Gary Neville

Everything he says about us is true. Can't dispute a single word.
But that's the annoying thing with Nev (and the rest of the pundit circle) He really doesn't tell us anything we don't know or already suspected. Of course he has all the faux shock and outrage the same as Goldbridge does but has an entirely different platform to peddle it on. A good ten minutes to get to the conclusion that water is wet. He's the master of stating the glaringly obvious.

Where Nev let's himself down is the spiked comments about ETH, 'would he join after the Everton result, i'm not so sure' claptrap. Come on, pretty much all of us could see that this was another shit performance, shit result waiting to happen before a single ball was kicked. If we can see it, surely RR would see it as would ETH from overseas.

If Nev want's to get some credibility, have the courage of his convictions, out the mole in the dressing room. Out his employers at Sky for having gobshites like Goldbridge (Not his name, not a United Fan, Front for a media Company) as the considered voice of our fans.
 
Publicly suggesting our best hope of a managerial candidate avoid us, what an absolute pillock. Why would he go that far? Honestly think he doesn't want us to succeed.
Lifelong United fan that also made over 600 appearances for the club doesn't want to see us succeed. Ok then.
 
Do a bit of research before peddling nonsense mate.

I did actually and there was no protest planned for the Norwich game before we lost to Everton. There was no thread about it in here until Saturday evening and no mention of it anywhere else, strange that, probably just a coincidence.

I presume you have evidence that the protest was planned before the Everton game? We wouldn't anyone accusing you of talking out of your arse now would we.
 
I did actually and there was no protest planned for the Norwich game before we lost to Everton. There was no thread about it in here until Saturday evening and no mention of it anywhere else, strange that, probably just a coincidence.

I presume you have evidence that the protest was planned before the Everton game? We wouldn't anyone accusing you of talking out of your arse now would we.

I was talking about your 2010 comment.
 
It doesn't stand. ETH isn't going to let the opinion of one, young, unhappy footballer inform his decision making. Especially when it's such a massive opportunity for him.

Which is why it looks very much like he's on his way here.

Surely it's a better situation for Donny if ETH takes the job. Why would he be warning him off?
 
Of course it’s drivel, why on Earth would you take the opinion of a disgruntled player who is failing elsewhere at the lower end of the table?
What insight does that give him? What insight could DvB, Manchester United sub have into the inner workings at the upper levels of the club? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Ragnick, absolutely, as Ragnick is now well aware from a manager’s perspective as to how the club is run, if they keep their promises etc etc, and he has an idea as to how the club will be run in future. However, considering Ragnick was given the trust to come onboard and will remain employed by the club, it’d be very very odd for him to warn ETH off.
A player who, let it not be forgotten, was got rid of by ETH’s club, with absolutely no indication that they did so against the manager’s will.

Its a bit like Ole being made Chelsea manager and the press speculating that the first things he’ll do is make Lukaku captain and sign Fellaini.
 
Surely it's a better situation for Donny if ETH takes the job. Why would he be warning him off?

Agree I don't think he would.

It's all done anyway. The new manager will have been sorted.

It's just Gary being overly negative as usual and fans who also tend to be overly negative jumping on board.

If Gary was offered a director of football type role at United on a million a year does anybody think he'd turn it down? No chance.
 
It doesn't stand. ETH isn't going to let the opinion of one, young, unhappy footballer inform his decision making. Especially when it's such a massive opportunity for him.

Which is why it looks very much like he's on his way here.

ETH in the process of making the biggest decision of his career - "You know this is a big opportunity for me so I'm not going to talk to someone who might have something negative to say about it".

Color me doubtful.
 
Bloody hell, if ETH listens to Neville or VdB and because of this decides against United then he wouldn’t really be the ideal candidate anyway.
He is not making his decision based on the opinion of a pundit or a player who can’t get a game for Everton.
 
He has a point. Why would ETH want a job at United if his demands are not met. There is substantial precedent that we're a club where players and managers go to get their career completely obliterated.

Someone at the club must be leaking information to Neville. Not that it comes as a surprise! After the 1-1 draw against Leicester he spoke about how the build up of negative energy among the supporters could lead to an announcement about the next manager during the week. That opened up the flurry of unconfirmed reports about the club deciding on Ten Hag. The club hasn't made an official statement but if you're to believe the rumors talks have hit a 'snag' over Hag's apparent demands. Add the timing of the reported interest from Leipzig in credible outlets like the Express and the Times in the midst of Nevilles current speculations you'd have to think he may know something we don't.

