I think they are all on a wind-up.Don’t ask Portuguese people to pronounce his name, they haven’t got a clue!
Make us all sound like scallies while trying to pronounce his name all because we took their beloved manager.
Ruben Amorim - Manchester United Head Coach
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Make us all sound like scallies while trying to pronounce his name all because we took their beloved manager.
I would say most are happy he is gone(Benfica and Porto fans).
Pine, wine, dine, line, mine, nine.Ok, whatever. I’m not going to argue with you about your native language. All I would say is in English INE and EEN makes the same sound so regardless of how i spelt it I think we are arguing about the same thing.
Peen, ween, haha peen and ween...
Ah, see now you are a Porto fan.
Kobbie in the thumbnail looks like he's staring at Ruby's bulge
Weren’t we all
It’s ok to say you fancy him, you won’t get in trouble
It's just nice to have a coach that seems to have a bit of charm and charisma about him. I've been saying for a long time that Ten Hag was severely lacking here, and the players looked like they weren't enjoying their football at home. I'm hoping he can lift the mood about the place.
You could actually argue that we've never had this since Fergie. Ole was a different character all together. Jose has it but we saw the other side of Jose more. LVG was just a bit odd. Maybe this is what we've been missing? I don't know, I just feel like he'll be relatable to the players and fans, and it'll turn out good.
The parallels to Pep are on the nose, this would read like his own backstory just swapped with being Spanish rather than Portuguese
I for one welcome our new Portuguese overlord and would like to remind him that, as a long time caf poster, I will be useful to him helping to round up others to be set to work in his underground rondo caves
I'm really hopeful Amorim is going to be the manager that really takes us back to true competitors, not in the sense that we're going to be actual title contenders straight away, but that we aren't going to be so far behind like we have been recently. Granted, I did say this about ten Hag too, so what do I know! There is an aura about him that screams success, though, something ten Hag didn't have.
The ghost of health secretaries past.
Thanks. I bet Ronaldo’s a bit gutted considering he said he wants to end his career with sporting even if it’s just for 1 year.
Bookmarked for when some coach leaves in a year and does a podcast saying something along the lines of.
'Ruben is top when it comes to binding with the players and managing the dressing room, maybe where he needs to work is on the tactical side.'
He is ruben it in a little bit too much for my liking.
I hear his robotic monotone voice crop up in Press Conferences every so often though.
Ole flopped hard at Cardiff
I'm just thankful his name isn't cabeleireiro. feck that word.Don’t ask Portuguese people to pronounce his name, they haven’t got a clue!
Feck Cardiff. They were a bigger shitshow than we are.
Is that even a word?!
Hairdresser; something our previous manager won’t know about!Is that even a word?!
So Willy Cabalero’s name translates to Penis Hairdresser? Interesting!
So Willy Cabalero’s name translates to Penis Hairdresser? Interesting!
He answers to manscaped too.
In Ruben’s system, the “wing-backs” (more like wingers) are many times the Players who “mess up” the game and the opponent’s defense. They are there not to circulate and pass the ball, not to cross, not to defend - they’re there to force 1x1, attack the opponent/adversary full back and destabilize the game.
A little like the role Doku and Savinho have on City.
All the other Players, Play in central areas of the field and have to Play more collectively and not retain the ball many time in their possession/feet.
We have just the man for the job in Antony.
Well, he destabilizes the fanbase so that's something to work from.
I understand that point of view, it’s one I also thought. And it’s right to an extent. I believe they had that guy who changed the kit colour as owner.
But I did research and looked at what 1) Ole spent 2) What Cardiff fans thought of him.
He was one of Cardiff’s highest spending managers. Also most Cardiff fans felt that ole was pretty bad. I remember reading analysis of his stint, tactics, sub, ‘style of play’ signings etc. These fans all wrote acknowledging Ole had a pretty eccentric boss
Yeh he even acknowledged he was too early in his career and made a lot of mistakes. He was not a good manager there he trusted his contacts too much and therefore bought players who weren’t good enough and also inversely didn’t understand the quality of his players. Thought they could play at a higher standard than they could. Which is an issue a lot of top level footballers have as managers.
That’s a convenient excuse, he had a great start in a very weak league in Norway but prior to joining Cardiff he finished 6th with Molde, then he flopped hard at Cardiff in the Prem and followed that into the Championship.
His second spell at Molde was “meh” with no league titles won.
So his history prior to joining United was:
Molde 1st
Molde 1st
Molde 6th
Cardiff relegated
Cardiff shite in Championship- sacked
Molde - tiny part of season 6th
Molde - 5th
Molde - 2nd
Molde - 2nd
No other top 15 club in the Prem would’ve considered him at the point we hired him as interim.
It’s not quite the same as Amorim’s current situation, it had been 6 seasons since Ole’s last league title, with some very questionable seasons in that spell.
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So many still bitter and want to argue about Ole!
Rejoice! Ruben is here, let’s look forwards!
Rejoice! Ruben is here, let’s look forwards!
No matter if he succeeds or not. To become Manchester United manager at the age of 39 is an amazing achievement.
I’ll repeat what I said earlier somewhere:Okay, I’ve got this……
Ruben is a boy's name of Hebrew origins meaning “behold, a son”. This name stems from the Hebrew name Reuben, the first-born son of Jacob in the Old Testament.
Amorim is a Portuguese surname. A habitational name from any of the various places named Amorim, originally (villa) Amorini, from the name of the estate owner.
Amorim is derived from Latin, and means dating/love or couples place. The Portuguese surnames Amorim and Morim can be traced to this parish.
So therefore the easiest thing to call him is Sonny McLovin. Nice.
Rubeus = red.
Amor = love
Ruben Amorim = Lover of Reds
Stop talking about his age. There are people who have suddenly become older than the United gaffer.
Cabalero I think it means horse rider in Spanish.So Willy Cabalero’s name translates to Penis Hairdresser? Interesting!
Willy Horse rider is a cool name to be fair.
Willy Rider sounds like a dodgy western themed adult DVD you'd find at the back of a Chinese shop on holiday in Spain
The parallels to Pep are on the nose, this would read like his own backstory just swapped with being Spanish rather than Portuguese
Last time Amorim played against United, Jonny Evans scored against them And Now Amorim will come to manage Jonny Insane
And Now Amorim will come to manage Jonny InsaneWhich of the youngsters do you see getting a chance under him just out of interest?
Even though it's been an historically bad start for United in the league, the inconsistency of the other teams (bar the Scousers, annoyingly) means we're only 4 points off top 4.
So I'm wondering if the remainder of the season is going to be the "free hit" for Ruben that people are saying, where he can experiment with different players and systems to the potential detriment of results. Or is he going to come under pressure from the club (and fans!) to be pragmatic and get results at all costs in order to achieve this coveted top 4 spot?
Do we as fans have the patience to sacrifice a top 4 push this season for the potential longer term benefit of the team?
So I'm wondering if the remainder of the season is going to be the "free hit" for Ruben that people are saying, where he can experiment with different players and systems to the potential detriment of results. Or is he going to come under pressure from the club (and fans!) to be pragmatic and get results at all costs in order to achieve this coveted top 4 spot?
Do we as fans have the patience to sacrifice a top 4 push this season for the potential longer term benefit of the team?