Looks like he's not going to MLS since they would need to change rules or something in order for LA to sign him. Probably end up in the PL.
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He really does have the gravitas to be to a mentor and leader for the likes of Martial and Rashford.
Let's hope its not Liverpool.
Get him in, give him the #10 shirt as well.
I feel the same, whichever way the manger goes is fine with me, I just think we'd struggle to find anyone on Martial's level for the LWF role this summer, where there are 3 or 4 striker options.
They're always changing the rules so LA can sign players. And MLS would wet themselves to get Ibra. Don't see it as being an impediment. It's a league that has almost nothing going for it, except the marketable overseas stars it brings in.
Imagine press conferences with him and Mou/LVG... Feck yeah I want him at OT. Still a massive talent at his age. Martial, Rashford and Wilson will learn a thing or two from him. We need strikers that are selfish and love shooting. Get him Ed!!
Was posted earlier I think. This one seems to be from a news aggregating site that doesn't source the quote.
Sorry for the repost above. Here are some quotes with an actual source. Not related to above though. I love the smug cnut, we have too many nice players, he will bring balance to the squad by increasing its cnut quotient.
Joe Hart is already terrified.
I hope Zlatan is ours... He is basically like the game we had against West Ham, top four was in our hands and we fecked it up. Zlatan is in ours hands so please don't feck this up!!
If we sign him, the only pity is that it's 10 years too late. Definitely can do a job for us for a year though.
"I'm very happy there are people behind the club that brought me to France so the French people could enjoy me." 
"I'm very happy there are people behind the club that brought me to France so the French people could enjoy me."
His quotes alone would be worth the money
"I am glad Manchester United signed me so that Liverpool fans could have nightmares of the Zlatan".
King and Legend on his kids shirts
Well at least he has the CV to back up his arrogance.
Well at least he has the CV to back up his arrogance.
This is a no brainer. Zlatan on a free, let him rip up the PL for a season or 2 and allow rashford the time to develop and grow away from the spotlight.
He is a leader, he is not scarred of the spotlight in fact he craves it. He can score all kinds of goals, wont cave under pressure and he can bring some power and attitude to our game because we simply have too many mister nice guys in the team. Zlatan is a big arrogant cnut, let him be our cnut for a season or 2.
Also wherever he goes, they win the league.
He is a leader, he is not scarred of the spotlight in fact he craves it. He can score all kinds of goals, wont cave under pressure and he can bring some power and attitude to our game because we simply have too many mister nice guys in the team. Zlatan is a big arrogant cnut, let him be our cnut for a season or 2.
Also wherever he goes, they win the league.
Pretty much sums things up nicely.
Whats he saying? Im at work cant turn up the volume.
He loves PSG, best group he has played in, their project is huge and they have good management that will realise the goals of the club.
He is sad to go, almost cried a little. About where he will play next year, he says he already knows his destination but he doesnt want to tell it to the press.
MLS did release a statement saying they would not change the rules but time will tell I guess.
Would be a clever signing. Still a quality goalscorer and even though he is in his 30's, it's not affecting his ability. It would also allow Martial and Rashford to learn from him without hampering their development by taking up the lone striker role for years to come (As Kane would do).
There's not a room anywhere in England large enough to contain the combined ego.
Imagine we had Zlatan up front v West Ham with all that bullshit. Martial would have had a partner instead of being backed up by scared children.
I think the guy like Keane just demands 100% from his teammates. Like you said we have too many soft cnuts.
He said he knows where he is going already, so it looks like we've already given him the answers.
Yep, obviously Mourinho.
The MLS have done well so
35 year old striker who has never played in England before.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Him and Rooney are going to clash.
Live on French TV he said that he knows where he's playing next season.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic has requested guarantees on the #MUFC project and especially on the name of the coach who will lead the club next season
I will round up the doubters after Zlatan proves you all wrong and ejaculate ridicule upon you all.
Drumroll leading upto Jose's eventual appointment.
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