Which, I suggest, is the exact reason Klopp took on Liverpool instead of United.
Klopp decided United was not for him when Woodward pitched the club as an adult Disneyland
 
Someone at the club must be leaking information to Neville. Not that it comes as a surprise! After the 1-1 draw against Leicester he spoke about how the build up of negative energy among the supporters could lead to an announcement about the next manager during the week. That opened up the flurry of unconfirmed reports about the club deciding on Ten Hag. The club hasn't made an official statement but if you're to believe the rumors talks have hit a 'snag' over Hag's apparent demands. Add the timing of the reported interest from Leipzig in credible outlets like the Express and the Times in the midst of Nevilles current speculations you'd have to think he may know something we don't.


Klopp decided United was not for him when Woodward pitched the club as an adult Disneyland
How this in itself is not a fireable offense was baffling. What kind of feckin pitch was that. Would any of you here accept an important position in a company that called themselves adult disneyland. What a fecking joke.
 
Klopp decided United was not for him when Woodward pitched the club as an adult Disneyland

Which is clearly such a bollocks myth, Klopp has still never broken contract ever, and has stated many times he never will. When his Dortmund contract ran out, United had hired LvG just a year earlier so the job wasn’t available.
He “chose” Liverpool because the timing was fortunately perfect for them, when they sacked Rodgers and Klopp had been jobless for almost half a year.
Klopp aint dumb though, revealing United wanted him as first choice before LVG when he was under contract, and selling it as the Disneyland thing putting him off has been incredibly popular with Liverpool fans, he knows exactly what he’s doing.
 
How this in itself is not a fireable offense was baffling. What kind of feckin pitch was that. Would any of you here accept an important position in a company that called themselves adult disneyland. What a fecking joke.

The Wolf of Wall Street himself described his company as an adult Disneyland, and feck yeah I’d have taken a job from him or at Manchester United. LVG likely got the same pitch and took the job, and was ridiculously excited about it even whilst still Holland manager.
The “stupidity” of that comment has been vastly overplayed, he’s selling a fecking managerial position at a club that calls it’s stadium “The Theatre of Dreams” for heaven’s sake.
 
Which is clearly such a bollocks myth, Klopp has still never broken contract ever, and has stated many times he never will. When his Dortmund contract ran out, United had hired LvG just a year earlier so the job wasn’t available.
He “chose” Liverpool because the timing was fortunately perfect for them, when they sacked Rodgers and Klopp had been jobless for almost half a year.
Klopp aint dumb though, revealing United wanted him as first choice before LVG when he was under contract, and selling it as the Disneyland thing putting him off has been incredibly popular with Liverpool fans, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

Raphael Honigstein described the meeting in what has become the definitive biography on Klopp. Bring the noise from 2017. The author was given access to Klopps closest colleagues, friends and family members. Klopp has never denied or confirmed the claims. For from myth in my opinion but if you don't care about it there's no need to get worked up, or appear as such
 
Raphael Honigstein described the meeting in what has become the definitive biography on Klopp. Bring the noise from 2017. The author was given access to Klopps closest colleagues, friends and family members. Klopp has never denied or confirmed the claims. For from myth in my opinion but if you don't care about it there's no need to get worked up, or appear as such

It’s a myth as to why he didn’t take the job.

He didn’t take it because he was under contract, so we went with LvG. When he became available after Dortmund, there was no vacancy.
 
The Wolf of Wall Street himself described his company as an adult Disneyland, and feck yeah I’d have taken a job from him or at Manchester United. LVG likely got the same pitch and took the job, and was ridiculously excited about it even whilst still Holland manager.
The “stupidity” of that comment has been vastly overplayed, he’s selling a fecking managerial position at a club that calls it’s stadium “The Theatre of Dreams” for heaven’s sake.

That's more of an indictment than anything
 
How this in itself is not a fireable offense was baffling. What kind of feckin pitch was that. Would any of you here accept an important position in a company that called themselves adult disneyland. What a fecking joke.

It's been years and people still misquote this one. He allegedly described Old Trafford as a Disneyland for adult, in the context of suggesting that the entertainment factor was extremely important.
 
It's been years and people still misquote this one. He allegedly described Old Trafford as a Disneyland for adult, in the context of suggesting that the entertainment factor was extremely important.

A place Bobby Charlton himself described as…

This is Manchester United football club, this is the theatre of dreams.

It was fine Bobby saying something as cheesy as that about Old Trafford, so much so that our own fans have completely embraced the name, but Woodward describing it similarly cheesily is apparently “sack worthy” and something to be completely outraged about it.
As I say, that Summer he also spoke to LVG who was managing Holland and has managed Barca and Bayern, and likely gave him a similar pitch. LVG was like a kid on Christmas Eve when he waiting to take over.

