Ha. Same. It's got a real "I'm on a boat" vibe to it. It just needs a nautical-themed pashmina afghan.
Terribly dressed footballers
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Ha. Same. It's got a real "I'm on a boat" vibe to it. It just needs a nautical-themed pashmina afghan.
Bellerin is a cool bastard. He nailed the whacky fashion show look.
Davies tries to but looks like he's in fancy dress.
Davies tries to but looks like he's in fancy dress.
Well this is patently false, people are judged by how they dress consciously and unconsciously every single day to the extent that what your clothing can project dictates 'fashion' and what should not be worn for reasons beyond fashion. There are things you can wear that could be ruinous to your reputation and livelihood, for example. Not only that but it's quite a leap to suggest conformity is something id encourage to any significant degree. I personally couldn't take any man completely seriously if he sat opposite me wearing that and there's a zero percent chance im in a significant minority
I wonder what they soaked up in the pub toilets.
Lovely orthopaedic clump foot shoes.
Is there a 'shop this look' button I can press?
=DNo wonder we lost those CL Finals
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I see what you mean
but here the terribly dressed footballers are all in the first pic
Make a thread for well dressed ones.
Off Topic: How do you paste pictures on the CAF?
Off Topic: How do you paste pictures on the CAF?
That Tom Davies bathrobe thing is great. Not to be worn in public, but great.
He did have a bird a few years ago but it seems nothing since. Might be a Phillip schofield situation.
It’s called a “beard”. We’re clearly way past that stage though
It hasn't made me tingle, unexpectedly or otherwise. I'm no fashion buff, but I think his stuff looks both (relatively) stylish and genuinely provocative. Most of the rest tries too hard to be "casual" and ends up looking nothing of the sort.
Swaggerless Caf.
what's wrong with this? pretty dope coat and nice shoes.
Short pants, obviously.
Trousers are too short. Not as bad as some of the shite in this thread though.
Those single monks are beautiful though.
To his defense, maybe he had a flood at home.
To his defense, maybe he had a flood at home.
The high hem is intentional and the boot cut tapering of the pants fits nicely with the cut of the coat. There is 100% nothing tacky or weird about that.
Caf just doesn't know how to dress.
Thread won.
Nearly everything. While the shoes are nice, the pants are an abomination. And the coat has potential but the fit is atrocious. It makes him look like a walking bell (end). So narrow at the top it makes him look like he’s had his shoulders removed, and so wide at the bottom as to make it look like a ball gown.
I don’t doubt it was intentional. Doesn’t make it look any better though.
The fit is intentional and makes sense even if you don't like it. Nothing wrong with it all. Just out of your league.
Obviously. And no (visible) socks. Not sure about the coat either, to be honest. And the overall pose.
Looks like he's casting for the role as the villain in a very silly movie.
Truth.
Anyone with a basic sense of style understands that's not a bad look. I personally wouldn't wear it b/c of my body type but its been around for years and I see it around NYC all the time.
We know it's intentional. Still looks terrible.
I know how to dress and making sure my inseam is the correct length is a big part of that.
Agree with @simonhch, I wouldn't wear that coat without significant tailoring, either.
Today I learned that you need to visible socks to be well dressed.
Yeah, that was my take on it too.
Walking bell - clearly. Or possibly dressed by an idiot girlfriend who paid no attention to how he'd actually look wearing that combo.
I wouldn't look to the Americans for my fashion tips personally.
Nah bruh. Inseams aren't supposed to be one type of way. They can be more tapered, straight, or boot cut depending on the look. It's clear the boot cut jeans are supposed to align with the cut of the coat. The hem is high (w/o socks) to accentuate that juxtaposition. I'm not even that into fashion and even I can tell that.
America is large place bruh. People dress well where I'm at and when I was younger I dabbled in menswear so I'm good.