Terribly dressed footballers
- Thread starter Ekkie Thump
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Instructions included, seems neat.
Came in here just to see if I could watch this without laughing when he appears yet. I can't
The slow walk and hood adjustment. Christ, what a knob.
Giggs always looked effortlessly cool.
Part of looking effortlessly cool is being tanned and handsome
Why is he wearing a dressing gown?
That slow motion walk though.
Just got out of bed to attend the game, I assume.
I like the hoody, looks good for watching an NBA game and who knows, Marcus might have worn the sunglasses because the stadium`s glarey or his eyes are too red from over indulging in some drinks.
But the scene makes him look precious because just about nobody in the Knicks stadium would care that Marcus Rashford from Manchester United is in the building - even if they know names from English `soccer`. Which is doubtful for most of them and most Americans anyway. The security`s `Don`t you know who he is?` reminds me of the arrogance of Victor Wembayana`s security in Las Vegas, though at least the details are different.
Wembayana`s a top player from France, very tall and not known to people who aren`t into pro basketball. For some reason his security thought it was appropriate to push Brittney Spears out of the way when she was just passing through - she didn`t have any security with her and probably no male was with her at the time so the bravhearts manhandled her. Because Victor Wembayana of course was on everybody`s minds when he went to the US and Las Vegas....and he still isn`t unless you`re into the NBA.
The leather jackets aren`t bad - it`s the tie with it that makes it look so 80s.
The short pyjama pants of the bloke on the left still look far better than what the fool in the middle is wearing - he`s 13 year old prospect I gather.Instructions included, seems neat.
He looks as cool as a dropped hamburger patty getting squashed into the footpath on a hot day. Bloody awful.
Ben White surely qualifies for this. I don't think he's gay, but he definitely helps out at weekends. Terrible clobber.
For attention and in the case of some, they`re selling. Males and females.
Isn`t Gucci the maker of those fugly plastic olive green boots that are just plain embarrassing to see? Worth a fortune no doubt. I`ve seen a few rappers wearing them and the effect is just tacky. Any footballers silly enough to pay for them and be seen in them?
Jesse`s hat is atrocious - it makes him look like he`s part of a sect and I don`t think that was the impression he was trying to give. And just no to the white sneaker look with his fashion combo, it doesn`t go.
At least he`s wearing dressy looking trousers unlike Marcus who looks like he got out of bed late to go to this event and put on the wrong ones. There`s nothing cool about those being worn with the kind of fabric the jacket is made out of and the glittery shoes. It`s not edgy, just mismatched like Jesse`s hat and sneakers.
Footballers with their money employ stylists and some of them need to ask for a refund.
How cute, his friend to the left of him is matching except for the sun hat.
Who is this man in the opp shop bargain bin dress?To be fair, it's not exactly a new phenomenon. It's just that outlandish fashion used to be confined to mags whereas now it's all over instatok.
The idea, I assume, is to be seen and talked about because not being seen and talked about is akin to ego death for modern celebs.
Also have no idea how this beautiful pic hasn't been shared yet:
