I'm a big fan of his and I think he will hit a purple patch for us again soon and fire us to Top 4 and a Cup.... but I really do think we'd benefit from someone a little more dynamic.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
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Zlatan's 16th goal against St Etienne 
Feckin Legend
Maybe that purple patch starts today...
22 and counting
No wonder he always wants to play. He doesn't even have to play well and he will score a handful.
Disgraceful, embarrassing etc.
I wish I was this poor at football.
So wasteful.
Another master class from the great man.
17thZlatan's 16th goal against St Etienne
Hat-trick sealed.
Class dive.
Only a hat trick. Should've been at least 4 if not for the offside goal.
He's lovely.
23 goals this year.
Classic performance. Does feck all for the majority of the match - scores a hat trick.
17 in 14 against Saint Ettienne? 
Ibrahimodive
Our first hattrick of the season, our first since Rooney v Brugge last season if I recall correctly!
He doesn't deserve more than a 6 despite this jammy hattrick. As ridiculous as this may sound.
Amazing, he looks gassed though
How are people still complaining???? He's had a perfect striker performance! 2 goals and created and converted a penalty. feck me, what do you all want?
Wont score more then 7
I fecking love this man. He's not human.
He scored 3 goals. The rest is irrelevant.
Good times.
Hell no. 8 of 10. Hattrick jammy or not.
Ha. I stand by it though, think he should have been taken off. Glad he was in the right place to profit from great work from Rashford. Did well to win the penalty .. though it was minimal contact from what I could see. Never doubted he'd tuck it away though.I love that you never got what you wanted
Should have been 43..
Haha such a bizzare performance from Ibra.
Don't think I've ever seen a hatrick coupled with such a poor performance. Even the goals were shit.
It's why he stays on the pitch though. Experience gets him goals.
Don't think I've ever seen a hatrick coupled with such a poor performance. Even the goals were shit.
It's why he stays on the pitch though. Experience gets him goals.
Guy scored a hat-trick and people still complain...
I wish we had as many shit players as him
Proper jammy hat trick. Love it.
Yeah, agree with what you said earlier actually. He needs a rest, hope it will be on sunday.
That free kick was a thing of beauty, proper Sunday league goal.
That is indeed ridiculous. The man scores a hat-trick and people are still complaining. It's fecking laughable
It's the old Cristiano match rating isn't it. "Lazy, did nothing, nice goals."
Worst hat trick ever but it wins the tie for us.
Not sure I agree with this. How many strikers do more in a match than Zlatan does? He drops deep, works his socks off and is quite involved in our general play, I think.
Activate his 2nd year ASAP
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