Sturridge, Suarez and Torres.
Cant pass, wont pass, bus pass.
Cant pass, wont pass, bus pass.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)
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I love it when they write imaginary stories like that Torres one 
Please don't listen to Cider, lurking RAWKites.
Few things are as funny as Scouse fanfiction. I mean, just let this really sink in --
deep open letter
I'll have a go:
As the fey blue smoke strained to reach the holy socks of Saint Robin, City supporters wailed in a wailey way, not unlike the wailing of the Israelites by the rivers of Babylon; ye-eah they wept, when they remembered Georgi Kinkladze.
Blah blah blah grandiose religious analogies blah blah bitterness and bile blah blah aw feck it.
Nah, we've no need of fantasy.
They fantasize about getting a past it, disinterested former player back? Such an energy waste.
It's like fantasizing about having sex with your ex girlfriend. If you are going to fantasize atleast go for a footballing equivalent of Megan Fox or Jennifer Lawrence.
It's like fantasizing about having sex with your ex girlfriend. If you are going to fantasize atleast go for a footballing equivalent of Megan Fox or Jennifer Lawrence.
And in that fantasy he wrote them a deep open letter.
They certainly love their open letters over there.
The ex-girlfriend stuff is a RAWK favourite:
Reading RAWK is a bit like seeing a really, really ugly, deranged looking weirdo int he supermarket and thinking how glad you are that she isnt your girlfriend, ex or otherwise.
RAWKites have their moments.
Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief. 
Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief.
Yes, but by whom?
Or shall I say ... who?
No? Ok then, jolly good ... *whistle*
Seeing Steve make up quotes is a bit like seeing your ex girlfriend and thinking, hey, she was a lying bitch as well, I bet her great grandfather was a Scouser.
I wouldn't have lost my ex-girlfriend to Chelsea if it hadn't been for nativity.
...la!
I actually like reading posts from Rawk, it's always good to unwind and have a good laugh at the end of a hard day!
But no, I wanted to believe they had a sense of humour.Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief.
AlphaDelta@RAWK said:
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=304467.msg11491348#msg11491348
Hi-fecking-larious.
Yet more LFC racism!
Seriously though, that was a good read.
Seriously though, that was a good read.
The highest paid football manager rich list has just been released and there is one person who stands out a mile.
France Football magazine have compiled a list of the top ten paid managers for the current 2012/13 season and the highest paid UK manager isn’t even in a job!
The latest accounts released by Liverpool show that they had to fork out £9.5m to Kenny Dalglish and his staff after Brendan Rodgers replaced him.
According to France Football, a staggering £8.52m went to Kenny to compensate his remaining contract, without him having to manage a single match this season.
The full top ten in the world is (figures in Euros);
1 Jose Mourinho (Real Madrid) 14m
2 Carlo Ancelotti (PSG) 12m
3 Marcelo Lippi (Guangzhou Evergrande) 11m
4 Guus Hiddink (Anzhi Makhachkala) 10.8m
5 Kenny Dalglish (Dole) 10m
6 Arsene Wenger (Arsenal) 9.4m
7 Fabio Capello (Russia) 9.2m
8 Roberto Mancini (Manchester City) 7.6m
9 Alex Ferguson (Manchester United) 7.5m
10 Jose Camacho (China) 6.1m
This sorry story of Liverpool’s reckless spending gets worse for their fans.
A story (rumour) went viral that Dalglish had said he wouldn’t take the £8m+ and it could be put towards signings.
Fans then bombarded the Liverpool Echo, demanding why this hadn’t been publicised regarding the grand gesture by their departing hero.
Turns out it was because it simply wasn’t true…
Nice work if you can get it!
France Football magazine have compiled a list of the top ten paid managers for the current 2012/13 season and the highest paid UK manager isn’t even in a job!
The latest accounts released by Liverpool show that they had to fork out £9.5m to Kenny Dalglish and his staff after Brendan Rodgers replaced him.
According to France Football, a staggering £8.52m went to Kenny to compensate his remaining contract, without him having to manage a single match this season.
The full top ten in the world is (figures in Euros);
1 Jose Mourinho (Real Madrid) 14m
2 Carlo Ancelotti (PSG) 12m
3 Marcelo Lippi (Guangzhou Evergrande) 11m
4 Guus Hiddink (Anzhi Makhachkala) 10.8m
5 Kenny Dalglish (Dole) 10m
6 Arsene Wenger (Arsenal) 9.4m
7 Fabio Capello (Russia) 9.2m
8 Roberto Mancini (Manchester City) 7.6m
9 Alex Ferguson (Manchester United) 7.5m
10 Jose Camacho (China) 6.1m
This sorry story of Liverpool’s reckless spending gets worse for their fans.
A story (rumour) went viral that Dalglish had said he wouldn’t take the £8m+ and it could be put towards signings.
Fans then bombarded the Liverpool Echo, demanding why this hadn’t been publicised regarding the grand gesture by their departing hero.
Turns out it was because it simply wasn’t true…
Nice work if you can get it!
I remember when that story was doing the rounds.
As if he'd get sacked and give away millions of pounds of his pay-off so Brendan Rodgers could use it to buy Joe Allen.
As if he'd get sacked and give away millions of pounds of his pay-off so Brendan Rodgers could use it to buy Joe Allen.
RAWK must be devastated with the news that Andrea Pirlo aka Joe Allen is out for the rest of the season.
If Suarez gets a serious or long term injury, at least half of Rawk will commit mass suicide
10 million to sack Dalglish.
As if he was going to give that up.
As if he was going to give that up.
So , Fergie gets less money for managing United to , hopefully, a title, and maybe a cup than dalglish gets for not managing liverpool.
Thats outstanding.
Thats outstanding.
I just think it's funny how Dalglish fecks them over with the worst signings known to man, then continues to bleed them dry after he's long gone.
Raise a glass to King Kenny.
Raise a glass to King Kenny.
And like, is there any comment on RAWK about that?? If I was a scouse fan *shudder* then I would be apoplectic at that sort of story.
Hard to believe Wenger gets so much and Ferguson gets so little!
He must really struggle to make ends meet
He must really struggle to make ends meet
I know, poor Fergie scratching around on £7.5 million. He has kids, too, you know.
So Wenger gets paid £2million more than SAF.
Over the past 8 trophy-less seasons that's £16million! Could have bought a couple decent defenders with that and they might have won a trophy or two!
Over the past 8 trophy-less seasons that's £16million! Could have bought a couple decent defenders with that and they might have won a trophy or two!
Particularly considering Arsenal's tight wages when it comes to players.
Fergie could've easily double that, if he wanted managing elsewhere. And some fans still went ape shit when the rumor of Fergie benefiting from FPO was around. Where's that fecking poll thread with names on it?
No wonder he keeps low profile about the whole being sacked thing. He really loves Liverpool FC, doesn't he? Legend.
On Coates recent interview.
Hahaha
£10m for Kenny to not manage them is actually one of Liverpool's better recent investments.
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