RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

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I can almost hear the lighters being readied

Hope the Suarez shirts don't burn too quickly - the scousers could use some heat in the weather

(wonder if quotes are reliable)
 
I can almost hear the lighters being readied

Hope the Suarez shirts don't burn too quickly - the scousers could use some heat in the weather

(wonder if quotes are reliable)


They will have a T shirt underneath don't forget.
 
Another great post from Rawk 1 week ago

Rawkbola Sufferer said:
Just worked it out in my head.

Losing to Madrid has fecked the Mancs
Mancini has fecked the other Mancs
Losing to us has fecked Spurs
The plastic fans have fecked Chelsea
Wenger has fecked Arsenal
Life has fecked Everton

We will finish 1st, one point clear of the Mancs.
 
ProbablySeriousRAWKITE
Here is an idea. When Luis returns from international break, we should gather at Airport and hold 'Luis we love you, please stay' placards.

AngryRAWKITE
Maybe Suarez should learn to keep his mouth shut.

Whether he has been misquoted or not, he shouldn't be talking about whether or not he will decide to move to another club in the summer. Even if that is his plan, he shouldn't be saying it to the press, out of respect to Liverpool FC and us (the fans).

:lol: The shirt burning begins.

RAWKBOLA Sufferer
Suarez is not an insincere money-grabbing egotist like Darren Bent. He is a man of honour and has already formed emotional ties to this club.

RAWKBOLA Sufferer
...he's the best player in the league by a mile

He is the anti Torres, he is the kid in all of us,

The racist dirty scummy scouse kid.

Suarez refuses to confirm he will stay at Liverpool.

Let's be honest here our lovely xenophobic press will twist anything he does or doesn't say.

There are no premier League games to write about and only a mismatch against San Marino at the weekend so it's open season on foreign players.

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Been reading some RAWK this afternoon. The general consensus is Johnson is better than Rafael (comfortably), Skrtel and Agger are miles better than Evans, who is very average, Enrique is better than Evra, Reina is better than De Gea, Suarez is better than Rooney and RvP, Gerrard is Gerrard. I imagine they think Carrick is shit as well.

Do they just completely ignore the table? I don't see West Brom fans (who they are 1 point ahead of) make such strange claims.
 
Yeah, down with xenophobia about convicted racists!


Oh, and...YAWN etc.
 
Been reading some RAWK this afternoon. The general consensus is Johnson is better than Rafael (comfortably), Skrtel and Agger are miles better than Evans, who is very average, Enrique is better than Evra, Reina is better than De Gea, Suarez is better than Rooney and RvP, Gerrard is Gerrard. I imagine they think Carrick is shit as well.

Do they just completely ignore the table? I don't see West Brom fans (who they are 1 point ahead of) make such strange claims.

It's driving them mad that once again we have young players who they deemed shit a few years ago, that are now coming into they're own. They've seen it happen so many times now that you'd think that they'd learn something.

Players like Evans, De Gea and Rafa will always be shit to them, because the opinions that they formed of them from the beginning won't change. They're too delusional and bitter to change them.
 
Been reading some RAWK this afternoon. The general consensus is Johnson is better than Rafael (comfortably), Skrtel and Agger are miles better than Evans, who is very average, Enrique is better than Evra, Reina is better than De Gea, Suarez is better than Rooney and RvP, Gerrard is Gerrard. I imagine they think Carrick is shit as well.

Do they just completely ignore the table? I don't see West Brom fans (who they are 1 point ahead of) make such strange claims.

Oh please link it... I've had a shite day and could do with a really good giggle!
 
They need to believe that shit, it's the only thing keeping them into football and watching their dire club. They've created an alternate universe where all their players are miles better than they actually are, and the only way to explain their league position is to come up with all those conspiracy theories.

It doesn't matter that their league standing and many of their performances spell out the word average, if it doesn't fit it their little fantasy world, it gets swept under the carpet. Reading RAWK is a bit like reading the Flat Earth Society forum. There's just so much delusion and a general inability to accept or even acknowledge reality, i.e. things they could see with their own eyes if their degenerate brains wouldn't screw the images up so badly.

Now that I'm thinking about, RAWK could well be a medical condition. I certainly wouldn't call them healthy bunch. Imagine your doctor telling you you're suffering from a bad case of RAWK. Scary thought.
 
They need to believe that shit, it's the only thing keeping them into football and watching their dire club. They've created an alternate universe where all their players are miles better than they actually are, and the only way to explain their league position is to come up with all those conspiracy theories.

It doesn't matter that their league standing and many of their performances spell out the word average, if it doesn't fit it their little fantasy world, it gets swept under the carpet. Reading RAWK is a bit like reading the Flat Earth Society forum. There's just so much delusion and a general inability to accept or even acknowledge reality, i.e. things they could see with their own eyes if their degenerate brains wouldn't screw the images up so badly.

Now that I'm thinking about, RAWK could well be a medical condition. I certainly wouldn't call them healthy bunch. Imagine your doctor telling you you're suffering from a bad case of RAWK. Scary thought.

:lol: best thing i have read in ages.
 
The best thing is that most of them think they are completely rational and that their view is shared by everyone, with the exception of Manchester United fans. I'm sure there is a thesis in there somewhere for a psychology student.
 
Oh please link it... I've had a shite day and could do with a really good giggle!

Prepare yourself

On rafael:

Rafael is no-where near the best right back in the league.

At the moment, I'd rank him as third or fourth best right back in the league.

