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[Alex99]

It is a bribe plain and simple.

But even as a bribe it's shite.

It's exposed in the most blatant and obvious terms that this whole thing, right from Cameron even considering the referendum, never mind actually announcing the fecking thing, has just been about Tory party management and leadership struggles, and even if her deal were to pass, all it means is that whoever takes over is shackled by an incredibly flawed deal that everyone knows was incredibly unpopular.

 

[Klopper76]

She’s not seriously going to go for MV3 is she?

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I've not seen someone cling to power so desperately. It's seemed at times like she believes she's heading an autocracy.

Maybe if she survives another year she gets a free blueberry muffin with her next coffee?

 

[esmufc07]

Brilliant

 

[Ekkie Thump]

I've not seen someone cling to power so desperately. It's seemed at times like she believes she's heading an autocracy.

 

[Berbaclass]

Here we go.

 

[Wibble]

But even as a bribe it's shite.

It's exposed in the most blatant and obvious terms that this whole thing, right from Cameron even considering the referendum, never mind actually announcing the fecking thing, has just been about Tory party management and leadership struggles, and even if her deal were to pass, all it means is that whoever takes over is shackled by an incredibly flawed deal that everyone knows was incredibly unpopular.

Tories don't care or think we are all thick plebs who won't notice.

Cameron bribed a few right wing MP's with a referendum and May is trying to bribe her way to her Brexit deal.

 

[redtilded121]

here we go

 

[Mr Pigeon]

You just know that Boris was that one guy at Eton who could get you animal parts. Any time of the day, he could get them. What people didn't know at the time was that he always kept some in his underwear.

 

[altodevil]

No sound wtf

 

[esmufc07]

Order!

 

[Penna]

Results coming in now.

 

[GloryHunter07]

Do the DUP have to give May the £1bn back?

£1.5bn down the drain.

what a waste of money, what a waste of money

They havent actually been given the whole amount up front. Last i heard the vast majority hadnt been spent.

 

[Hephaestus]

So all rejected.

 

[Eboue]

here we go

 

[Kasper]

Everything voted down, what a shocker

 

[Infra-red]

Ayes vs Noes

B Baron: Leave without a deal: 160 vs 400

D Boles: Common Market 2.0: 188 vs 283

H Eustice: EEA/EFTA, No CU: 65 vs 377

J Clarke: Customs Union: 264 vs 272

K Corbyn: Perm CU: 237 vs 307

L Cherry: Revoke: 184 vs 293

M Beckett: Confirmatory Ballot: 268 vs 295

O Fysh: Malthouse: 139 vs 422

All motions failed.

 

[Berbaclass]

No to everything pretty much.

 

[madzo2007]

What a shower of ....

 

[redtilded121]

clear as mud then

 

[Minimalist]

So are these going to be ordered by some way?

 

[Jacko21]

Good thing MP's chose to take control of the process...

 

[Paul the Wolf]

What a surprise!

 

[Mr Pigeon]

But even as a bribe it's shite.

It's exposed in the most blatant and obvious terms that this whole thing, right from Cameron even considering the referendum, never mind actually announcing the fecking thing, has just been about Tory party management and leadership struggles, and even if her deal were to pass, all it means is that whoever takes over is shackled by an incredibly flawed deal that everyone knows was incredibly unpopular.

Exactly. "I'll leave the house if you let me smear my name in shit onto the kitchen walls on my way out".

 

[Pexbo]

With a free vote, every single option will be:

Ayes: ~150
Noes: ~500

0/7 motions passed.

Not far off.

 

[altodevil]

Nothing changes

 

[JonDahl]

Hahaha

 

[Penna]

All lost.

 

[esmufc07]

ffs

 

[Ubik]

Did I hear Barry Gardiner say "yes!" then?

 

[Hephaestus]

We are so fecked.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

No deal it is then

 

[Minimalist]

Stone Cold Steve Bercow about to whoop ass again tonight.

 

[Kasper]

The Clark one was surprisingly close, seems a CU deal is sort of the most popular?

 

[Dobba]

Unconfirmed reports coming through that Labour whipping in favour of votes doesn't change parliamentary maths for a second vote after all.

 

[Hephaestus]

No deal it is then

Yep. Going to be all that's left.

 

[Klopper76]

So No Deal by default?

 

[711]

As another oldie, I'd say the 3-day week in 1974 and the miners' strike was a terrible time.

Yeah, Heath asked 'who rules Britain' and answer was 'not you'.

 

[EwanI Ted]

Predictable.

 

[BD]

State of them all laughing at the end too.