Ramshock
CAF Pilib De Brún Translator
A banker, a builder and a benefit beneficiary all stand around a table with 12 biscuits on it. The banker takes 11 of the biscuits and turns to the builder and says "jet fuel can't melt steel beams". Then the builder votes Tory and ends up eating boiled rat stew for the rest of his life, furiously wanking into a sock and muttering "fecking EU bastards" under his breath.