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Psn down and feckin about so can't even DL GTA tonight. Pricks. It'll be a billion gig anyway so take a week to download.
 
Will try and get on a bit later tonight as there was only Cristy about last night.
 
I'll be on tonight, anytime after 5 tbh. Won't be on the next few nights as at a stag do in Blackpool and I can't really take my ps4 there.... Or can I? :smirk:

Had a go last night about midnight when it downloaded... Went straight to the stunt stuff, came 3rd 2nd then was on course for first till some cnut smashed me off and ended up 4th, then done a few more and came pretty high up in most, 60% of the field seemed shit, 20% seemed like assholes and the other 20% decent.

I expected it to be better, didn't seem that great last night, might be better playing with you lot
 
New Stunt Races and Vehicles Added to GTA Online: Cunning Stunts


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Try out the new Ocelot Lynx in Zebra, one of six brand-new Stunt Races added today to GTA Online: Cunning Stunts.

The release of Cunning Stunts last week turned GTA Online racing upside-down, and now this week it expands to include six new adrenaline-pumping Races and 3 more stunt-ready vehicles.

SIX NEW RACES
The Super, Muscle, Sports, Bikes and Off-Road classes can compete, plummet and get airborne through rings of fire in a new collection of Races taking place throughout Los Santos and Blaine County:

Afterburner (Bikes)
There was a time when jumping through a wreath of flame on a poorly engineered chopper was enough to give even the most jaded patriot a semi. Those simple days are gone, but apply the same formula a thousand feet above an urban area in the middle of the night and you stand a decent chance of a sudden rush of blood to the crotch. Spectacular Stunt Race for Bikes.

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Go up, over, around and through in Double Loop.

Double Loop (Super)
You can never have too much of a good thing, especially when that thing is a gravity-defying loop-the-loop over Fort Zancudo. Kiss your already fragile grip on the laws of physics goodbye on this intense Stunt Race for Super cars.

Forest (Bikes)
The great woodlands of San Andreas are one of our most bountiful resources, providing an endless supply of endangered timber, plenty of discreet hideaways for doomsday cults, and now some of the most suicidal dirt bike jumps in the country. Stunt Race for Bikes.

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See what the view from the top really looks like with the new Western Cliffhanger.

High Flier (Bikes)
Time to ditch the private jet, saddle up, and learn a thing or two about corporate dominance with this Stunt Race for bikes through, around and over almost every skyscraper in central LS.

Trench II (Muscle)
Are you susceptible to paranoia? Feel like the walls are closing in? Often have the sense you're trapped with no escape? Come play this Stunt Race for Muscle cars and give your neuroses something to really latch onto.

Zebra (Sports)
A few massive slingshots and vertical drops around Mount Chiliad will play havoc with a full stomach. Time to skip lunch... and breakfast... and to pack a change of underwear. Point to Point Stunt Race for the Sports class.

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The Declasse Drift Tampa, one of the three vehicles added to GTA Online today.

THREE NEW VEHICLES
The livery-clad racing fleet also expands today with the addition of the Ocelot Lynx, Declasse Drift Tampa and Western Cliffhanger, growing the Sports and Motorcycle classes. And for high-stakes racing aficionados, a new Premium Race popping up over the weekend will put your best Sports cars to the test in Zebra (look for the yellow blip at Legion Square).

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The new Ocelot Lynx, available from Legendary Motorsport.

BONUS DISCOUNTS: THROUGH JULY 25TH
Expand your collection of stunting attire with the Silver Jumpsuit which comes complete with matching helmet. This unlock is free this week and will appear in the Special Items in your Wardrobe as soon as you log-in. Make sure you log-in before July 25th to redeem!

The 20% discount on all Garages & Properties with Garages continues this week – just what you need to accommodate the 3 new vehicles releasing with this update. If you’re already fully maxed out on room in your garages, don’t forget you can always use your second character (and the shared bank account) to open up to 5 more garages, and 50 more parking spaces.

Where last week’s bonuses were all about performance upgrades, this week it’s all about aesthetics with 20% off Spoilers, Wheels, Tire Smoke, Skirts, Exhausts and Horns. Perfect for making sure your brand new Ocelot Lynx or Declasse Drift Tampa is a show-er and not just a go-er.

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https://socialclub.rockstargames.co...d-vehicles-added-to-gta-online-cunning-stunts
 
Reviews of the new vehicles - disappointing performances from the cars:




EDIT - and crazy prices too!! Over $1.7m for the Lynx - and it's only the 20th fastest Sports car!!
 
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I wouldn't say I was overly impressed with any of the cars last week, but then again, I used them in the stunt races only, might be a completely different ball game lashing around the streets in them.
 
One Night Only said:
I wouldn't say I was overly impressed with any of the cars last week, but then again, I used them in the stunt races only, might be a completely different ball game lashing around the streets in them.
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The 3 new Supers released last week are blazing fast and handle really sharply - they're expensive, but their performance justifies it.

The new bikes that were also released last week are also good fun - bought the Gargoyle and it's a great bike! Plus they have adjusted the bike physics so you don't fall off as often!

But won't be buying any of the cars released today.
 
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swooshboy said:
The 3 new Supers are blazing fast and handle really sharply - they're expensive, but their performance justifies it.

The new bikes are also good fun - bought the Gargoyle and it's a great bike! Plus they have adjusted the bike physics so you don't fall off as often!

But won't be buying any of the cars released today.
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Oh they're out today? Thought Wednesday was the normal day :lol:

Not tried to gargoyle yet, looks nice, but the akuma is better stats wise. I've got 2 million or so to feck about with too.
 
Inherited a ps4 from the mrs little brother and off work next week . Can I join ?
 
Damien said:
Gonna be great when the creator is out.
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No it's not, @Duffy and @DatIrishFella are gonna feck us all up with some crazy/moronic shit.


DavidG said:
Inherited a ps4 from the mrs little brother and off work next week . Can I join ?
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Sure, the more the merrier, just check this thread or post in here and people will usually be around, might be a bit weird timings with you being in Canada mind. Although some nights we can be on till early UK hours anyway.
 
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