RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[Judge Red]

This is beautiful.

Liverpool fans have tied themselves in so many knots over Suarez they don't know where to look now.

What did they expect from the lying, racist, snidey shitbag?

I posted a shit, animated gif and it got deleted.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

A thorn, you never used your rose
The ones you loved abandoned you
Your nutmegs made hearts so warm
You helped the club but who helped you?
Then rushing through the Chelsea defence
They hounded you, you lost control
We prayed that you would get a 3 match ban
The news came through - Your season over...

Good night, my sweet prince...

Beautiful.

 

[Stobzilla]

Beautiful.

That can't be real.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Liverpool have got him there, looks like he won't be leaving then.

 

[Brightonian]

Beautiful.

Own up, caftards, who was it? Nothing in life is this perfect.

 

[SteveJ]

Your nutmegs made hearts so warm

Good god...
*shoots self*

 

[Brightonian]

Incidentally, as the stand-off between Suarez and the club gets steadily more hostile, I have a feeling YAWN is going to start to sound more and more like a threat.

Imagine a Godfather voice, but with a thick scouse accent. 'And remember, Luis my boy, in case you ever feel like a little trip to Madrid... once you become a part of this family, you never walk alone... la.'

Not sure if I'm intimating that they're going to put a tail on him, kill him or break his legs, but you get the gist.

 

[SteveJ]

They'd do it with class and dignity though.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

New Kit 2013/14

Too early?

Love the new kit. Was pleasantly surprised about the keepers to. Hopefully the away kit will be something simular...

What's our European away kit?

The responses for the home and goalkeeper kit were generally positive. Then the away kits were revealed a few pages later.

WTF is that pattern on the front. Kill it. Kill it with fire.

That's the worst piece of crap i've ever seen in my life

It doesnt look great and it looks really crap with wisdoms chav gear on the "starlets take jenga challenge" on the main site. It's quite clear to see that the designers of our strips, design them whilst pre-drinking for a night out.

The minute Pepe saw that shirt was the moment he knew it was time to go back to Spain.

All I can think is that there has to be some kind of visual effect when seen on TV or when viewed in motion (i.e. player running around). I mean really, that's got to be the only explanation.

It's one of those Magic Eye picture things.

The reactions are quite funny.

 

[ciderman9000000]

what is it with these scousers and burning 45 quid every time someone leaves them?

King Kenny burnt £35m when Torres left so they're paying homage.

 

[Antisocial]

Wow that kit is hideous.

 

[ghaliboy]

At least if Spearing returned he would have the shit part of the away shirt tucked in.

 

[Dargonk]

at the purple Liverpool kit. That really is a horrible kit

 

[kouroux]

@ that Spearing joke

 

[x42bn6]

It looks like someone chewed the bottom of the shirt.

Suárez is staying, then.