People like to fake outrage due to the myth that that comment put Klopp off, when in reality Klopp was under contract with Dortmund and had no intention of breaking it, even if Liverpool came in for him then, or as alleged Real Madrid for that matter.
That an unemployed Klopp was wooed by Liverpool I have no doubt about, but it was mid season and it was the only vacancy at a big club. It’s much easier to fall in love with something when you’re open to it.
 
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A place Bobby Charlton himself described as…



It was fine Bobby saying something as cheesy as that about Old Trafford, so much so that our own fans have completely embraced the name, but Woodward describing it similarly cheesily is apparently “sack worthy” and something to be completely outraged about it.
As I say, that Summer he also spoke to LVG who was managing Holland and has managed Barca and Bayern, and likely gave him a similar pitch. LVG was like a kid on Christmas Eve when he waiting to take over.

People like to fake outrage due to the myth that that comment put Klopp off, when in reality Klopp was under contract with Dortmund and had no intention of breaking it, even if Liverpool came in for him then, or Barca/Real for that matter.

The part that bothers me the most is that he joined Liverpool who are one of the corniest and most commercial oriented club in the world.
 
Which is clearly such a bollocks myth, Klopp has still never broken contract ever, and has stated many times he never will. When his Dortmund contract ran out, United had hired LvG just a year earlier so the job wasn’t available.
He “chose” Liverpool because the timing was fortunately perfect for them, when they sacked Rodgers and Klopp had been jobless for almost half a year.
Klopp aint dumb though, revealing United wanted him as first choice before LVG when he was under contract, and selling it as the Disneyland thing putting him off has been incredibly popular with Liverpool fans, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

Why couldn't he have wanted to move in 2014 rather than 2015, damn it
 
The part that bothers me the most is that he joined Liverpool who are one of the corniest and most commercial oriented club in the world.

Aye, the entire premise falls apart as soon as you give it a second’s thought.
Liverpool has always been corny as feck, from the boot room nonsense to the “This is Anfield” sign, to the White Suited Spice Boys or the Suarez t-shirts. And likely what appealed to Klopp’s romantic side most when he was unemployed and considering getting back into it, was the cheesy as feck “You’ll never walk alone” Dortmund connection.

But yeah “Disneyland” really did it. :rolleyes:
 
A place Bobby Charlton himself described as…



It was fine Bobby saying something as cheesy as that about Old Trafford, so much so that our own fans have completely embraced the name, but Woodward describing it similarly cheesily is apparently “sack worthy” and something to be completely outraged about it.
As I say, that Summer he also spoke to LVG who was managing Holland and has managed Barca and Bayern, and likely gave him a similar pitch. LVG was like a kid on Christmas Eve when he waiting to take over.

People like to fake outrage due to the myth that that comment put Klopp off, when in reality Klopp was under contract with Dortmund and had no intention of breaking it, even if Liverpool came in for him then, or as alleged Real Madrid for that matter.
That an unemployed Klopp was wooed by Liverpool I have no doubt about, but it was mid season and it was the only vacancy at a big club. It’s much easier to fall in love with something when you’re open to it.
That quote isn't commercial though is it cheesy ? Yes but its emotional and sentimental not geared towards selling you more shirts.
Though the whole adult Disneyland pitch has probably been blown out of proportion.
 


12:12 onwards is relevant.

Graveyard comment in particular is 14:20

It's disingenuous to suggest that he himself is 'warning Ten Hag' not to take the job.

He's just speaking openly and honestly, and accurately about how tough it will be and how it hard it may be to get the necessary assurances
 
I honestly don’t get how all sense of perspective and relativity just goes to the wall with United. Any time we don’t win it’s a moral outrage and everything and everyone at the club is broken. We’ve finished 2nd twice in the last 4 years. We’ve been to umpteen semi-finals and a final in that time. We’ve finished ahead of high spending Chelsea 3 of the last 4 years. Was anyone bleating in the media about why would Tuchel want the Chelsea job when he took them over in 8th? Leaks everywhere about how they disliked Lampard and his methods - was there a meltdown every day on every media platform telling them all to get out of the club? The fans even had a little protest in support of Lampard. What about klopp at Liverpool? Had achieved feck all for decades. They were 9th I think, 6th the previous season and had lost to stoke 6-1 on the final game. Total disarray. Was the media actively telling anyone linked not to join? It’s been a bad season. Other clubs have bad seasons. I saw Gullit say it’s a shit job and the big problem ETH will have is that the former players like Neville, Ferdinand and Scholes are constantly on TV saying how shit everything is and you’ll get zero time before the pressure builds - and he’s right. I’m sick of listening to it all. You get more time and more money than any other club outside of City and the project of restoring a huge club to former glory. And if it goes wrong nobody blames you. It’s a dream job.
You can say that a lot of people around this club are moaners and negative etc. but if we're being honest we've never actually came close to looking like a top team or building anything substantial or special in all that time and that's part of the reason the discontent is so high. Finishing second twice while being miles behind City never really felt all that significant, especially as both of those seasons ended with hugely disappointing periods of form and losing cup finals.

