He'd still find a way to fall out with someone over transfers
Thomas Tuchel | England Manager
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Ron Atkinson to Alex Ferguson
Utd’s loss ….England’s gain
Is your brain okay?
yes like Capello or Sven
In the same way they play matches not games?
Good work England. Preventing United from a rinse and repeat appointment that would have been another total disaster. Praise the Lord!
Plenty of Wags, perfect job for him ?
Ahh, we’re being pedantic. The World Cup is also a cup but you still call it a tournament.
Don't you play a tournament to win a cup?
MEGA
A German managing England is preposterous. Imagine Diego Simeone managing Brazil. 
Well there's also the possibility Tuchel is using the England NT gig and German press to pressure Utd...
Imagine England winning anything with Tickle in charge - it'd never really be an English victory. England tried to do it on their own, but in the end got the German's to help. 50/50 German England success.
Any success would be tainted forever.
Any success would be tainted forever.
Added pressure for England to achieve something now and we all know how well England handle pressure.
By that logic they should hire Mark Goldbridge as manager.
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He would be the best appointment in a long long time for England. He will be one of the best manager ever for England.
Won feck all Southgate for Tuchel? .…hmm that’s a tricky one
English managers just don’t cut it and never have in my lifetime. Needs must, I think.
‘Tickle’ what? ….100% England success
This has typically not ended well for us to be fair
I as a proud England hater would actually be okay with you lot winning something now that you have a German in charge. My love for irony is stronger than my hate for England NT.
Good for england. The talent on their squad deserves a proper manager
I’ll be fecking raging if he becomes the next England manager!!!! 
Too bad there aren’t any good English coaches to give the reigns too. Tuchel is the next best option for England.
Oh wow-wee! ….your opinion means everything to us
Tommeh!
You need to wait a little less than two years before you start getting wound up by ABE sentiment.
I’m definitely not the one wound up here ….try again
Denial, the classic English trait. Don’t you have a queue to go wait in or something?
Thst’s very lame ….try again
There's that well known Floridian wit!
No.
As in the same way they play a bunch of games close together with the tournament lasting only 3-4 weeks but with 24/7 intensity and pressure, usually on foreign soil
Been learning from the best on the caf xoxo
But we invented the game so everyone's success is 50% our success. So it'd actually be 75% our success and 25% German.
The summary for every England campaign since 66
It took you 2 hours to think of that?The summary for every England campaign since 66