General Election 2024

Who got your vote?

  • Labour

    Votes: 147 54.2%

  • Conservative

    Votes: 5 1.8%

  • Lib Dem

    Votes: 25 9.2%

  • Green

    Votes: 48 17.7%

  • Reform

    Votes: 11 4.1%

  • SNP

    Votes: 5 1.8%

  • Plaid Cymru

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Independent

    Votes: 8 3.0%

  • UK resident but not voting

    Votes: 18 6.6%

  • Spoiled my ballot

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Total voters
    271
  • Poll closed .
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Ekkie Thump said:
Not all bad:

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The headline maybe needs a dash more vitriol but on point.
 
Blood Mage said:
The downside of the Tories being annihilated tonight is that Farage will take over the party and have a real shot at becoming PM in 10 years.
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Jesus, at least enjoy those feckers being demolished for a little while before thinking so apocalyptically and there’ll be little resembling a Tory party for farage to take lead of for a while. Tomorrow is gonna hurt.
 
Volumiza said:
Jesus, at least enjoy those feckers being demolished for a little while before thinking so apocalyptically and there’ll be little resembling a Tory party for farage to take lead of for a while. Tomorrow is gonna hurt.
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The descendant of immigrants who hates immigrants.
 
SirAF said:
I hope everyone see the obvious parallel to the US election with this comment as well. You're on the money here, @Pogue Mahone

And yes, I do the same every election in Norway. Gotta vote against the Far Right bastards.
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Norway has PR. It's really not the same thing.
 
What an awful electoral system we have here. The US is even worse. I hesitate to even call it democracy.
 
SalfordRed18 said:
Got a wagyu steak out the fridge, bringing to room temperature.

Got the chianti decanted, ready for later.

Gonna pop out for a couple pints in SW London.


Voted labour. Perhaps I'm the problem
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Steak was phenomenal for anyone interested.

Wasn't proper wagyu, was from m&s but Jesus it was juicy.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
"Oh dear! My trousers have fallen down! And now my pants have fallen down too! Rachel! Would you mind helping me pull them back up!"

"Oh no! I've fallen down to my knees! In front of the King, no less!"

"Bumbly bumbly my silken garments have plummeted bumbly bumbly frightfully terrible bumbly kingly king."

"Before we begin, dear viewers, we need to talk about immigration..."

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Be right back, @Sweet Square and I have a questionable movie to write. It'll be called Keir Fecks Everything In Sight.
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:lol:


Eyes Wide Shut but about a tool maker son set in Southwark.
 
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One thing I'll never get for tis election campaign is who told Rishi to try and act 'normal' so he's 'just like everyone else'.

If he'd just been the rich stuck up out of touch cnut that he is, he probably would have done better.
 
I love elections, but I've never voted for the winning (national) side until tonight. Can't wait. :D
 
nimic said:
I always wanted to be Scottish.

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Not sure how much I can trust a site that just told me I 87% favour Woke Capitalism and 74% favour Anarcho-Communism. That overlap feels... generous.
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John Swinney grown some hair and a beard….

Yeah very accurate
 
One hour left until we get the exit poll that shocks the nation and we are told there will be a hung parliament :smirk:
hehe
 
89%89%Labour
Big Government • Progressive • Left Wing • Keynesian • Democratic Socialism • Tender • Pacifism • Multiculturalism • Secular • Collectivism Vote for

85%85%Green
Secular • Left Wing • Progressive • Tender • Regulation • Politically Correct • Pacifism • Multiculturalism • Big Government • Democratic Socialism • Centralization • Keynesian • Globalism Vote for

83%83%Animal Welfare Party
Keynesian • Pacifism • Multiculturalism • Regulation • Left Wing • Tender • Democratic Socialism • Centralization Vote for

83%83%Liberal Democrat
Big Government • Multiculturalism • Politically Correct • Tender • Progressive • Left Wing • Collectivism • Keynesian • Globalism Vote for

83%83%Women's Equality Party
Environmentalism • Pacifism • Left Wing • Multiculturalism • Tender • Keynesian • Centralization • Progressive • Collectivism • Democratic Socialism • Regulation Vote for

79%79%Rejoin EU Party
Pacifism • Multiculturalism • Tender • Centralization • Keynesian • Globalism • Left Wing • Globalization • Collectivism • Big Government • Politically Correct Vote for

78%78%People Before Profit
Left Wing • Keynesian • Pacifism • Regulation • Multiculturalism • Tender • Collectivism • Democratic Socialism • Politically Correct Vote for

75%75%Volt UK
Centralization • Keynesian • Globalization • Secular • Democratic Socialism • Collectivism • Big Government Vote for

74%74%Workers Party of Britain
Big Government • Protectionism • Isolationism • Pacifism • Keynesian • Democratic Socialism • Tender • Environmentalism • Left Wing • Decentralization Vote for

71%71%SDP
Big Government • Pacifism • Progressive • Environmentalism • Regulation • Left Wing • Democratic Socialism • Security Vote for

48%48%Conservative
Meritocracy • Decentralization • Deregulation Vote for

46%46%UKIP
Decentralization • Nationalism • Laissez-faire • Protectionism • Assimilation • Individualism • Anthropocentrism Vote for

29%29%Reform UK
Decentralization • Assimilation • Individualism • Deregulation • Libertarian • Unilateralism • Right Wing • Traditional Vote for

24%24%Reclaim Party
Decentralization • Protectionism • Assimilation • Nationalism • Individualism • Right Wing • Traditional
 
Funny how Labour is still perceived as an alternative to the Tories. In France where I live there was a rejection of both mainstream right wing and left wing parties in 2017 with Macron's election.

Seven years later the French have voted massively for the far right and the far left, but the mainstream parties are wiped off the map.

In England there has not been such a rejection of mainstream parties.
 
Nani Nana said:
Funny how Labour is still perceived as an alternative to the Tories. In France where I live there was a rejection of both mainstream right wing and left wing parties in 2017 with Macron's election.

Seven years later the French have voted massively for the far right and the far left, but the mainstream parties are wiped off the map.

In England there has not been such a rejection of mainstream parties.
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That's because our mainstream parties have no identity
 
Nani Nana said:
Funny how Labour is still perceived as an alternative to the Tories. In France where I live there was a rejection of both mainstream right wing and left wing parties in 2017 with Macron's election.

Seven years later the French have voted massively for the far right and the far left, but the mainstream parties are wiped off the map.

In England there has not been such a rejection of mainstream parties.
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I suspect the 2-party system has something to do with it. Or rather, the single representative, first past the post system. But that amounts to the same 98% of the time.
 
Randomer in the pub asked me who I voted for tonight. Said he voted Reform because “Farage is the geezer”
 
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