I agree with you about the ridiculous pressure coming from ex-players but there's a contradiction there- you say that if it goes wrong nobody blames you- everybody blames you, because to most people (fans, media etc.) you're yet another failed Manchester United manager living in the shadow of Sir Alex Ferguson and the glory years. I mean you only have to mention Ole, Jose or LVG on here and all hell breaks loose on how crap they supposedly all were.
 
That quote isn't commercial though is it cheesy ? Yes but its emotional and sentimental not geared towards selling you more shirts.
Though the whole adult Disneyland pitch has probably been blown out of proportion.

I don’t think he was trying to sell Klopp shirts in fairness, he probably loved his own job (back then) and loved being around OT which lead him to say to both Klopp and LVG that summer that being around Old Trafford is like Disneyland for adults. Meaning it’s a shit load of fun, and an incredible warm and happy place that’s amazing to be around.
It’s incredible how much what likely was a throwaway comment praising the club has been turned into some apparent horror show for the worst sales pitch ever, which it clearly fecking wasn’t because the club and Woodward had no problem getting both LVG and Mourinho to beam from ear to ear about joining.

I mean, as for Klopp, people would do well to remember that “if” the Disneyland comment turned him off so much as the myth makes out, he joined the fecking club and owners that backed this shitshow :lol:….

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I don’t think he was trying to sell Klopp shirts in fairness, he probably loved his own job (back then) and loved being around OT which lead him to say to both Klopp and LVG that summer that being around Old Trafford is like Disneyland for adults. Meaning it’s a shit load of fun, and an incredible warm and happy place that’s amazing to be around.
It’s incredible how much what likely was a throwaway comment praising the club has been turned into some apparent horror show for the worst sales pitch ever, which it clearly fecking wasn’t because the club and Woodward had no problem getting both LVG and Mourinho to beam from ear to ear about joining.
I agree though in all fairness it's kinda of a wacky presentation to give someone who doesn't have the best grasp of English and wants to manage outsideof his country for the first time .
Also I wonder if klop just outright made that shit up himself to endear himself to Liverpool fans, did Woodward confirm it as well?
 
I agree though in all fairness it's kinda of a wacky presentation to give someone who doesn't have the best grasp of English and wants to manage outsideof his country for the first time .
Also I wonder if klop just outright made that shit up himself to endear himself to Liverpool fans, did Woodward confirm it as well?

As I say, Klopp clearly had no problem with cheesy/corny as feck football clubs and owners, else he wouldn’t have joined the ones who backed those fecking Suarez t-shirts.
He was likely swayed by the moneyball sales pitch, and well, the fact that he was, you know, jobless.

It’s all a load of bollocks.
 
I don’t think he was trying to sell Klopp shirts in fairness, he probably loved his own job (back then) and loved being around OT which lead him to say to both Klopp and LVG that summer that being around Old Trafford is like Disneyland for adults. Meaning it’s a shit load of fun, and an incredible warm and happy place that’s amazing to be around.
It’s incredible how much what likely was a throwaway comment praising the club has been turned into some apparent horror show for the worst sales pitch ever, which it clearly fecking wasn’t because the club and Woodward had no problem getting both LVG and Mourinho to beam from ear to ear about joining.

I mean, as for Klopp, people would do well to remember that “if” the Disneyland comment turned him off so much as the myth makes out, he joined the fecking club and owners that backed this shitshow :lol:….

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It's worse than that, it's about the idea that fans expect to be entertained, that it's part of the club identity. In other word he was talking about Sir Matt Busby idea that United has a duty to entertain the fans.
 
It's worse than that, it's about the idea that fans expect to be entertained, that it's part of the club identity. In other word he was talking about Sir Matt Busby idea that United has a duty to entertain the fans.
Whats wrong for a football club to be entertaining? Its a form of entertainment after all so fans can reasonably expect to enjoy the show don't they?
Also we have a long history of explosive exciting football so its in our DNA.
 
Whats wrong for a football club to be entertaining? Its a form of entertainment after all so fans can reasonably expect to enjoy the show don't they?
Also we have a long history of explosive exciting football so its in our DNA.

There is nothing wrong about it which makes the criticism worse. It wasn't about money and not about how Woodward felt at United, it was supposed to be about the fans.