Fan Fiction ala Rawk style, except it's against them :
Suarez signs for Arse for a record fee of
£45m. Arse visits Liverpool some months later with both teams desperately needing the 3 pts. The score is 0-0 in the 95th min. Suarez collects a cross from Walcott with heavy suspicion of handball, charges into the penalty box and dives theatrically under a fair challenge from Agger. Ref points to the spot. Mayhem ensues and Gerrard is given a 2nd yellow for his protestations. Suarez places the ball on the penalty spot as Arteta has already been subbed. Loud boos ring from the Kop End where Suarez was once their god. He ignores them, makes a short run up, pauses, accelerates again and calmly dinks the ball over a diving Mignolet....
Damn I better stop before I get sucked into Rawk's world of fan fiction delusion. At least I didn't mention his arm kissing after scoring!