splitting the Tory vote.

I don't think they will even be here next election. The Tories will bring Farage and co into the fold and move policies even further right to get back those votes.

 

[Solius]

There was a big old debate about ballot spoiling a couple of weeks ago so maybe that should feature.

Added

 

[Solius]

Going to vote soon

Vote for Boeing.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Vote for Boeing.

Vote for Crypto

 

[nimic]

Done. Let me know if I’ve missed anyone obvious.

Count Binface

 

[golden_blunder]

I'm not exactly sure how to respond to this other than to say I hope you are feeling better these days and beating your health challenges.

Unfortunately not but hey. Good to see you back. Hope that you’re keeping well

 

[Volumiza]

Added

In which case dude, can you change mine from not voted to spoiled please? Wasn’t an option when I polled. If it actually matters of course, no worries if not.

 

[golden_blunder]

Vote for ETH

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

At just Reform are optimistic to get 18 but I suspect they won't get over 10.. They are splitting the Tory vote.

I don't think they will even be here next election. The Tories will bring Farage and co into the fold and move policies even further right to get back those votes.

Scary thought. His tweets today have been horrible.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

"My favourite meal, generally, is sandwiches" - Rishi Sunak

How can everyone say he's not normal.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Got a wagyu steak out the fridge, bringing to room temperature.

Got the chianti decanted, ready for later.

Gonna pop out for a couple pints in SW London.


Voted labour. Perhaps I'm the problem

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Got a wagyu steak out the fridge, bringing to room temperature.

Got the chianti decanted, ready for later.

Gonna pop out for a couple pints in SW London.


Voted labour. Perhaps I'm the problem

The solution. The final solution. Just kidding

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

What do you call a pigf*cker with three eyes?

 

[fergies coat]

"My favourite meal, generally, is sandwiches" - Rishi Sunak

How can everyone say he's not normal.

Man of the people. Even I had sky tv as a kid. A real rags to riches story.

 

[Solius]

In which case dude, can you change mine from not voted to spoiled please? Wasn’t an option when I polled. If it actually matters of course, no worries if not.

I don’t have the power to change that I don’t think. Not sure anyone does.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Can we make the poll not anonymous soon and expose the jokers?

Pathetic isn't it. If they were real men they'd just tell us straight that they voted tory or reform.

I am a real man and put down tory for the lolz (no I didn't vote Tory)

 

[Grinner]

Unfortunately not but hey. Good to see you back. Hope that you’re keeping well

You're bulletproof mate! Like a mick terminator

 

[Volumiza]

I don’t have the power to change that I don’t think. Not sure anyone does.

No probs. I’ll live chap.

 

[The Boy]

Here's an aggregator of many pollster's findings all the way down to constituency level. This is the data for North East Somerset and Hanham (Mogg's constituency). Looks like there is a very, very good chance that Mogg will be toast.

It’ll all come down to @Pexbo

 

[FireballXL5]

Ok, who voted for Reform?

 

[Paul the Wolf]

"My favourite meal, generally, is sandwiches" - Rishi Sunak

How can everyone say he's not normal.

 

[Solius]

Ok, who voted for Reform?

Probably someone doing a joke vote on here.

 

[Rado_N]

What do you call a pigf*cker with three eyes?

A piiigfecker

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

What do you call a pigf*cker with three eyes?

Daviiid Cameron.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

A piiigfecker

Daviiid Cameron

 

[SilentWitness]

I want to see who voted and I'm able to call scum.

 

[Volumiza]

What do you call a pigf*cker with three eyes?

A piiigfecker

Daviiid Cameron.

 

[V.O.]

The fecking state of the papers on election day. Given the rules around political advertising and campaigning, it's always seemed mental to me that it's fine for alleged newspapers to just flat out beat the drum for one lot or the other. The headline of the Express is literally just "VOTE TORY" ffs.

The Mail trying to beg people to not vote for Farage after a decade of licking his balls is top notch, though.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

The fecking state of the papers on election day. Given the rules around political advertising and campaigning, it's always seemed mental to me that it's fine for alleged newspapers to just flat out beat the drum for one lot or the other. The headline of the Express is literally just "VOTE TORY" ffs.

The Mail trying to beg people to not vote for Farage after a decade of licking his balls is top notch, though.

I love it too be honest. Can't wait for the day Farage is endorsed by the Guardian and Corbyn is endorsed by the Telegraph.

 

[rimaldo]

In which case dude, can you change mine from not voted to spoiled please? Wasn’t an option when I polled. If it actually matters of course, no worries if not.

it’s doesn’t count as spoiled, just because you can’t spell x

 

[Volumiza]

it’s doesn’t count as spoiled, just because you can’t spell x

Gotta help me there dude. Read and reread, canna see an error. That fecks with my grammar OCD

 

[Ekkie Thump]

The fecking state of the papers on election day. Given the rules around political advertising and campaigning, it's always seemed mental to me that it's fine for alleged newspapers to just flat out beat the drum for one lot or the other. The headline of the Express is literally just "VOTE TORY" ffs.

The Mail trying to beg people to not vote for Farage after a decade of licking his balls is top notch, though.

Not all bad:

 

[Scandi Red]

Which party does she represent?

 

[Tibs]

Three and a half hours to go

 

[Grinner]

Which party does she represent?

Jesus that's memeworthy....reminds me of the Ashley Cole Roma team pic