Florida Man
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Great comebackIt took you 2 hours to think of that?
Great comebackIt took you 2 hours to think of that?
And yet it took you 3 minutes to reply, Florida bloke has rattled youIt took you 2 hours to think of that?
Lee Carsley to United
Imagine England winning anything with Tickle in charge - it'd never really be an English victory. England tried to do it on their own, but in the end got the German's to help. 50/50 German England success.
Any success would be tainted forever.
Probably because I don’t sit glued to the Caf my whole life ….mummy says it’s past your bedtimeAnd yet it took you 3 minutes to reply, Florida bloke has rattled you
Not really. There's a very good manager available who might be interested in the job.He's an elite level manager, but I just find this embarrassing for Emgland.
They invest heavily in academies, coaching and FA Learning. Why can't they bring through their own coaches? What's going on?
Who? An English manager has never won the English Premier League and that's not going to change soon. That's unthinkable in Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Brazil, Argentina....Not really. There's a very good manager available who might be interested in the job.
The English Premier League is only 30 years old and has been dominated by a few individuals. I'd bet that over 30 years the Premier League has the fewest unique managers to win the league.Who? An English manager has never won the English Premier League and that's not going to change soon. That's unthinkable in Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Brazil, Argentina....
We have an Irish manager and he's getting sacked after 4 games.What’s worse for English fans? A German manager or an Irish manager?
He was never getting the job anyway.We have an Irish manager and he's getting sacked after 4 games.
I can see Pep either coaching Brazil or England. I think he has suggested his interest in the Brazilian job in the past.Would Pep be interested in taking the England job after this season?
I’m not English, but I think they’re doing okay with coaches. The likes of Potter, McKenna, Carrick, Still and O’Neil are all good coaches still early in their careers.He's an elite level manager, but I just find this embarrassing for Emgland.
They invest heavily in academies, coaching and FA Learning. Why can't they bring through their own coaches? What's going on?
Seems you're not aloneI’ll be fecking raging if he becomes the next England manager!!!!
Why ?I’ll be fecking raging if he becomes the next England manager!!!!
Because I think he’s the best candidate currently available to be the next Utd manager.Why ?
Please let this happen. Good for England and the whole kills two birds one stone thingy. Gareth will be happy too.
Hmmm, I think he might be happy for another reason. Hence the kill two birds reference.Gareth will be happy he’s got a superior successor while he takes a year out and Utd can see who’s available in the meantime to replace ETH
I see you're still here posting your weekly 'Southgate to United' bantz. I have to admire the hustle of trying to wind up rival fans online, but after 23 years on the caf, I can't help but feel like it might do you some good to touch grass.Please let this happen. Good for England and the whole kills two birds one stone thingy. Gareth will be happy too.
He is the best available.Because I think he’s the best candidate currently available to be the next Utd manager.
It’s real simple. Tuchel was your best option. So if it means Southgate is next in line then obviously it’s something I would be happy about. I believe his relationship with Ashworth would bring this closer to reality.I see you're still here posting your weekly 'Southgate to United' bantz. I have to admire the hustle of trying to wind up rival fans online, but after 23 years on the caf, I can't help but feel like it might do you some good to touch grass.
He definitely is. It’s a no brainier for me.Because I think he’s the best candidate currently available to be the next Utd manager.
Ashworth is also on good terms with plenty of other managers. Very few (if any) reputable journalists have said that we're lining up Southgate as our next manager. Those links have mainly been driven by online opposition fans such as yourself.It’s real simple. Tuchel was your best option. So if it means Southgate is next in line then obviously it’s something I would be happy about. I believe his relationship with Ashworth would bring this closer to reality.
You mean like ex men's and u21s manager Gareth Southgate?He's an elite level manager, but I just find this embarrassing for Emgland.
They invest heavily in academies, coaching and FA Learning. Why can't they bring through their own coaches? What's going on?
Tbh I am no longer dreading the Southgate appointment as I did a few months ago. I think man management, getting players onside, is his main strength, and he will surprise a few here if he ever got the job but doing better than expected.It’s real simple. Tuchel was your best option. So if it means Southgate is next in line then obviously it’s something I would be happy about. I believe his relationship with Ashworth would bring this closer to reality.
Will be funny if Tuchel takes the England job to work with the players at hand, after all the criticism of him being bad for Utd due to his demand of control over transfers.
Most young managers won’t just walk in to the National Team job though. It’s something you pick up later in your career when you have had plenty of experience at club level.He's an elite level manager, but I just find this embarrassing for Emgland.
They invest heavily in academies, coaching and FA Learning. Why can't they bring through their own coaches? What's going on?
Yep!I'd bet that over 30 years the Premier League has the fewest unique managers to win the league.
Scotland is over-representedYep!
- Premier League (11): Ferguson, Dalglish, Wenger, Mourinho, Ancelotti, Mancini, Pellegrini, Ranieri, Conte, Guardiola, Klopp
Stop using names weirdly then.Took me 5 minutes to figure out who the feck Enrique is ffs. Can people please stop treating the second part of composite names like surnames???
You tell them pyromaniacStop using names weirdly then.
Some day they learn, hosechokerYou tell them pyromaniac
Is it just me that finds it crazy that over 30 years, 23 title winning managers in the French league didn't stay in their job long enough to win it again! Not the league to build a dynasty!Yep!
- Premier League (11): Ferguson, Dalglish, Wenger, Mourinho, Ancelotti, Mancini, Pellegrini, Ranieri, Conte, Guardiola, Klopp
- La Liga (19): Cruyff, Valdano, Antić, Capello, van Gaal, Irureta, del Bosque, Benítez, Rijkaard, Schuster, Guardiola, Mourinho, Vilanova, Simeone, Enrique, Zidane, Valverde, Ancelotti, Xavi
- Serie A (13): Capello, Lippi, Zaccheroni, Eriksson, Ancelotti, Mancini, Mourinho, Allegri, Conte, Sarri, Pioli, Spalletti, Inzaghi
- Bundesliga (18): Rehhagel, Beckenbauer, Hitzfeld, Trapattoni, Sammer, Schaaf, Magath, Veh, van Gaal, Klopp, Heynckes, Guardiola, Ancelotti, Kovač, Flick, Nagelsmann, Tuchel, Alonso
- Ligue 1 (23): Jorge, Suaudeau, Roux, Tigana, Leclercq, Baup, Puel, Denoueix, Santini, Le Guen, Houllier, Perrin, Blanc, Deschamps, Garcia, Girard, Ancelotti, Jardim, Emery, Tuchel, Galtier, Pochettino, Enrique
- Primeira Liga (18): Alberto, Toni, Robson, Oliviera, Santos, Pacheco, Bölöni, Mourinho, Trapattoni, Adriaanse, Ferreira, Jesus, Villas-Boas, Pereira, Vitória, Conceição, Amorim, Schmidt
- Eredivisie (16): van Hanegem, van Gaal, Advocaat, Olsen, Beenhakker, Gerets, Koeman, Hiddink, Vergoossen, McClaren, De Boer, Cocu, Van Bronckhorst, ten Hag, Slot, Bosz
This seemed obvious as soon as it came out, but I’d bet there’s some truth to England approaching him. His agent is probably just leaking the fact as it’s convenient for them."It’s thought that recent reports of talks between Thomas Tuchel and England are an attempt to put pressure on Manchester United, who have an interest if they do part ways with Erik ten Hag. (@MiguelDelaney)
#MUFC"
Sorry for quoting tweets, but still can't post media so have to do it like this. Hopefully not breaking any forum rules.