Transfer Tweets - Summer 2017 | Keep it on topic

[Organic Potatoes]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

Breaking: Kate Beckinsale (still) has no interest in me.

 

[derace]

why should we? we have 3 better keepers

 

[2ndTouch]

Bit of a weird one as it gives Bayern a better chance to win the CL - especially under Carlo. And for it to not be an outright purchase but a loan for a couple of seasons too at first is weird.

Considering we've shipped them over a guy who was instrumental to Reals last 2 CL wins for a mere 25m, it's not that weird.

 

[Dong Fangzhuo]

Understand Jamie Jackson (still) stealing a living...

 

[Stretch]

 

[NoMidfielders]

The BBC said earlier we'd been "in contact" for Hart should De Gea leave

 

[Dazzmondo]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

Wtf How random is that

 

[Acquire Me]

why should we? we have 3 better keepers

Edit: wrong reply

 

[Stretch]

 

[Acquire Me]

Breaking: Kate Beckinsale (still) has no interest in me.

Sad, you deserve her mate

 

[Kidders]

why should we? we have 3 better keepers

4 actually

 

[Schmiznurf]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

That's because he's shit.

 

[Adnan]

 

[K2K]

 

[JustAFan]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

Is it really likely to change anyways? Unless both De Gea and Romero suddenly demand to be transferred, why would we change our mind about being interested in him?

 

[JustAFan]

 

[AndyJ1985]

For such a morally righteous club they really are a bunch of dodgy scum bags.

 

[djdhrubs]

Class

 

[Hanky panky]

Breaking: Kate Beckinsale (still) has no interest in me.

Too old and average.

 

[SATA]

Do Chelsea even need a right back?

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Paris is vastly overrated. Just look at the thousands of Japanese tourists who suffer from "Paris syndrome" This is a profound disappointment and confusion from oriental vistors who have saved for years to go there, only to feel totally let down by the actual experience /lack of welcome they receive.
The japanese embassy spends serious money sending people home..

Just don't pass that onto Mr or Mrs Alves!

Paris is bloody amazing!

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Class

Just relegate them to the Conference with a 10 year transfer ban.

 

[Tiber]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

United also confirm that they wont ask Dennis Law to come out of retirement this year

 

[pacifictheme]

 

[Hojoon]

 

[Kidders]

Gerard's only been in the job for 10 minutes

 

[Damien]

Do Chelsea even need a right back?

They currently have Moses as RWB.

 

[ChaddyP]

Do Chelsea even need a right back?

When Moses is your only Rwb yes.... yes you do

 

[Dante]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

Another season of De Gea it is

 

[Kill 'em all]

Please transfer ban! Make an example out of them English FA!

 

[Acquire Me]

Sad, but what can you expect from amateurs.

 

[Robbie Boy]

Do Chelsea even need a right back?

They play Moses so yes.

 

[Zlatattack]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

We are not, were not and will not be interested in Hart. We have DDG and Romero. If we didn't we have money to buy a real goalkeeper.

 

[Ramshock]

Paris is vastly overrated. Just look at the thousands of Japanese tourists who suffer from "Paris syndrome" This is a profound disappointment and confusion from oriental vistors who have saved for years to go there, only to feel totally let down by the actual experience /lack of welcome they receive.
The japanese embassy spends serious money sending people home..

Just don't pass that onto Mr or Mrs Alves!

Are these Japanese tourists shit at TripAdvisor or ya know telling their friends and family?

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Got excited when I saw 26 tweets to catch up on. Turned out to be a whole lot of nothing.

 

[Sunny Jim]

We are not, were not and will not be interested in Hart. We have DDG and Romero. If we didn't we have money to buy a real goalkeeper.

And we have this Pereira kid.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Wasn't even aware we had supposed interest

We might have been after a shampoo sponsor.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Are these Japanese tourists shit at TripAdvisor or ya know telling their friends and family?

No. They're so traumatised by the horrors of Paris they become selective mutes.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

 

[spwd]

Too funny , to the rawk thread.