He's improved and he's a good attacking fullback, but Glen, Zabalet, Ivanovic and Kyle Runner are superior all around players.

Ivanovic might not be enjoying his best season and Glen's form dipped in the last 6/8 weeks, but I'd still take both of them over Rafael (who's much improved lately) any day of the week. I don't buy the Kyle Runner hype, but I'd consider him pretty much on par with Rafael.
Going back to your original quote 'Rafael Zabaleta, easily best Right back in the league though.'

On Evans:

I'm better than Johnny fecking Evans mate

Luiz is a great footballer

Evans is average at best.

Money from sales this summer:

We should be looking at closer to £100 million this summer

Suarez thread is currently post-a-minute panic about his potential exit. However I was touched by this incredibly heart-warming and poignant post. Tissues ready fellas'

I remember how I felt when Shankly left. I was only a young man. I had no missus and kids. Mam, Dad, Sisters, Brothers, Mates and LFC, that was it. And at that stage of my life, Shankly was at least equal if not more important than any of them. So, I was devestated when he retired. In fact, I refused to accept it, but I wasn't the only one. Me and a couple of mates made up a song about Shanks coming back. And loads of match goers refused to believe he was gone until we seen Bob leading us from the dug out for our first home game of the season.

It's weird thinking about it now, but after Bill retired in the summer, he still lead us out in the next season's opener against Leeds in the Charity Shield. In fact, Clough had just got the Leeds job from Revie. So it was strange to see him leading Leeds out next to Shanks. That was the game when Keegan and Bremner got sent off for fighting. And it was only another couple of seasons before Keegan was gone, too. That knocked me an all, but I realised, footballers will always move on when it suits them. It's just the way it is. It gets light, it goes dark again, footballers come and go. And Luis will do what he thinks is best for himself and his family. I hope that means staying at Anfield. If not, we move on, hope we don't suffer too much for the loss and wait for the next hero. They're not like buses.. one always comes along in the end.

YAWN
 
It's an insult to Bill Shankly to be mentioned in the same breath as Luis Suarez. What the hell has Suarez done for Liverpool compared to what Shankly did? My god, some fans would sell their souls for mere success...
 
It's an insult to Bill Shankly to be mentioned in the same breath as Luis Suarez. What the hell has Suarez done for Liverpool compared to what Shankly did? My god, some fans would sell their souls for mere success...

I think it was a pretty reasonable statement though, the thrust of his point was that tomorrow the sun will still come up wither Suarez is there or not, it certainly did after a much more important figure left them (all be it, due to retirement).
 
Yeah but still...it's like comparing Mozart with M People.
 
The bit that confused me was Shankly being more important than his dad, mam, sisters and brothers. Really?
 
It's an insult to Bill Shankly to be mentioned in the same breath as Luis Suarez. What the hell has Suarez done for Liverpool compared to what Shankly did? My god, some fans would sell their souls for mere success...

Was just about to make the same comment.

What an insult to one of their club's real legends.

It would be like comparing Ronaldo going to Real to when Busby retired.

Good god.
 
It's like comparing your ex-girlfriend™ with etc etc.
 
It's an insult to Bill Shankly to be mentioned in the same breath as Luis Suarez. What the hell has Suarez done for Liverpool compared to what Shankly did? My god, some fans would sell their souls for mere success...
the sentence that got me was that Shankly was at least equal or more important to him than his own parents and family?!

WTF
 
Perhaps he was unlucky enough to need a particular recently decommissioned bus and arrived at the stop just after the very last one had gone and, unaware of which one was it's replacement, sat there gormlessly forever, refusung to check which bus now covered that route because - being a Liverpool fan - he's hopelessly stuck in the past and refuses to accept that buses, much like football, moved on.

He's now a permanent fixture of that particular bus stop, known affectionally as "sad bus cnut" to the local school children, he sits, stoically, whistfully typing out bollocks on RAWK to pass the minutes as he waits, tragically, for his never coming bus. Like all Liverpools fans, waiting patiently, doggedly, onomatopoeically for the days when they can be taken seriously again. But like buses, they never come.
 
Where do they get the impression from that Luis Suarez is in love with Liverpool FC?

he said so.

And there is absolutely no evidence at all in the entire history of humankind of some footballer saying they love the club currently paying them several millions a year to get the fans onside, not once.

he said it , therefore its true.

Plus, hes got a face his mother would slap, so who else is there for him?
 
Perhaps he was unlucky enough to need a particular recently decommissioned bus and arrived at the stop just after the very last one had gone and, unaware of which one was it's replacement, sat there gormlessly forever, refusung to check which bus now covered that route because - being a Liverpool fan - he's hopelessly stuck in the past and refuses to accept that buses, much like football, moved on.

He's now a permanent fixture of that particular bus stop, known affectionally as "sad bus cnut" to the local school children, he sits, stoically, whistfully typing out bollocks on RAWK to pass the minutes as he waits, tragically, for his never coming bus. Like all Liverpools fans, waiting for the days when they can be taken seriously again. But like buses, they never come.

About the busses he's right in a way. If the idiom is anything to go by; you wait all day for a bus and then two come along at once. Well, world class Liverpool players don't come along in pairs, they kinda show up one at a time and then promptly feck off before the next one arrives. If their players were more like buses they might actually win something. That's the great thing about United; not only do our world class players take on the characteristics of buses, but the club itself represents a city center depot - so this in contrast to Liverpool's one-horse-town country lane stop is why we're so far ahead of them in every measurable sense.
 
Maybe it's one of those victory parade buses.
 
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