You could say he is just...Biden his timeI like to think he's halfway through typing in the White House and Joe Biden just randomly pops up out of nowhere, stealing his phone. Trump refuses to inform the wider world that this is the case, because his security serves would look incredibly incompetent for failing to rid Trump's house of one old man. Biden then leaves the phone in a random place, goes back into hiding, and strikes when Trump's least expecting it.
That's my cue to get out, folks.